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Title: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: ConcernedChristian on December 03, 2012, 06:06:04 am
Our country... is a strange country. All this secularism is not good. It's not United States of America but United States of fagia now.We're almost like the protestants believing in Pope.


I mean... religion is my own choice? And meanwhile I can go around and kill ? All that matters is that I believe in God? The church authority is weak because people don't want to listen to the truth. It's horrible. Catholics don't only believe but LIVE like that. It's what makes them different from protestants. But this fag like people would rather live any way it wants while Church should be telling them they live good Christian lives. What are they expecting ?!

Now I got angry

I feel sorry for the naive and innocent people who think we will be free if we let everybody do everything while saying "it doesn't hurt anybody"
I also like those famous words "it doesn't insult anybody"

I GET INSULTED WHEN TWO FAGS ARE FUCKING ON THE STREET AND I AM SICK IF I CALL THEM SICK ?!

It insults a lot of people... but they are coerced. They have to stay silent.... or they get sanctioned. Explain that ! Who's bad word who now ??!!
I dunno how can people support gays !!!

Do you have any idea how these secular emasculated fake fags think when they are doing these horrible things ??!!

It's not a rhetorical question... I want your thoughts and analysis... why?


Ah... But christian's theory says... That these people are shortsighted. Little sugary hedonists who want to have fun. Do they even think about consequences? Only consequence they want to create is to do what will benefit them- for example, making homosexuality normal

And after that?

What will happen after?

They don't think. They read too fairy fairy tales and saw too many cartoons.

No

The consequences will come !

Just like we learned from history. Let me take niggers for example. If we never legalized niggers... We wouldn't be talking about fags now. So let's give fags all the rights and benefits. And it's just a matter of time when the pedophiles will get the same. I will probably be dead by then. But I wouldn't let anybody's kid being licked by a pedophile.. even if I don't know the person. Now what? Well, I'm looking into future... What's next after pedophiles? Zoophiliacs? Necrophiliacs? Restphiliacs?

How can I know what will be approved next and we aren't thinking about it now. It's funny because it is true.... I know. Would you like your grandchildren to be touched by a pedophile?

I don't want to be a part of today's "reality" and supprot such horrible things because I have convictions and think about the future. A term that people underestimate. Until it is too late.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Distind on December 03, 2012, 06:10:33 am
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Just like we learned from history. Let me take niggers for example. If we never legalized niggers... We wouldn't be talking about fags now.
Yeah, that's quite enough from you.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: syaoranvee on December 03, 2012, 06:11:26 am
...

What.



I'll just post a random video as a response:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90WznJlh3Ew
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 03, 2012, 06:11:32 am
Back again, are we?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: ironbite on December 03, 2012, 06:18:08 am
Oh goody the Trolls have figured out how to register again.

Ironbite-I missed this.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Saturn500 on December 03, 2012, 06:19:37 am
Troll in the dungeon!
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 03, 2012, 08:22:17 am
This thread is now about Food for Louis (http://www.youtube.com/user/FoodForLouis/videos?view=0).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZDOUVpCgbM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKKyrvS2WNE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wkiXkf2dqw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bCAcY_1sgQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQS4iNR1lQM

(Okay, no, the preview images alone are little too disturbing for stuff outside of the Disturbing Images thread.  Demoted to links. -Zachski)

Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Askold on December 03, 2012, 08:24:37 am
I already am a christian and have accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior, this does not mean that I hate "fags" in fact I have taken into my heart the lesson:  "Therefore all things whatsoever would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them" just as Jesus taught us, I do my best treat all my fellow humans equally.

Although in some cases it appears that they want to be treated with hostility, so for the select few I make an exception. You for example have only expressed hatred and bigotry, which in my books is not a christian virtue.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Shane for Wax on December 03, 2012, 08:29:07 am
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Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on December 03, 2012, 08:32:18 am
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-history-wharrgarbl.jpg)

Is "concerned" synonymous with "potty mouthed stupidity" now?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: armandtanzarian on December 03, 2012, 08:33:34 am
I already am a christian and have accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior, this does not mean that I hate "fags" in fact I have taken into my heart the lesson:  "Therefore all things whatsoever would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them" just as Jesus taught us, I do my best treat all my fellow humans equally.

Although in some cases it appears that they want to be treated with hostility, so for the select few I make an exception. You for example have only expressed hatred and bigotry, which in my books is not a christian virtue.
Obviously you are not a True Christian(TM) for not following that oft-maligned section in MURICA 2:

"1 And the disciples went to the market to purchase the latest rapid-fire slingshot they could find 2 And they brought the immense weapon to Jesus, and he said "Yay, it is good" 3 And Jesus said, 'Remember all ye who believe in Me, a man who lies with another man shall be stoned' 4 It helps, that's all I'm saying" 5 And then Jesus proceeded to shotgun a casket of mead made only from the finest hops, then pointed at the nubile ladies proclaiming "JUDGEMENT DAY HAS COME!" 7 "Show me your tits, and I will judge them""
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: rookie on December 03, 2012, 08:38:42 am

words


Awww! You're cute. Let's make out in that park by the 7-11.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: m52nickerson on December 03, 2012, 08:57:43 am
Where have all the good trolls gone?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Dakota Bob on December 03, 2012, 09:05:14 am
"Sugary hedonists"?

That's a fucking great band name.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Askold on December 03, 2012, 09:17:28 am
"Sugary hedonists"?

That's a fucking great band name.

What genre?

I guess it could work as some J-pop band or something like that but personally I vote for glam-rock or hair-metal.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Sleepy on December 03, 2012, 10:15:56 am
LOL, United States of Fagia. So classy.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Askold on December 03, 2012, 10:21:57 am
LOL, United States of Fagia. So classy.

