Post political parody songs here! Preferably your own.
To the tune of Shania Twain's "That Don't Impress Me Much:"
Mitt Romney says he wants to teach abstinence to teens,
But I'm not sure he really knows what that means.
The current method's lousy; so much truth it hides,
It doesn't even teach about your own insides!
Oh, oh, he thinks he's special,
Oh, oh, he thinks he's something else...
Mitt don't impress me much;
So he's got the faith, but has he got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, the Mormon church is all right,
But that won't keep kids out of the backseat at night...
That don't impress me much.
I've never known a guy who had 200 million smackers,
Kept his gold overseas, just in case,
Had the temerity to call all the working poor "slackers,"
'Cause heaven forbid we don't own our own place (or six!)
Oh, oh, you think you're special,
Oh, oh, you think you're something else...
Mitt don't impress me much;
So he's got the cash, but has he got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, bein' rich is all right,
But that won't give us wages that make our load light...
That don't impress me much.
He's tellin' some lies to try to help himself win,
Although he's deep in a hole, Mitt keeps diggin' on in,
I can't believe you thought Bain's plan was all right
Now come on, Romney, tell me--you must be joking, right?
Oh, oh, he thinks he's clever,
Oh, oh, I think he's something else...
Mitt don't impress me much;
So he thinks he's cool, but has he got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, now his hair looks all right,
But that won't give us hope in our long, cold fiscal night...
That don't impress me much.