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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1305 on: April 01, 2012, 07:58:40 pm »
...and here we divided by zero...


now you know you've had to much

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« Reply #1307 on: April 01, 2012, 08:45:12 pm »
Aww, I want to give bear hugs now.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #1308 on: April 01, 2012, 08:47:47 pm »
Aww, I want to give bear hugs now.

Meaning you want to give the bear some hugs or you want to give bear hugs to people?  ???  Or maybe you want to give the bear some bear hugs?

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« Reply #1310 on: April 01, 2012, 09:52:37 pm »
Aww, I want to give bear hugs now.

Meaning you want to give the bear some hugs or you want to give bear hugs to people?  ???  Or maybe you want to give the bear some bear hugs?

All of the above.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #1311 on: April 02, 2012, 12:16:08 am »
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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« Reply #1312 on: April 02, 2012, 01:10:01 am »
I just made this about myself.

Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1313 on: April 02, 2012, 01:14:39 am »
Awwwwwwwww...but Sleepy you're never alone.

Ironbite-though could you get your dirty socks out of your closet?  It's starting to stink in here.

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« Reply #1314 on: April 02, 2012, 01:36:17 am »
It was suggested I share these because they were mildly amusing. Names and faces are blanked out because I might upload them to Memebase for a laugh.

BACKGROUND: I joined OK Cupid a few years ago when I was still single looking mostly for new friends and possibly some casual dating. I kept the profile after the boything and I got together but I openly say I have a boyfriend and am looking for friends only (since I don't know many people here). I don't respond to booty-call-esque messages because I don't want to encourage them, but every now and then someone is just pathetic and desperate enough that I can't resist. I don't have the balls to stick around for reactions though, so after I fire off a message like these I block the recipient.

And yes, I'm aware the second one contains typos. Don't hit me with anything larger than your own hand, please.



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« Reply #1315 on: April 02, 2012, 09:35:31 am »


I was kinda suprised but some of the commenters actually supported this statement...

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« Reply #1317 on: April 02, 2012, 10:21:01 am »


I was kinda suprised but some of the commenters actually supported this statement...

From: http://ourvaluedcustomers.blogspot.com/2012/04/to-her-boyfriend.html#comment-form

Eh, that's so-so. I like Bill Maher's view on drug dealers that they're just "small business owning entrepreneurs who are being crippled by government regulation. This regulation in turn drives up the prices of the products they sell and adulterate the invisible hand of the free market."

Not much better, but I think its good to frame these issues in a conservative perspective, if only for comedy. :D

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1318 on: April 02, 2012, 01:55:37 pm »
I love OVC.

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« Reply #1319 on: April 02, 2012, 07:00:43 pm »
This happened on my fb page.