Technically Fagistan is just one of the states:

(http://static.flickr.com/25/102894513_b0e92022f2_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Qlockworkcanary on December 03, 2012, 11:59:42 am
Wow, someone really hates cigarettes and pantaloons!

Well color me convinced. We must really need Jesus in order to be a proper f!*kbag douche canoe.

I'd love to waste the time and refute all of this dreck, but it's pretty much a worthless effort.

Um, no thanks to your God, buddy. He sounds like an ass.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Mechtaur on December 03, 2012, 12:01:03 pm
Not sure if genuine idiot or great troll.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 03, 2012, 12:13:11 pm
"United States of Fagia"?

Sounds like a nation of Cockney pickpockets.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: shykid on December 03, 2012, 12:47:00 pm
what the fuck did I just read.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Pak on December 03, 2012, 01:01:15 pm
Turning to God is like defusing a bomb in an action movie. You have to cut the red wire or the green wire before the timer reaches zero. But you're color blind! Ahhhh!
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: rageaholic on December 03, 2012, 01:21:40 pm
This has got to be a poe.  I mean this is bordering on westboro insanity. 

BTW, "if it's not hurting anyone" is a sensable way to live.  Everyone would be much happier if they stopped being so concerned with what other people do in their private life.  But apparently, any happiness on earth is a sin. 

Fucking Christianity. 
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Kain on December 03, 2012, 01:24:03 pm
"Sugary hedonists"?

That's a fucking great band name.

What genre?

I guess it could work as some J-pop band or something like that but personally I vote for glam-rock or hair-metal.

I was thinking more hardcore punk, myself. :D
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: myusername on December 03, 2012, 01:36:59 pm
Doesn't this belong in preaching and worship?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Material Defender on December 03, 2012, 01:38:43 pm
LOL, United States of Fagia. So classy.

Technically Fagistan is just one of the states:

(http://static.flickr.com/25/102894513_b0e92022f2_o.jpg)

Well, Blandistan doesn't seem that bad.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: RinellaWasHere on December 03, 2012, 01:47:36 pm
word noises

Well, ain't you precious.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: tempus on December 03, 2012, 02:12:20 pm
This has got to be a poe.  I mean this is bordering on westboro insanity. 

BTW, "if it's not hurting anyone" is a sensable way to live.  Everyone would be much happier if they stopped being so concerned with what other people do in their private life.  But apparently, any happiness on earth is a sin. 

Fucking Christianity.

I dunno...judging by this bit:

Quote
Just like we learned from history. Let me take niggers for example. If we never legalized niggers... We wouldn't be talking about fags now. So let's give fags all the rights and benefits. And it's just a matter of time when the pedophiles will get the same. I will probably be dead by then. But I wouldn't let anybody's kid being licked by a pedophile.. even if I don't know the person. Now what? Well, I'm looking into future... What's next after pedophiles? Zoophiliacs? Necrophiliacs? Restphiliacs?

I kinda had the guy pegged as a poor lost soul troll from /b/. 

/everyone knows /b/tards don't have souls.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: JohnE on December 03, 2012, 02:37:43 pm
I liked it better back when the fundies would stick around for a while and try to debate us. Good times.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Qlockworkcanary on December 03, 2012, 03:56:04 pm
Where are all of these heterosexuals screwing in the streets that the OP is totally ok with? Good thing Jesus is good with that, otherwise I might be in trouble! Only heteros are allowed to street-screw according to this guy!
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Dakota Bob on December 03, 2012, 04:09:49 pm
Doesn't this belong in preaching and worship?

I don't think this counts as actual 'preaching', it's more like inane babble.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Old Viking on December 03, 2012, 04:48:52 pm
Give me a call after New Year's.  We'll chat about it.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Agni on December 03, 2012, 05:26:18 pm
I don't know about you guys, but I am SO naming my hypothetical future rock band "United States of Fagia".
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: ironbite on December 03, 2012, 06:06:28 pm
God I hope not.  That'd be a terrible rock band name.

Ironbite-gonna have to go with a gay J-pop boy band on this one.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Veras on December 03, 2012, 07:59:02 pm
Where are all of these heterosexuals screwing in the streets that the OP is totally ok with? Good thing Jesus is good with that, otherwise I might be in trouble! Only heteros are allowed to street-screw according to this guy!

“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.”
-Lynn Lavner
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: MadCatTLX on December 03, 2012, 10:36:46 pm
Where have all the good trolls gone?

Where have all the good trolls gone
and where are all the mods?
Where's the webwise /b/tards to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a 'net knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night type
and I flame
and I post all of the memes.
I need a troll. I'm holding out for a troll 'til the end of the night.
He's gotta be loud
and he's gotta be dumb
And he's gotta think that he's right.
I need a troll. I'm holding out for a troll 'til the flamewars ignite.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on December 03, 2012, 10:38:57 pm
Where have all the good trolls gone?

Where have all the good trolls gone
and where are all the mods?
Where's the webwise /b/tards to fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a 'net knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night type
and I flame
and I post all of the memes.
I need a troll. I'm holding out for a troll 'til the end of the night.
He's gotta be loud
and he's gotta be dumb
And he's gotta think that he's right.
I need a troll. I'm holding out for a troll 'til the flamewars ignite.


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Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: eldritchMortician on December 04, 2012, 02:36:14 am
*makes popcorn*

United States of Fagia isn't a *terrible* band name really, though I'm going to stick with mine: "Fuck you, Chelios"

*passes popcorn around*
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: RavynousHunter on December 04, 2012, 03:38:35 am
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Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Dakota Bob on December 04, 2012, 03:39:39 am
*makes popcorn*

United States of Fagia isn't a *terrible* band name really, though I'm going to stick with mine: "Fuck you, Chelios"

*passes popcorn around*

Chelios don't give a shit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7lQNCEPh4M)
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Mechtaur on December 04, 2012, 03:58:27 am
Good news guys! I turned to Zeus! That was the God he meant right?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Rime on December 04, 2012, 06:12:41 am
He's been banned, folks, but I do have an open letter for him:

Please try using something other than word salad garnished with racism and pop religion which looks a lot like the kind Jesus was preaching against.  You are little more than a modern Pharisee who would have been pushing Roman soldiers out of the way to punch in the nails yourself had you been living 2000 years ago.


