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Movies That Suck
« on: January 01, 2013, 11:37:11 pm »
Okay, so my sister was watching Easy A earlier today, and I eventually had to distract myself with music because I REALLY fucking hate the movie.  So I was thinking I should make a topic for movies that you hate.  Bonus points if they're popular.  Surprisingly, apparently a lot of people really like Easy A, or at least according to Rotten Tomatoes.  I went there to see what people thought of it, expecting it to have a pretty terrible score, but it got an 85%.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/easy-a/

I personally think the goddamn thing is obnoxious, filled with annoying characters.  I seriously fucking hate it.  I mean, you KNOW I fucking hate it when it actually inspires me to create a thread where people can talk about movies they think are absolute fucking shite.

Anyway, any movies you guys fucking hate?
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2013, 11:58:10 pm »
Groundhog Day(1993)
I really hate that movie, and I really don't get what's so funny about it. The humor is lost on me. Not to mention it was one of my dad's favorite movies, and he would watch it all the fucking time. Shit, I don't even watch any of the Star Wars movies as much as he watched that movie within a year.
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2013, 12:14:38 am »
I've said it before, but Avatar can fuck right off. Doubly so because it brought back 3D movies.

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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2013, 12:18:04 am »
I hope the whole new 3D fad fades quickly, I have such trouble watching them, because not only do they cost an arm and leg, but they give me a headache also.

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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2013, 12:43:43 am »
I've grown to despise pretentious indy arthouse films.  I find them extremely boring, but apparently that makes me some shallow dumbass who only wants to see shit blow up.  Um maybe it's because when I watch a movie, I want to be entertained, not fucking depressed.   

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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2013, 12:45:54 am »
I also have a burning hatred for Easy A. It was so full of shit to begin with. That is not how a fucking high school works, and the supposedly likeable protagonist just needed to be shot.

Also, I loathe romantic comedies.
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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2013, 01:07:13 am »
Also, I loathe romantic comedies.

Hey hey!  So do I.  The entire genre generally gets on my fuckin nerves.
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2013, 01:18:00 am »
Oh, I thought of another movie I fucking hate, although this one isn't quite as popular as Easy A - thank fucking goodness.

Due Date fucking sucks.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/due-date/

Seriously, Zach Galifianakis - I copypasta'd that name, by the way.  It doesn't deserve the dignity of me remembering the letters to type it out - plays such an annoying fucking character.  Seriously, the character is so fucking bad that it makes me kinda fucking hate the actor.
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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2013, 01:25:59 am »
Master of disguise (2002): Every character was annoying and not one joke was funny. 

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« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2013, 01:41:51 am »
When A Stranger Calls. It's one of the most generic horror films I've ever seen. Hot babysitter gets a phonecall from a mysterious man while she's on the job, blah blah blah. Such a waste of time.
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« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2013, 02:01:51 am »
Son of the Mask.

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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2013, 02:19:36 am »
I was very disappointed by The Killing Fields. It actually wasn't amazing, and I really expected it to be.
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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2013, 03:32:15 am »
Phone Booth. It's a guy in a phone booth for an hour and a half.


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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2013, 04:49:39 am »
SAW and all of its sequels.

The first one was basically a snore-fest.  The rest is basically just torture porn.  Everyone who tries the stop the serial killer of the movie either dies or is a complete douchebag that is completely unsympathetic.  Or both.
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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2013, 09:26:07 am »
Hotel for Dogs

What the actual fuck. I was made to watch this by one of the smartest people I know, she has a starred first degree from one of the top ten universities in the UK, yet she was rendered infantile with joy by this sack of crap. The suck radiating from the television has mutated my DNA, meaning that my offspring will surely be stunted and sickly as a result of seeing this movie.

It's every heartstring tugging cliche in one; complete with orphans, puppies, misunderstood grinches and literal sad eyed puppies. I will grant that the inventions in the hotel are neat though.
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