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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #210 on: January 30, 2012, 05:01:22 pm »
I also exercised today. I downloaded this aerobics video. Turns out it's a master class for fitness instructors and it nearly killed me.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #211 on: January 30, 2012, 05:22:46 pm »
I almost exercised today, but then it started to rain.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #212 on: January 30, 2012, 05:41:33 pm »
Why does it always rain on Sigma? Is it because he lied when he was 17?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #213 on: January 30, 2012, 05:53:01 pm »
But even when the sun is shinin', he can't avoid the lightnin'.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #214 on: January 30, 2012, 06:04:16 pm »
"They stamped it, didn't they? Those damn Gideons."
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #215 on: January 30, 2012, 11:03:36 pm »
Why does it always rain on Sigma? Is it because he lied when he was 17?
I don't have a weather machine and I don't use it to torment him.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #216 on: January 30, 2012, 11:20:55 pm »
Why the fuck is it so hard to find a decent apartment?
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #217 on: January 31, 2012, 05:18:36 pm »
Why does it always rain on Sigma? Is it because he lied when he was 17?
I don't have a weather machine and I don't use it to torment him.
Joke's on you, there's been a drought lately.

...actually, would you mind sending some more rain this way? The economy is kinda agriculture-dependent.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #218 on: January 31, 2012, 06:30:19 pm »
Why does it always rain on Sigma? Is it because he lied when he was 17?
I don't have a weather machine and I don't use it to torment him.
Joke's on you, there's been a drought lately.

...actually, would you mind sending some more rain this way? The economy is kinda agriculture-dependent.
Remember what I said about tormenting?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #219 on: January 31, 2012, 06:52:11 pm »
You say lots of things. You once claimed you'd steal my epididymis.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #220 on: January 31, 2012, 06:56:25 pm »
<steals Sigma's epidermis>

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #221 on: January 31, 2012, 07:21:52 pm »
You say lots of things. You once claimed you'd steal my epididymis.
That sounds like something I'd say.

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« Reply #222 on: January 31, 2012, 10:20:38 pm »
You say lots of things. You once claimed you'd steal my epididymis.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #223 on: January 31, 2012, 10:30:58 pm »
Uh, that’s not an…

Oh, hell. Never mind.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #224 on: February 01, 2012, 10:38:45 am »
I know that's not a quote from Sir Didymus, but I at least tried to put it in a manner he would say it.
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