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Title: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: MadmanJohnson on June 29, 2013, 09:08:53 pm
Hello, friends. As you may know, There is a talking teddy bear called Teddy Ruxpin. What you didn't know is....HE'S POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL. The proof is as follows:
-The Bible tells us Satan is like a lion. Lions and bears are both mammals.
-His eyes look sorta red in photographs. As we all know, Red eyes means the devil!
-By inserting some devil magicked charm known as a tape, he talks!
The evidence is clear:Evil Satanists have created this toy to corrupt our children and turn them away from God!
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Dr. Weird on June 29, 2013, 09:15:31 pm
(http://imageshack.us/a/img337/6074/teddyruxpindc1a.jpg)

Oh no...it's worse than we thought...
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: SpaceProg on June 30, 2013, 01:27:29 am
Coors?  LIGHT!?  *Points* SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Arctic Knight on June 30, 2013, 06:58:36 am
Thankfully I was a teen when Teddy Ruxpin was popular, but my baby brother was scared to death of that bear.  He refused to go to bed if that bear was in his room.  Of course, being the older brother, I found some creative and ingenious ways to hide that bear around in his room.  Poor guy, even as an adult now, he hates teddy bears.  I think Teddy Ruxpin and I left him with some emotional trauma for life.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: MadmanJohnson on June 30, 2013, 01:18:27 pm
You must have been controlled by the fiend!
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Cerim Treascair on June 30, 2013, 01:40:56 pm
Ah, good memories.  Teddy Ruxpin, Care Bears, Gummi Bears, Rupert...


... come to think of it, a lot of the cartoons I watched had bears for protagonists.  Huh.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Sleepy on June 30, 2013, 02:07:15 pm
Teddy Ruxpin was fucking amazing. And the cute Fobs.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: wrightway on June 30, 2013, 04:21:15 pm
Ah nostalgic nightmares...
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Søren on July 01, 2013, 03:58:51 am
Theres not too shabby porn of ruxpin out there
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Cerim Treascair on July 01, 2013, 04:59:02 am
Theres not too shabby porn of ruxpin out there

Oh yeah, I remember finding that when I was ten...
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: SpaceProg on July 01, 2013, 07:34:30 am
I am so glad my childhood and formative years were before the internet... or else I'd be even more screwed up than I am now from rule 34 alone.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on July 01, 2013, 06:05:22 pm
Ah, good memories.  Teddy Ruxpin, Care Bears, Gummi Bears, Rupert...


... come to think of it, a lot of the cartoons I watched had bears for protagonists.  Huh.

Although I remember them more from books, don't forget the Bernstein Bears!
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: anti-nonsense on July 01, 2013, 09:13:50 pm
I used to have like, a ton of Berenstein Bears books, and a couple of the cartoons.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Søren on July 02, 2013, 09:39:08 am
I am so glad my childhood and formative years were before the internet... or else I'd be even more screwed up than I am now from rule 34 alone.

I really have to ask because i cant tell if this is serious or not.

How would seeing some basic rule 34 of a childrens show screw you up, i really never understood this concept (including the whole "ermahgerd the innocence of my show is ruined" bullcrap)

If its actually true, holy fuck i have wrecked so many things for god knows how many since i discovered rule 34 when i was like....6...and msn...and emails...im a bad person.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: SpaceProg on July 02, 2013, 10:03:54 am
What I said was mostly just an exaggeration for effect.  I don't really consider anyone post internet/rule34 to be any more messed-up than I am.    In other words, while I wouldn't really want to see it, it doesn't scar me for life, and probably wouldn't if I was a kid. 
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Cerim Treascair on July 02, 2013, 01:07:03 pm
I was actively LOOKING for Lion King porn after the movie came out.  Found it, too!
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: wrightway on July 02, 2013, 01:14:36 pm
Simpsons incest porn, found it on accident. I never want to see it again.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: RavynousHunter on July 02, 2013, 03:30:13 pm
Teddy...who?  (Once again displaying my astounding ignorance of children's TV and related things.)
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: SpaceProg on July 02, 2013, 05:09:48 pm
Probably before your time, young'un.  *Pats*
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: wrightway on July 02, 2013, 05:14:58 pm
Why is this in preaching and worship?
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: RavynousHunter on July 02, 2013, 05:34:56 pm
Probably before your time, young'un.  *Pats*