 
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: czechmate on December 04, 2012, 07:15:11 am
Good news guys! I turned to Zeus! That was the God he meant right?
You've still got another 2876 to consider. Buy 1 God - get 512 free!
BTW, if you don't like any of them, then make one up. That's what humanity has been doing for over 12,000 years.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Distind on December 04, 2012, 07:47:26 am
You've still got another 2876 to consider. Buy 1 God - get 512 free!
BTW, if you don't like any of them, then make one up. That's what humanity has been doing for over 12,000 years.

Or you can just start revering me! I always wondered how an atheist god king would work out.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 04, 2012, 08:14:44 am
Isn't there some evidence that at least a few popes have filled that role already? I seem to remember hearing of one who said, "It has served us well, this myth of Christ," though I can't remember which one.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: rookie on December 04, 2012, 09:20:06 am
Or you can just start revering me! I always wondered how an atheist god king would work out.

You don't fool me for a second, Distind. You just want to quit your real job and enjoy all the many tax breaks of having a religion. You just want that perverse pleasure of having FSTDT recognized as a holy site.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Star Cluster on December 04, 2012, 10:54:20 am
Isn't there some evidence that at least a few popes have filled that role already? I seem to remember hearing of one who said, "It has served us well, this myth of Christ," though I can't remember which one.

It has been attributed to Pope Leo X but is more likely from a satirical play that was written during his papacy.  While the actor playing the pope said the words, it is unlikely that the real Pope ever uttered them.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Material Defender on December 04, 2012, 11:02:24 am
Why just go Atheist God King?

Why not go the full way and be the Atheist God-Emperor of Mankind?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Distind on December 04, 2012, 11:06:05 am
Why just go Atheist God King?

Why not go the full way and be the Atheist God-Emperor of Mankind?
It's been done.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Material Defender on December 04, 2012, 11:13:24 am
Why just go Atheist God King?

Why not go the full way and be the Atheist God-Emperor of Mankind?
It's been done.

Not for another 28k years or so, so you can beat him to the punch.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Cloud3514 on December 04, 2012, 02:15:45 pm
Why just go Atheist God King?

Why not go the full way and be the Atheist God-Emperor of Mankind?
It's been done.

Not for another 28k years or so, so you can beat him to the punch.

Screw that, I'm following the brainwashing blue-skinned communists. Then again, they won't be around for another 32 thousand years...
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: niam2023 on December 04, 2012, 06:36:08 pm
This is the first of these I've witnessed on here.

He was fairly entertaining, but not quite up to stuff. Debating him would've been entertaining, though his random spouts of racism and homophobia seemed a little too typical.

Does he really think Jesus would jive with such sentiments?

I repeat what Gandhi said: I like your Christ, I dislike your Christians. They are not like your Christ.

These people simply use their religion to justify abhorrent ends, most of them hypocritical to the teachings of their own holy book. I hold people to their standards their belief system sets up, and fundamentalists fail their own standards.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: JohnE on December 04, 2012, 10:20:55 pm
This is the first of these I've witnessed on here.

He was fairly entertaining, but not quite up to stuff. Debating him would've been entertaining, though his random spouts of racism and homophobia seemed a little too typical.
A couple versions of the forum ago, we used to get these kind of guys all the time, and a lot of them would stick around and debate for a long time. It was a lot of fun backing them into corners with logic and watching them squirm.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Cloud3514 on December 04, 2012, 11:46:08 pm
This is the first of these I've witnessed on here.

He was fairly entertaining, but not quite up to stuff. Debating him would've been entertaining, though his random spouts of racism and homophobia seemed a little too typical.
A couple versions of the forum ago, we used to get these kind of guys all the time, and a lot of them would stick around and debate for a long time. It was a lot of fun backing them into corners with logic and watching them squirm.

I preferred the intelligent ones that occasionally would join our community. Are any of those guys still around?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: lazerfrog on December 05, 2012, 12:06:00 am
This is the first of these I've witnessed on here.

He was fairly entertaining, but not quite up to stuff. Debating him would've been entertaining, though his random spouts of racism and homophobia seemed a little too typical.

Does he really think Jesus would jive with such sentiments?

I repeat what Gandhi said: I like your Christ, I dislike your Christians. They are not like your Christ.

These people simply use their religion to justify abhorrent ends, most of them hypocritical to the teachings of their own holy book. I hold people to their standards their belief system sets up, and fundamentalists fail their own standards.

You can't honestly think he was being serious.  Nobody is stupid enough to think you can outlaw a race, and anyone who was probably wouldn't know how to find this place.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: ironbite on December 05, 2012, 08:20:13 am
You must be new here.  We used to get that sort of shit all the time.

Ironbite-nothing really to it.  Just a troll to be flushed.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: armandtanzarian on December 05, 2012, 08:35:17 am
This is the first of these I've witnessed on here.

He was fairly entertaining, but not quite up to stuff. Debating him would've been entertaining, though his random spouts of racism and homophobia seemed a little too typical.
A couple versions of the forum ago, we used to get these kind of guys all the time, and a lot of them would stick around and debate for a long time. It was a lot of fun backing them into corners with logic and watching them squirm.
Skyfire was my favorite, although I guess he doesn't really qualify as a troll, considering how genuine he seems with his beliefs. But "genuine" trolls like Mr. Mannn were just annoying.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: rookie on December 05, 2012, 11:19:54 am
Skyfire was my favorite, although I guess he doesn't really qualify as a troll, considering how genuine he seems with his beliefs. But "genuine" trolls like Mr. Mannn were just annoying.

