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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1470 on: July 07, 2013, 04:30:11 pm »
I am in lust with gay, blonde Ewan McGregor. I feel dirty.

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« Reply #1471 on: July 14, 2013, 08:36:46 am »
Happy Bastille Day.

Also, honk if you like boobs Pixar.
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« Reply #1472 on: July 14, 2013, 08:57:59 am »
Just because I can, I present to you the Spicy Hot Challenge. Enjoy!
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« Reply #1473 on: July 14, 2013, 03:42:50 pm »
Well, that sure sounds like fun, but I'll pass.

In unrelated news, I recently broke my personal record of amount of times I stepped on dog shit in 24 hours, with five.

Normally I'd complain about assholes thinking it's acceptable to leave their dog's shit in the fucking street, but this time it was my own dog in my back yard.
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« Reply #1474 on: July 14, 2013, 03:47:19 pm »
Just because I can, I present to you the Spicy Hot Challenge. Enjoy!

I was disappointed when he didn't put the hot sauce on his balls. Not sure what that says about me.
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« Reply #1475 on: July 14, 2013, 04:53:42 pm »
OK, just honk if you like boobs.
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« Reply #1476 on: July 14, 2013, 05:10:34 pm »
OK, just honk if you like boobs.

*tapes the horn button down and walks away*
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« Reply #1477 on: July 14, 2013, 05:14:44 pm »
*sings* A wave o' babies...

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« Reply #1478 on: July 15, 2013, 03:20:56 am »
Just because I can, I present to you the Spicy Hot Challenge. Enjoy!

I was disappointed when he didn't put the hot sauce on his balls. Not sure what that says about me.

It would be a lot less painful than icy hot.

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« Reply #1479 on: July 15, 2013, 03:40:34 am »
Did I say balls? I meant glans. Along with Icy Hot.
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« Reply #1480 on: July 15, 2013, 04:12:07 am »
sometimes when feeling kinky I use tabasco instead of lube- the wife loves it.

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« Reply #1481 on: July 15, 2013, 04:21:36 am »
I prefer a blend of lemon juice, chipotle and aromatic bay leaves. Just coat you junk in that, you wife will love it.

Make sure to put a bit of cilantro on top first, though. Presentation is important.
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« Reply #1482 on: July 15, 2013, 07:06:47 am »
Why do I have visions of you being romantically involved with a mexican gourmand version of Hannibal Lecter.

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« Reply #1483 on: July 15, 2013, 07:48:09 am »
*Sings* Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both down...

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« Reply #1484 on: July 15, 2013, 08:11:46 am »
Jañibalo Lecterá
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