Sleepy's younger than I am, and she's apparently seen it...
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: SpaceProg on July 02, 2013, 05:37:16 pm
Oh... well then... *Shrugs*  Along with the stuffed animal, there were books, a live-action TV show and a cartoon.  It was just a bear that went on these adventures finding friends and thwarting meanies along the way.  Typical kid's stuff.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Witchyjoshy on July 02, 2013, 06:09:17 pm
Why is this in preaching and worship?

Probably because Toke Jopic.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: wrightway on July 02, 2013, 06:15:27 pm
Ah, I thought I missed some reference to demonic possession.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Sigmaleph on July 02, 2013, 07:13:27 pm
Ah, I thought I missed some reference to demonic possession.

Hello, friends. As you may know, There is a talking teddy bear called Teddy Ruxpin. What you didn't know is....HE'S POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL.

Such as that one?
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: wrightway on July 02, 2013, 07:17:19 pm
That would be the one.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: QueenofHearts on July 03, 2013, 12:22:28 am
Probably before your time, young'un.  *Pats*

Sleepy's younger than I am, and she's apparently seen it...

Sleepy's human form is younger than you. The real sleepy has always existed and will continue to exist long after our time. Sleepy's awesome trandscends all and can not be confined to a human existance or finite limit of time...

Never heard of Ruxpin... nor caught onto where rule 34 came into this thread... but my work here is done.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Sleepy on July 03, 2013, 07:04:00 am
Probably before your time, young'un.  *Pats*

Sleepy's younger than I am, and she's apparently seen it...

Sleepy's human form is younger than you. The real sleepy has always existed and will continue to exist long after our time. Sleepy's awesome trandscends all and can not be confined to a human existance or finite limit of time...

Geeze, I wasn't ready to reveal that yet.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 03, 2013, 10:00:11 am
Well...I'll make up a nickname for you.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: chitoryu12 on July 10, 2013, 10:36:48 pm
Theres not too shabby porn of ruxpin out there

Oh yeah, I remember finding that when I was ten...

You're 29. Rounding up to 30, you were 10 in 1993.

....goddamn, that porn turned up fast. That's pre-internet!
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Cerim Treascair on July 12, 2013, 01:59:40 pm
Theres not too shabby porn of ruxpin out there

Oh yeah, I remember finding that when I was ten...

You're 29. Rounding up to 30, you were 10 in 1993.

....goddamn, that porn turned up fast. That's pre-internet!

Not where I was! I had 'net back in '93.  Granted, it was dial-up, but I had it.  Ah, memories of slow-loading porn.  Good times.  Thank god for cable.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: anti-nonsense on July 12, 2013, 04:14:31 pm
wow you had net in 93? I thought we were early getting it in 96.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Cerim Treascair on July 19, 2013, 12:01:04 am
was a bit odd, but I wasn't complaining.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: Alehksunos on July 20, 2013, 12:59:52 am
I can't imagine how most of your porn looked like in the infancy of the internet. I can believe they were pretty primitive.

And since we're talking about drawn pornography, I also can't imagine how primitive they must have looked, considering programs like Photoshop were also in their infancy, or they were scanned images.
Title: Re: Save Your Children From Teddy Ruxpin
Post by: gomer21xx on August 20, 2013, 10:34:18 pm
I make it through this thread without any mention of how a demonic Teddy Ruxpin killed some poor fucker named Doug?  Granted, he got better, but still... DEMONIC RUXPIN EXISTS!