Author Topic: Real-Life Clerics Are Booooooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiinnnnnnngggggggg!!!!!!  (Read 11504 times)

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Offline JohnE

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It's not just Clerics. In fantasy, my Ranger is a badass forest-walking bow-slinging killing machine with a heart dead-set on protecting the innocent. In real life, rangers are... forest cops, basically. With some survival and search training, but still... not exactly the same. :P
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Well, okay, yeah. There's THOSE rangers. But in DnD terms, they're more like fighters than rangers, apart from the name.

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It's not just Clerics. In fantasy, my Ranger is a badass forest-walking bow-slinging killing machine with a heart dead-set on protecting the innocent. In real life, rangers are... forest cops, basically. With some survival and search training, but still... not exactly the same. :P
*cough*Ranger_Joe*cough*
Well, okay, yeah. There's THOSE rangers. But in DnD terms, they're more like fighters than rangers, apart from the name.

Still, he's got a point. Not all rangers are forest cops. :)
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Yeah, but the DnD rangers are foresty sorts, so it's not an accurate comparison just because they happen to share the same name. I wouldn't compare them to spandex-clad, giant robot-driving, teenager with attitudes, for example. ;)

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My elven cleric of Pelor summons Bison to squish Goblins into walls.

Ironbite-yeah lets see a Catholic Priest do THAT!

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It's not just Clerics. In fantasy, my Ranger is a badass forest-walking bow-slinging killing machine with a heart dead-set on protecting the innocent. In real life, rangers are... forest cops, basically. With some survival and search training, but still... not exactly the same. :P

Actually, Rangers are bad ass all-terrain walking, gun slinging killing machines with a heart dead-set on fucking up anything that needs to be destroyed. ;) Rangers Lead The Way!!
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* Eniliad stands thoroughly corrected and defeated.
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Well hey... At least you can say you've been pwned by a Ranger!

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So, I take it none of you have ever seen a priest cast Holy Smite?
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That's for the Good Domain of Clerics anyways.  And really, the Good domain sucks.

Ironbite-much rather go Sun and Healing or Dragon and Time.

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I'm currently RPing as a paladin who was essentially religiously homeschooled and attempts to proselytize to everyone. She has no idea why she is so annoying, or that she is even being annoying at all. :D

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Really eh?  What game you doing?

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I think I'm in love.

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Oops.

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I'm an Agent of Mara - Goddess of love and compassion, handmaid of Kyne. I missionary work and spread her message of love and compassion, through the slaughtering of bandits. XD
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)