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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1440 on: June 15, 2012, 02:25:30 pm »
Apparently, getting day gigs/one time jobs off Craig's List is impossible if you aren't a woman 18-30 who doesn't mind stripping in front of a camera.

And regular jobs that want experience for entry level (dishwasher/busser) positions. That shit's getting old.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1441 on: June 15, 2012, 03:02:04 pm »
Apparently, getting day gigs/one time jobs off Craig's List is impossible if you aren't a woman 18-30 who doesn't mind stripping in front of a camera.

And regular jobs that want experience for entry level (dishwasher/busser) positions. That shit's getting old.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1442 on: June 15, 2012, 05:16:26 pm »
Apparently Bristol Palin is going to have her own show about being a grizzly mom, whatever the fuck that is.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1443 on: June 15, 2012, 07:27:42 pm »
I'd rather see a show about children being raised by actual grizzlies. Perhaps in survivor style, where the bears vote on elimination by eating a kid.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1444 on: June 15, 2012, 07:29:37 pm »
I bought some records, and they're awesome, but now I'm paranoid about wearing them out from listening too much, which is annoying.


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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1445 on: June 15, 2012, 10:32:07 pm »
You'd have to listen to a record a helluvalot to wear it out where it's no good anymore. 

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Re: Things That Annoy You
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« Reply #1447 on: June 17, 2012, 02:35:44 am »
My curiosity and boredom got the better of me, so I decided to see what all the fuss is about regarding dubstep. Having listened to it, I can safely say that I can safely say that listening to Rebecca Black while shoving a moose up my ass is more pleasant than listening to dubstep.

Just... Why is that crap so popular?!

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« Reply #1448 on: June 17, 2012, 12:43:54 pm »
My curiosity and boredom got the better of me, so I decided to see what all the fuss is about regarding dubstep. Having listened to it, I can safely say that I can safely say that listening to Rebecca Black while shoving a moose up my ass is more pleasant than listening to dubstep.

Just... Why is that crap so popular?!

That's because whatever abrasive fratbro crap you listened to probably isn't actual dubstep.

1. UK 2-step garage artists first create dubstep
2. Several years later, several artists start experimenting with the genre by using a more abrasive sound
3. Untalented hacks hear this music and completely miss the point by only focusing on the abrasive part.
4. College-age white kids in the US get a hold of this and make this particular shit incredibly popular.
5. Fans of actual dubstep scream internally whenever they say they like dubstep and people respond, "yeah bro I fucking love Skrillex"

Dubstep
Not Dubstep

There's a reason we call that crap "brostep".
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1449 on: June 17, 2012, 01:55:49 pm »
It's also possible that he listened to actual dubstep and didn't freakin' like it. Some people just don't enjoy the stuff.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1450 on: June 17, 2012, 02:05:20 pm »
It's also possible that he listened to actual dubstep and didn't freakin' like it. Some people just don't enjoy the stuff.

Yeah, this. I've listened to "real" dubstep, and I still don't care for it.

Not that I have a problem with people who listen to dubstep (or brostep, for that matter); everyone is entitled to listen to what they like.
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« Reply #1451 on: June 17, 2012, 03:31:04 pm »
If you don't like either, that's fine with me. You're allowed to have your own opinion. I was just making sure you were aware that there is a distinction.

It's a pet peeve of mine.

I recognize that using the phrase "real dubstep" sounds elitist, but in this case I can't really think of any other way to describe it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1452 on: June 17, 2012, 04:52:39 pm »
KFC gave me cold, crappy fries with my lunch. :(
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« Reply #1453 on: June 17, 2012, 05:00:54 pm »
People who go to bars and clubs in uniform.  If you're going after work to a restaurant or event that's one thing but I see too many service members in bars in uniform or like Jeb saw at a Ska show.  Go change.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1454 on: June 17, 2012, 08:24:39 pm »
Dubstep
Not Dubstep
It amuses me that the only reason I say I don't like dubstep is because I don't know what it is. While I'll admit the "real dubstep" is slightly more bearable than the "brostep" you speak of, it's still the musical equivalent of being raped in the ear-hole with a dial-up modem.