I don't know, we had a few good ones. Carico, American Cowboy, and a couple others whos' names escape me at the moment.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: JohnE on December 05, 2012, 11:36:27 am
How about Defensor Fidei, the neo nazi?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: rookie on December 05, 2012, 11:39:57 am
Remember when our friends at Loveshy got all butthurt when some of them started ending up on the Main Page?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Sleepy on December 05, 2012, 11:56:22 am
The Loveshy folks were a fun time. Alexius was the one who kept coming back under different names, saying how the government should provide help to people like him so he could find a girlfriend.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: JohnE on December 05, 2012, 12:03:58 pm
I miss them. They were fun.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Distind on December 05, 2012, 12:04:17 pm
The Loveshy folks were a fun time. Alexius was the one who kept coming back under different names, saying how the government should provide help to people like him so he could find a girlfriend.
And spammed the ever loving fuck out of the mainpage in the process...

If he'd spent half the time talking to women that he spent spamming up he'd probably have ... been rejected a great number of times.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: lazerfrog on December 05, 2012, 01:01:43 pm
You must be new here.  We used to get that sort of shit all the time.

Ironbite-nothing really to it.  Just a troll to be flushed.

I've lurked here for a couple years and never seen anyone quite this stupid in the actual forum area.  Even that 15 year old kid from TVtropes made a more convincing argument than this.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Veras on December 05, 2012, 01:27:05 pm
Is he the one whose argument was something along the lines of "stupid liberals want to destroy America," then he proceeded to admit that he didn't know what he was talking about because the only source of news that he got was FOX, which his parents watched?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: DrFishcake on December 05, 2012, 02:05:35 pm
The Loveshy folks were a fun time. Alexius was the one who kept coming back under different names, saying how the government should provide help to people like him so he could find a girlfriend.

If he then went on to vote for Romney, how big of a hypocrite would that make him?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Star Cluster on December 05, 2012, 02:35:48 pm
Skyfire was my favorite, although I guess he doesn't really qualify as a troll, considering how genuine he seems with his beliefs. But "genuine" trolls like Mr. Mannn were just annoying.

I don't know, we had a few good ones. Carico, American Cowboy, and a couple others whos' names escape me at the moment.

Big Chris Film (BCF) was always good for a few laughs.  It's a shame he had to go and get himself perma-banned for posting walls of C&P when he got frustrated because nobody would accept his bullshit proselytizing.

And Carico was so far out there that it was Poe worthy.  I mean, it's hard to believe that anyone could possibly believe some of the batshit crazy crap she spouted.  But she really appeared to think the things she said were true.  For those here that don't know who she is, you've missed a treat.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: MadCatTLX on December 05, 2012, 02:40:55 pm
Skyfire was my favorite, although I guess he doesn't really qualify as a troll, considering how genuine he seems with his beliefs. But "genuine" trolls like Mr. Mannn were just annoying.

I don't know, we had a few good ones. Carico, American Cowboy, and a couple others whos' names escape me at the moment.

Big Chris Film (BCF) was always good for a few laughs.  It's a shame he had to go and get himself perma-banned for posting walls of C&P when he got frustrated because nobody would accept his bullshit proselytizing.

And Carico was so far out there that it was Poe worthy.  I mean, it's hard to believe that anyone could possibly believe some of the batshit crazy crap she spouted.  But she really appeared to think the things she said were true.  For those here that don't know who she is, you've missed a treat.

What's C&P? If it's the same as CP then holy shit!
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Star Cluster on December 05, 2012, 02:43:04 pm
Skyfire was my favorite, although I guess he doesn't really qualify as a troll, considering how genuine he seems with his beliefs. But "genuine" trolls like Mr. Mannn were just annoying.

I don't know, we had a few good ones. Carico, American Cowboy, and a couple others whos' names escape me at the moment.

Big Chris Film (BCF) was always good for a few laughs.  It's a shame he had to go and get himself perma-banned for posting walls of C&P when he got frustrated because nobody would accept his bullshit proselytizing.

And Carico was so far out there that it was Poe worthy.  I mean, it's hard to believe that anyone could possibly believe some of the batshit crazy crap she spouted.  But she really appeared to think the things she said were true.  For those here that don't know who she is, you've missed a treat.

What's C&P? If it's the same as CP then holy shit!

Copy & Paste.  He would make walls of it, and the more he was warned, the more he would do it until he was finally sent packing forever.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: lazerfrog on December 05, 2012, 03:17:48 pm
Is he the one whose argument was something along the lines of "stupid liberals want to destroy America," then he proceeded to admit that he didn't know what he was talking about because the only source of news that he got was FOX, which his parents watched?

No, he was the one who posted a wall of text rant that was basically "anti-theists are assholes" reworded over and over and then made a thread on one of TvT's offshoots about how nervous he was that people would think he was stupid.  Edit: Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure he also did what you just said too.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Distind on December 05, 2012, 04:04:35 pm
And Carico was so far out there that it was Poe worthy.  I mean, it's hard to believe that anyone could possibly believe some of the batshit crazy crap she spouted.  But she really appeared to think the things she said were true.  For those here that don't know who she is, you've missed a treat.
I used to talk with her over on CARM, I'm pretty sure she was someone's batty grandmother given access to the internet.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Star Cluster on December 05, 2012, 04:34:02 pm
And Carico was so far out there that it was Poe worthy.  I mean, it's hard to believe that anyone could possibly believe some of the batshit crazy crap she spouted.  But she really appeared to think the things she said were true.  For those here that don't know who she is, you've missed a treat.
I used to talk with her over on CARM, I'm pretty sure she was someone's batty grandmother given access to the internet.

