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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1140 on: March 19, 2012, 07:12:10 pm »
Looks like a few inches of rainwater and algae in the bottom of a mostly-empty pool.  Some folks fill their pools in with soil and plant things in it.   Gettin 'there.
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« Reply #1141 on: March 19, 2012, 07:31:04 pm »
I happen to know for a fact it is several solid feet of rancid pool water. They just never fucking cleaned the pool. Well, maybe they did for a year or two after moving in but I don't remember them ever using it so they really had (and still have) no incentive to keep it clean. Especially after Mr Across The Street was arrested for beating the fuck out of his wife.
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« Reply #1142 on: March 19, 2012, 07:33:10 pm »
Here is an incentive for keeping it clean: So it doesn’t stink up the place and breed disease-carrying mosquitos. If you don’t want the damn pool, fill it up, or at least cover it with a tarp!
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« Reply #1143 on: March 19, 2012, 07:47:27 pm »
If I had a swimming pool, I'd be using it.  However, if, for some reason, I weren't using it, I'd keep it empty and rent it out to the local skater kids in exchange for occasional weed-pulling and lawn-mowing services.  8)

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1144 on: March 19, 2012, 07:49:13 pm »
If I had a swimming pool, I'd be using it.  However, if, for some reason, I weren't using it, I'd keep it empty and rent it out to the local skater kids in exchange for occasional weed-pulling and lawn-mowing services.  8)

Totally thought you were going somewhere else with that.
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« Reply #1145 on: March 19, 2012, 07:50:52 pm »
As was I.

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« Reply #1146 on: March 19, 2012, 07:53:54 pm »
*chuckles and nods at Sleepy and Ironbite* That thought had crossed my mind, hence my use of "weed-pulling" instead of "weeding". :P

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« Reply #1147 on: March 19, 2012, 07:56:05 pm »
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« Reply #1148 on: March 19, 2012, 10:26:20 pm »
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« Reply #1149 on: March 19, 2012, 11:02:39 pm »
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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« Reply #1150 on: March 20, 2012, 12:31:18 am »


Oh, it's fun when a newspaper decides to mock other newspapers XD
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1151 on: March 20, 2012, 02:01:07 am »
I happen to know for a fact it is several solid feet of rancid pool water. They just never fucking cleaned the pool. Well, maybe they did for a year or two after moving in but I don't remember them ever using it so they really had (and still have) no incentive to keep it clean. Especially after Mr Across The Street was arrested for beating the fuck out of his wife.
Out where I live stagnant pools of water are actually illegal, as they're breeding grounds for mosquitos and other amazing shit. You could've done the same.

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« Reply #1152 on: March 20, 2012, 09:06:21 am »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1153 on: March 20, 2012, 02:34:23 pm »
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1154 on: March 20, 2012, 09:50:47 pm »