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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1140 on: December 03, 2012, 08:13:41 am »
Shampoo is a terrible name for a substance that cleans hair.  It's a compound word, and I want neither a sham nor poo in my hair, or anywhere near my head, for that matter.  Why isn't it called hair cleanser?

Conditioner, on the other hand, is an acceptable name.  It conditions your hair to be softer and shinier.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1141 on: December 03, 2012, 08:19:04 am »
Boycott shampoo, demand real poo.

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« Reply #1142 on: December 03, 2012, 10:19:52 am »
I've always thought it was a funny word in general, but especially so for a word that refers to a hair-cleansing product. I imagine people who are learning English stumble across it and get a nice chortle out of it.
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« Reply #1143 on: December 03, 2012, 01:59:35 pm »
Nothing says classy like your 16-year-old cousin Gangnam Style dancing right in front of you in nothing but his briefs with his junk flopping less than a foot from your face.   
Classy, Mikey.  Classy.

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« Reply #1144 on: December 04, 2012, 01:19:14 pm »
Genuine headline spotted moments ago on the BBC's RSS feed: Will the Pope's tweets be infallible?

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« Reply #1145 on: December 04, 2012, 02:18:42 pm »
Genuine headline spotted moments ago on the BBC's RSS feed: Will the Pope's tweets be infallible?

So what happens if he goes insane and starts babbling about baby-eating alien squid?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1146 on: December 04, 2012, 07:52:04 pm »
I turned 25 today! Now I'm going to stuff myself with birthday ice cream even though I'm already full of birthday pizza.

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« Reply #1147 on: December 05, 2012, 02:23:43 pm »
My professor meant to write the word "collision", but instead he wrote "coollision." I propose we add that word to the dictionary.
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« Reply #1148 on: December 05, 2012, 02:38:47 pm »
Seconded!

There should be a coollision between that word and the dictionary.
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« Reply #1149 on: December 06, 2012, 03:33:30 pm »

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« Reply #1150 on: December 06, 2012, 04:03:22 pm »
There's a cat that's not even mine laying on my bed asleep.  Oh well.  This is the Tennga Kitty Mission, after all.  Or so the stray cats must tell each other.

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« Reply #1151 on: December 08, 2012, 03:52:54 am »
I love watching the extreme right wing going apeshit over halal and proving they have absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1152 on: December 08, 2012, 07:55:46 am »
There's a cat that's not even mine laying on my bed asleep.  Oh well.  This is the Tennga Kitty Mission, after all.  Or so the stray cats must tell each other.

You're rather calm about it, I'll give you that.

I had a nice scare when a foreign black lab appeared in my house and it ended up being my sister's.

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« Reply #1153 on: December 08, 2012, 10:43:31 pm »
He's a nice kitty.  Really lovey.  My cousin next door is thinking about keeping him if nobody comes looking for him.  She's already put aside the neuter money.

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« Reply #1154 on: December 08, 2012, 10:48:53 pm »
When I was little I saw my neighbors cat stalking a bluebird so I chucked a handful of fruit loops at it. The cat ran off and the bluebird took some of the fruit loops for a snack.
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