I can see that.  IIRC, she tried to come off as being middle-aged, but she did talk like someone that was older, had no clue, and was losing it mentally.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Random Gal on December 05, 2012, 05:00:45 pm
She was also the one who would frequently repost "Evolution is false because we don't see apes giving birth to human babies," have evolution explained to her, and respond with "You still haven't provided apes giving birth to human babies, therefore you haven't proved evolution."
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: TheUnknown on December 05, 2012, 05:06:36 pm
What was the name of the guy who kept posting spam threads about the end of times (the one with the dead birds and the smiley face vacuum), eventually got arrested, and then released?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Distind on December 05, 2012, 05:10:38 pm
What was the name of the guy who kept posting spam threads about the end of times (the one with the dead birds and the smiley face vacuum), eventually got arrested, and then released?
Mabus, and there's a fair chance he'll pop up since he was mentioned.

I'm honestly hoping the guy's got some help, sounded like he really snapped when he got arrested.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: DrFishcake on December 05, 2012, 05:20:07 pm
Doesn't look like it.

 http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2012/11/19/once-again-dennis-markuzedavid-mabus-has-been-arrested/
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: ironbite on December 05, 2012, 07:17:34 pm
This is the first of these I've witnessed on here.

He was fairly entertaining, but not quite up to stuff. Debating him would've been entertaining, though his random spouts of racism and homophobia seemed a little too typical.
A couple versions of the forum ago, we used to get these kind of guys all the time, and a lot of them would stick around and debate for a long time. It was a lot of fun backing them into corners with logic and watching them squirm.
Skyfire was my favorite, although I guess he doesn't really qualify as a troll, considering how genuine he seems with his beliefs. But "genuine" trolls like Mr. Mannn were just annoying.

Yeah well now he spends his days posting about the crap he finds in Goodwill and Salvation Army stores and advises everyone to head to those stores to hopefully find the same things.

Ironbite-cause you know, Goodwill has a national inventory and all that.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 05, 2012, 07:35:13 pm
Is he the one whose argument was something along the lines of "stupid liberals want to destroy America," then he proceeded to admit that he didn't know what he was talking about because the only source of news that he got was FOX, which his parents watched?

No, he was the one who posted a wall of text rant that was basically "anti-theists are assholes" reworded over and over and then made a thread on one of TvT's offshoots about how nervous he was that people would think he was stupid.  Edit: Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure he also did what you just said too.

I believe that was Chagen. He's since returned as Agni.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: niam2023 on December 05, 2012, 10:38:28 pm
I knew Chagen from tvtropes.

He was...disgusting. I saw one of his rants about some fetish or another.

So, Chagen and this Agni guy are the same person? Can that be confirmed?

Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Sleepy on December 05, 2012, 10:59:26 pm
He admitted it in the F&B thread about polyamory.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: ironbite on December 06, 2012, 12:25:47 am
I knew Chagen from tvtropes.

He was...disgusting. I saw one of his rants about some fetish or another.

So, Chagen and this Agni guy are the same person? Can that be confirmed?



why do I let some of you live?

ironbite-don't answer that
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: lazerfrog on December 06, 2012, 01:04:59 am
So he sticks around here now?  People who said the kind of crap he used to were the main reason I quit using that website.  I hope he's grown out of his old shtick.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: RavynousHunter on December 06, 2012, 01:39:14 am
He...kinda has, but he's also kinda moved to the extreme opposite end of the spectrum to being one of the most adamant anti-theists I've ever seen.

Some of the pics Mabus would post could give small children fucking nightmares.  Carico was...interesting.  The loveshy dudes were bloody hilarious.  Though, I think the one I'll miss the most is nautical999, the one that tried to exorcise various members via the internet or some shit.  That guy was fucking golden.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: syaoranvee on December 06, 2012, 01:46:19 am
Though, I think the one I'll miss the most is nautical999, the one that tried to exorcise various members via the internet or some shit.  That guy was fucking golden.

This was one of the first threads I ever read on FSTDT.  All 155 pages. (http://fstdt.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=preach&action=display&thread=2671&page=1)
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: TheUnknown on December 06, 2012, 01:56:02 am
The Leviathan fight mentioned sounds familiar to me, but I'm not sure.  Looking at the thread date, I don't know if I was a member at the time, though I did lurk once in a while.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: RavynousHunter on December 06, 2012, 02:31:28 am
The Leviathan fight...sounds like some shit you'd fight in Dante's Inferno.

Now that I think about it, I distinctly remember fighting a creature called Leviathan in a RPG a long time ago, but I can't for the life of me remember the name of the game...
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Distind on December 06, 2012, 06:36:00 am
It's also #1 out of the top 100 quotes:
http://fstdt.net/Top100.aspx
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Askold on December 06, 2012, 07:07:21 am
I was going to complain about how this was just a hit and run and the guy couldn't even be bothered to type another message and we still kept this going for six pages...

But this has actually been a fun thread. Despite/because of going off the rails pretty quickly.

Reminiscing the old days when trolls were trolls and men fought flamewars.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Star Cluster on December 06, 2012, 07:52:32 am
I think Distind gave him the ol' heave ho after the OP due to the rampant racism as the reason he didn't post anymore.   
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Distind on December 06, 2012, 08:27:49 am
I think Distind gave him the ol' heave ho after the OP due to the rampant racism as the reason he didn't post anymore.
Very much so.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: ironbite on December 06, 2012, 08:38:35 am
The second he started about black people I figured he was gonna be heaved.

Ironbite-and I had my finger on the mod button too.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Cloud3514 on December 06, 2012, 12:21:07 pm
But this has actually been a fun thread. Despite/because of going off the rails pretty quickly.

