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Turn on the TV. Whatever is on right now is your fapping material.

Apparently, I'm all about porking Bigfoot.

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I had to stumble upon this thread while watching "The Walking Dead", didn't I?

Edit: First person to post zombie porn gets slapped with a fish.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Apparently I'm hot for the blank screen that is the AV channel while my Gamecube is off.

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I've got a thing for "Kenan & Kel"

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I'm usually on a radio station so... Apparently I am fapping to the song "I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues" by Elton John?

For the record I hate the title of both the thread and the song title for different yet somehow similar reasons.

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"The human race. Greatest monsters of them all."
"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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A tennis match between Alexandre Kudryavtsev and Roger Federer.

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Federer is quite the looker.
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Shane, I assure you that if you explain to me what's wrong with the title, I will explain to you how haters have a predisposition towards hating.

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I'm usually on a radio station so... Apparently I am fapping to the song "I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues" by Elton John?

Could be worse. Your ex could have Des'ree's "Kissing You" on repeat and that's all you've heard for the last 45 minutes as you wonder if someone slipped them viagra.

>_> Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Shane, I assure you that if you explain to me what's wrong with the title, I will explain to you how haters have a predisposition towards hating.

I don't like it when titles don't tell me at a glance whether I will actually be interested and what kind of game I need to be prepared to read about. It is also long as hell.

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"The human race. Greatest monsters of them all."
"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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DORA THE MUTHAFUCKIN' EXPLORER.

No thanks to my little sister watching it in my room while I'm typing. Now, 'scuse me...

Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Tina Fey.

That makes more sense that what I got for the page 45 thread, at any rate.
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My brother apparently forgot to turn the Wii off >_>
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