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Sex Ed the Dr. Seuss Way [Picture Extensive; Moderately NSFW]
« on: November 13, 2012, 10:02:40 pm »








Good way of doing things or a bad way?

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Re: Sex Ed the Dr. Seuss Way [Picture Extensive; Moderately NSFW]
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2012, 11:24:25 pm »
Hilarious way, I think you mean. (Though I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously)

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Re: Sex Ed the Dr. Seuss Way [Picture Extensive; Moderately NSFW]
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2012, 11:48:46 pm »
Would you do me on a train?
Would you do me on a plane?
Would you do me in my house?
Would you do me with a mouse?

EDIT: No but seriously, there goes my childhood.

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Re: Sex Ed the Dr. Seuss Way [Picture Extensive; Moderately NSFW]
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2012, 11:57:57 pm »
Actually I have another...

All the Splooge down in Sploogeville liked buttsex a lot...

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Re: Sex Ed the Dr. Seuss Way [Picture Extensive; Moderately NSFW]
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2012, 09:08:11 am »
That is...special.
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Re: Sex Ed the Dr. Seuss Way [Picture Extensive; Moderately NSFW]
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2012, 02:52:13 pm »
Repulsive. I thought this would be somthing of use for Sunday school.
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Re: Sex Ed the Dr. Seuss Way [Picture Extensive; Moderately NSFW]
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2012, 03:53:06 pm »
I think this killed me a little inside because it's better than the sex ed in most schools.
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Re: Sex Ed the Dr. Seuss Way [Picture Extensive; Moderately NSFW]
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2012, 04:51:53 pm »
Repulsive. I thought this would be somthing of use for Sunday school.
Nope.


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Re: Sex Ed the Dr. Seuss Way [Picture Extensive; Moderately NSFW]
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2012, 05:00:26 pm »
Hilarious, but clearly meant in jest.
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Re: Sex Ed the Dr. Seuss Way [Picture Extensive; Moderately NSFW]
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2012, 07:11:50 pm »
Repulsive. I thought this would be somthing of use for Sunday school.

Well of course it's repulsive to you.  Why wouldn't it be!?  So tell me Pastor Dave, what do you find is appropriate sex ed for kids?

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Re: Sex Ed the Dr. Seuss Way [Picture Extensive; Moderately NSFW]
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2012, 09:01:27 pm »
I'm so linking this to people that love dr seuss
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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2012, 09:15:39 pm »
Deimos linked this to me. I read it to Boything. We may not stop laughing until Monday.
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Re: Sex Ed the Dr. Seuss Way [Picture Extensive; Moderately NSFW]
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2012, 09:17:12 pm »
ow... my ribs... laughing hurts!
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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2012, 09:45:59 pm »
Next is Horton Hears an Orgasm.

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Re: Sex Ed the Dr. Seuss Way [Picture Extensive; Moderately NSFW]
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2012, 05:17:02 pm »
I thought it was dumb and relatively poorly done as a seuss work. Did not feel nearly as fluid as one of his works.
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