Well, considering that thread derailment is less of a possibility and more of an inevitability here...
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Mechtaur on December 06, 2012, 12:38:19 pm
Though, I think the one I'll miss the most is nautical999, the one that tried to exorcise various members via the internet or some shit.  That guy was fucking golden.

This was one of the first threads I ever read on FSTDT.  All 155 pages. (http://fstdt.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=preach&action=display&thread=2671&page=1)


I lost my shit when he said that "breaking a solid oak board with your bare hands" was witchcraft.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: ironbite on December 06, 2012, 12:48:49 pm
Oh yes everyone's pal nautial999.  The demon hunter.  The great thing was the amount of bullshit he honestly believed in.  Hell, I think at one point I pmed him to stop trying to "heal" Lady Renae.  Oh good times good times.

Ironbite-he never posted outside of that thread btw.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: SpaceProg on December 06, 2012, 04:22:40 pm
Seems I always miss the good stuff.  Blargh.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: davedan on December 06, 2012, 04:45:52 pm
Oh yes everyone's pal nautial999.  The demon hunter.  The great thing was the amount of bullshit he honestly believed in. 

Ironbite-he never posted outside of that thread btw.

I don't know about that there was more than a little whiff of dishonesty about him. I think he was either a very dedicated hilarious troll/poe or a conman or some combination of both.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: largeham on December 06, 2012, 08:17:50 pm
Agni is Chagen? As in this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwZlXWu2uU) Chagen?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Agni on December 06, 2012, 09:24:32 pm
I see that ironbite is trying his damndest to drag me into a flame war yet again.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Agni on December 06, 2012, 09:28:33 pm
I knew Chagen from tvtropes.

He was...disgusting. I saw one of his rants about some fetish or another.

So, Chagen and this Agni guy are the same person? Can that be confirmed?

Oh yes it can. And honestly, I don't really care about the way you feel about me. I've long since shaken my boots of the dust that is the neckbeard hellhole that is TvTropes and forswore that place forever.

Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Cloud3514 on December 07, 2012, 12:16:08 am
I knew Chagen from tvtropes.

He was...disgusting. I saw one of his rants about some fetish or another.

So, Chagen and this Agni guy are the same person? Can that be confirmed?

Oh yes it can. And honestly, I don't really care about the way you feel about me. I've long since shaken my boots of the dust that is the neckbeard hellhole that is TvTropes and forswore that place forever.



Couldn't stand that they didn't like your fetishes, I take it? So much for not caring about what they think.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: lazerfrog on December 07, 2012, 12:30:33 am
I knew Chagen from tvtropes.

He was...disgusting. I saw one of his rants about some fetish or another.

So, Chagen and this Agni guy are the same person? Can that be confirmed?

Oh yes it can. And honestly, I don't really care about the way you feel about me. I've long since shaken my boots of the dust that is the neckbeard hellhole that is TvTropes and forswore that place forever.



Couldn't stand that they didn't like your fetishes, I take it? So much for not caring about what they think.

The TvTropes forums have a lot more problems than that.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Cloud3514 on December 07, 2012, 12:39:19 am
I knew Chagen from tvtropes.

He was...disgusting. I saw one of his rants about some fetish or another.

So, Chagen and this Agni guy are the same person? Can that be confirmed?

Oh yes it can. And honestly, I don't really care about the way you feel about me. I've long since shaken my boots of the dust that is the neckbeard hellhole that is TvTropes and forswore that place forever.



Couldn't stand that they didn't like your fetishes, I take it? So much for not caring about what they think.

The TvTropes forums have a lot more problems than that.

True. I can't argue that.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: ironbite on December 07, 2012, 12:44:10 am
I see that ironbite is trying his damndest to drag me into a flame war yet again.

Where?  I don't see me trying to drag you into a flame war anywhere.

Ironbite-are you off your meds again?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: RavynousHunter on December 07, 2012, 12:56:29 am
We need an intelligent troll, for once.  We're long overdue for our new official chewtoy.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: niam2023 on December 07, 2012, 01:00:16 am
More like TVTropes forswore you forever. Chagen, you were the one that got banned.

You did a lot of stuff, said a lot of mean things, and you say that its a hell hole for getting sick of YOU?

That's...that's great. It really is. I think I have a companion on the Anti-Social Personality Boat.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Agni on December 07, 2012, 01:10:08 am
More like TVTropes forswore you forever. Chagen, you were the one that got banned.

You did a lot of stuff, said a lot of mean things, and you say that its a hell hole for getting sick of YOU?

That's...that's great. It really is. I think I have a companion on the Anti-Social Personality Boat.

Yeah, thanks for missing my point entirely.

I'm not denying that I did stupid shit on TVT. I did. I call it a "neckbeard hellhole" because it's a hugbox where people like my old self could go to and be coddled until we do something stupid.

TVTropes is sick of me? I barely care anymore. I have not been on TVT's forums in well over 8 months. I barely visit the main site now, even. 

I see that ironbite is trying his damndest to drag me into a flame war yet again.

Where?  I don't see me trying to drag you into a flame war anywhere.

Ironbite-are you off your meds again?

You're atagonistic to me in nearly every thread where we meet.

Couldn't stand that they didn't like your fetishes, I take it? So much for not caring about what they think.

'Tis not really that--TVT's forums have a LOT of problems man--the hugboc attitude where no  riticism allowed, the fetishes thread (talking about what turns you on publically WILL end up in you saying stupid shit-I've been down the path, trust me), OTC being completely full of FSTDT-worthy fundies, the moderation dedicated to making sure that anyone trying to voice these complaints is shut down immediately...though almost all of this stems from the "no criticism allowed" unofficial rule.

I'm am seriously glad that I got banned of there. That place is trouble waiting to happen.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: ironbite on December 07, 2012, 01:45:56 am
Yeah and?  If you hadn't noticed, I'm antagonistic towards everyone weather they deserve it or not.  And you sir, deserve it.

