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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1500 on: June 24, 2012, 03:42:09 pm »
I really don't know what the fuck is wrong with my brain, but it just seems determined to make me as whiny as possible. A week ago I just started spontaneously pining over some girl I met back when I first started uni and haven't seen in over two years and it still hasn't stopped. Goddamnit, I bloody well do not need this shit right now, I'm stressed the fuck out enough as it is.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1501 on: June 24, 2012, 11:23:30 pm »
Assholes who freak out over the possibility of my dog peeing on the tree in front of their house. Last time I checked it's the city's tree, and my dog peeing on it, isn't going to hurt the tree in any way.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1502 on: June 24, 2012, 11:45:55 pm »
Assholes who freak out over the possibility of my dog peeing on the tree in front of their house. Last time I checked it's the city's tree, and my dog peeing on it, isn't going to hurt the tree in any way.
Maybe the pee on the tree themselves (because drinking), and don't want anyone/thing else marking it as territory?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1503 on: June 25, 2012, 12:47:50 am »
The way he reacted, you might think I told him that my penis speaks Mongolian or something.

It doesn't? Now I'm all disappointed.

Nope. It speaks Cantonese.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1504 on: June 25, 2012, 10:04:50 pm »
The piece of shit that is facebook chat. Jesus christ, it's unreliable.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #1505 on: June 25, 2012, 11:18:30 pm »
I spent a good twenty minutes throwing up because of a migraine. Those things are evil.
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« Reply #1506 on: June 25, 2012, 11:24:42 pm »
I spent a good twenty minutes throwing up because of a migraine. Those things are evil.
What a horrible, gut-wrenching experience.


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« Reply #1507 on: June 26, 2012, 01:10:23 am »
I spent a good twenty minutes throwing up because of a migraine. Those things are evil.
What a horrible, gut-wrenching experience.
You know, I just can't stomach these puns of yours.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1508 on: June 26, 2012, 01:31:48 am »
When people make up their own facts or at least can't keep timelines straight.

Urgh... does history mean anything to people?

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« Reply #1509 on: June 26, 2012, 09:20:40 am »
My cat is missing. I've looked ALL over the house for almost an hour now, I've flipped everything over, and he's fucking nowhere.

I'm freaking the fuck out. My grandmother opened the door earlier to wlak ouit onto the deck, and she insists that he didn't run out. I bet he fucking did. bAsdFngGasdfh I JUST WANT MY FUCKIGN CAT
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1510 on: June 26, 2012, 09:22:30 am »
I spent a good twenty minutes throwing up because of a migraine. Those things are evil.
What a horrible, gut-wrenching experience.
You know, I just can't stomach these puns of yours.

I see what you did there, and it makes me sick.
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« Reply #1511 on: June 26, 2012, 09:25:37 am »
I spent a good twenty minutes throwing up because of a migraine. Those things are evil.
What a horrible, gut-wrenching experience.
You know, I just can't stomach these puns of yours.

I see what you did there, and it makes me sick.

All these puns need to be purged from the forum.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1512 on: June 26, 2012, 09:27:15 am »
I spent a good twenty minutes throwing up because of a migraine. Those things are evil.
What a horrible, gut-wrenching experience.
You know, I just can't stomach these puns of yours.

I see what you did there, and it makes me sick.

All these puns need to be purged from the forum.

Why must you spew so much hatred?
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« Reply #1513 on: June 26, 2012, 09:30:13 am »
I spent a good twenty minutes throwing up because of a migraine. Those things are evil.
What a horrible, gut-wrenching experience.
You know, I just can't stomach these puns of yours.

I see what you did there, and it makes me sick.

All these puns need to be purged from the forum.

Why must you spew so much hatred?

Because this sort of behaviour is positively sickening.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1514 on: June 26, 2012, 09:32:02 am »
I spent a good twenty minutes throwing up because of a migraine. Those things are evil.
What a horrible, gut-wrenching experience.
You know, I just can't stomach these puns of yours.

I see what you did there, and it makes me sick.

All these puns need to be purged from the forum.

Why must you spew so much hatred?

Because this sort of behaviour is positively sickening.

Now you're just regurgitating my earlier pun.
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