Ironbite-direct question, where in this thread did I even mention you minus these two posts.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Cloud3514 on December 07, 2012, 03:08:42 am
More like TVTropes forswore you forever. Chagen, you were the one that got banned.

You did a lot of stuff, said a lot of mean things, and you say that its a hell hole for getting sick of YOU?

That's...that's great. It really is. I think I have a companion on the Anti-Social Personality Boat.

Yeah, thanks for missing my point entirely.

I'm not denying that I did stupid shit on TVT. I did. I call it a "neckbeard hellhole" because it's a hugbox where people like my old self could go to and be coddled until we do something stupid.

TVTropes is sick of me? I barely care anymore. I have not been on TVT's forums in well over 8 months. I barely visit the main site now, even. 

I see that ironbite is trying his damndest to drag me into a flame war yet again.

Where?  I don't see me trying to drag you into a flame war anywhere.

Ironbite-are you off your meds again?

You're atagonistic to me in nearly every thread where we meet.

Couldn't stand that they didn't like your fetishes, I take it? So much for not caring about what they think.

'Tis not really that--TVT's forums have a LOT of problems man--the hugboc attitude where no  riticism allowed, the fetishes thread (talking about what turns you on publically WILL end up in you saying stupid shit-I've been down the path, trust me), OTC being completely full of FSTDT-worthy fundies, the moderation dedicated to making sure that anyone trying to voice these complaints is shut down immediately...though almost all of this stems from the "no criticism allowed" unofficial rule.

I'm am seriously glad that I got banned of there. That place is trouble waiting to happen.

You know what's really funny? You talk about your "old self" that posted on TVTropes, but this post sounds almost exactly like the posts highlighted in that video posted earlier in the thread, minus the insane openness about your fetishes.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: niam2023 on December 07, 2012, 03:21:19 am
And I cannot remember any FSTDT worthy posts on OTC unless you deliberately take something out of context.

Personally, as long as they stay confined to that thread with their nonsense, I don't mind fetishes. I don't visit it.

As for "no criticism allowed", another thing I've never really had any trouble with.

Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Sour Grapes on December 07, 2012, 04:48:15 am
I knew Chagen from tvtropes.

He was...disgusting. I saw one of his rants about some fetish or another.

So, Chagen and this Agni guy are the same person? Can that be confirmed?

Oh yes it can. And honestly, I don't really care about the way you feel about me. I've long since shaken my boots of the dust that is the neckbeard hellhole that is TvTropes and forswore that place forever.



Couldn't stand that they didn't like your fetishes, I take it? So much for not caring about what they think.

This guy sounds like Maulkin from the RHJunior forums.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Agni on December 07, 2012, 08:27:13 am
Quote
You know what's really funny? You talk about your "old self" that posted on TVTropes, but this post sounds almost exactly like the posts highlighted in that video posted earlier in the thread, minus the insane openness about your fetishes.

No it doesn't. Not unless you go through a ton of mental gymnastics in an effort to defame me.

Fuck. You people are never satisfied. I've just chosen to ignore opinions like yours. You'll attempt to defame me until I die, so I feel no need to listen to those who only care about about laying invective on me.

I am done with this conversation on the forums. If you still are wont to bloviate incessantly about my TVTropes persona, please take it to PMs.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: ironbite on December 07, 2012, 08:49:02 am
Last time I ask this Agni.  Direct question, where, besides the past 3 posts of mine, did I ever mention you in a way that could even remotely constitute trying to "drag you into a flame war"?

Ironbite-I await your answer.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Cloud3514 on December 07, 2012, 01:23:27 pm
Quote
You know what's really funny? You talk about your "old self" that posted on TVTropes, but this post sounds almost exactly like the posts highlighted in that video posted earlier in the thread, minus the insane openness about your fetishes.

No it doesn't. Not unless you go through a ton of mental gymnastics in an effort to defame me.

Fuck. You people are never satisfied. I've just chosen to ignore opinions like yours. You'll attempt to defame me until I die, so I feel no need to listen to those who only care about about laying invective on me.

I am done with this conversation on the forums. If you still are wont to bloviate incessantly about my TVTropes persona, please take it to PMs.

Really now? This sounds nothing like you claiming that you're being picked on? Like you claim that you don't care? Like you claiming that you're going to ignore everyone else because you think they're picking on you? You know, just like what you would complain about on TVTropes? Yeah, some real mental gymnastics required here!
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Julian on December 07, 2012, 01:39:21 pm
Let's break this down a little....

I GET INSULTED WHEN TWO FAGS ARE FUCKING ON THE STREET AND I AM SICK IF I CALL THEM SICK ?!

try:
I GET INSULTED WHEN TWO FAGS ARE ON THE STREET AND I AM SICK IF I CALL THEM SICK ?!

or:
I GET INSULTED WHEN TWO PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ON THE STREET AND I AM SICK IF I CALL THEM SICK ?!

Firstly, it's a quirk of English to say in the street, rather than on the street. Possibly more it's a quirk of French to say on the street (sur le rue) rather than in the street (dans le rue) - it all depends upon your angle.

Additionally, English, like Greek is case sensitive. Try mixing it up occasionally, it may help you appear less psychotic. (Of course, you need to stick with broad convention when you do this, or suddenly tHe reVErsE AppEARS tRUe.)

Now then, which of the two sentences above makes more sense to you now we're not conflating factors? Which bit actually bothers you? Is it the fucking? Is it the homogenous relationship? (I'm giving you some credit here and assuming that you are actually aware that people with homosexual inclinations do other things in public than have intercourse.)

Anyway, frankly they're right - use of the word "FAG" as a pejorative, is more than a little sick, not just in the fantastical way that you applied it.

Now, moving on a little:
Where did the "insult" come from? The fact that your ignorant bigoted opinion wasn't listened to, or that people took offense to your hateful description of the hypothetical people you took 'offense' to?

Care to try again? Oh and seriously, which one wedges up your crack more, A or B? Have a little think about that... (And maybe a little less fantasising about reach-arounds and blow-jobs and rimming.)
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Radiation on December 07, 2012, 05:27:10 pm
Quote
You know what's really funny? You talk about your "old self" that posted on TVTropes, but this post sounds almost exactly like the posts highlighted in that video posted earlier in the thread, minus the insane openness about your fetishes.

No it doesn't. Not unless you go through a ton of mental gymnastics in an effort to defame me.

Fuck. You people are never satisfied. I've just chosen to ignore opinions like yours. You'll attempt to defame me until I die, so I feel no need to listen to those who only care about about laying invective on me.

I am done with this conversation on the forums. If you still are wont to bloviate incessantly about my TVTropes persona, please take it to PMs.

Really now? I've done some research on you and quite frankly I am not convinced that you have changed. You use the same tactics and language that you have used in the past and I for one do not believe that you have indeed become an atheist. Why? Because you use the stereotypical "militant atheist" language that is more of a mockery tone than it is anything serious. When anyone calls you out for anything that you posted you go into your persecution complex just like you did in this post, in the SJ thread and in this thread. Quite frankly, if you had changed you wouldn't go crying to the moderators every time a forum member or members challenges what you say or think. In other words, you didn't change.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Cloud3514 on December 07, 2012, 10:33:16 pm
Quite frankly, if you had changed you wouldn't go crying to the moderators every time a forum member or members challenges what you say or think. In other words, you didn't change.

Did he really go crying to you guys over this? Really?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Cerim Treascair on December 08, 2012, 03:32:53 am
Quite frankly, if you had changed you wouldn't go crying to the moderators every time a forum member or members challenges what you say or think. In other words, you didn't change.

Did he really go crying to you guys over this? Really?

Knowing Chagen as we do? I'm not even a mod, and I know it's a resounding yes.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: SpaceProg on December 08, 2012, 03:47:54 am
Can't we all just get along? 





























RIP: Rodney King
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: RavynousHunter on December 08, 2012, 04:33:28 am
Can't we all just get along? 





























RIP: Rodney King

Alas, it is the unfortunate state we find ourselves in, where some folks will doggedly refuse to concede, even when there's nothing real to lose.

I like to call it Lighthorseman Syndrome.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Shane for Wax on December 08, 2012, 08:07:02 am
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-admit-it-we-all-feel-this-way.jpg)
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Askold on December 08, 2012, 08:11:03 am
Wasn't lighthorseman that guy who had a meltdown whenever we discussed women in military?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Shane for Wax on December 08, 2012, 09:22:20 am
Wasn't lighthorseman that guy who had a meltdown whenever we discussed women in military?

Indeed. Amongst other hot topic issues.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Sleepy on December 08, 2012, 11:44:26 am
Also faked his death on here. That was nice.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on December 08, 2012, 08:29:56 pm
Also faked his death on here. That was nice.

Didn't he end up claiming that someone hacked his internet for no reason and went around posting stories about his suicide on forums he frequented?

Or was this a different incident?
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Sleepy on December 08, 2012, 08:31:36 pm
That was him.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Thejebusfire on December 08, 2012, 09:14:38 pm
What city does the OP live in where there are gay people fucking in the street?






I want to move there.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Auggziliary on December 08, 2012, 09:15:53 pm
What city does the OP live in where there are gay people fucking in the street?






I want to move there.

Count me in. I'll pack the video camera.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Jack Mann on December 08, 2012, 10:07:29 pm
That was a typo.  It was supposed to say on the street.  That is, in other houses on his street.  He knows because he's been secretly taping them.  Y'know, for research.  Into sin.  All that sinnin'.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: RavynousHunter on December 08, 2012, 10:11:14 pm
Sin, its the hottest thing next to perdition!
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Auggziliary on December 08, 2012, 10:24:05 pm
That was a typo.  It was supposed to say on the street.  That is, in other houses on his street.  He knows because he's been secretly taping them.  Y'know, for research.  Into sin.  All that sinnin'.

Perhaps he thinks all gay people act like they're in a porno.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Alehksunos on December 08, 2012, 11:27:38 pm
That was a typo.  It was supposed to say on the street.  That is, in other houses on his street.  He knows because he's been secretly taping them.  Y'know, for research.  Into sin.  All that sinnin'.

Perhaps he thinks all gay people act like they're in a porno.
Perhaps he has never seen or been near a homosexual person once in his life, like a majority of Christians who are disillusioned by homophobia.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: rookie on December 13, 2012, 12:34:25 am

Perhaps he thinks all gay people act like they're in a porno.

They don't? I thought it was all about the clubs and sex and catty remarks and fruity drinks. It was a big factor for me in my choice to be straight. I just don't have the energy to be gay.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Rabbit of Caerbannog on December 13, 2012, 12:40:59 am
Unintelligible animal noises
So...yeah, that just happened.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Rabbit of Caerbannog on December 13, 2012, 12:41:26 am
What city does the OP live in where there are gay people fucking in the street?






I want to move there.
Oddly enough it's Mobile, Alabama. Weird.
Title: Re: Turn to God before it is too late
Post by: Rabbit of Caerbannog on December 13, 2012, 12:47:25 am
Some of the pics Mabus would post could give small children fucking nightmares.  Carico was...interesting.  The loveshy dudes were bloody hilarious.  Though, I think the one I'll miss the most is nautical999, the one that tried to exorcise various members via the internet or some shit.  That guy was fucking golden.
Goddammit, I miss all the fun things :(