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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #780 on: June 23, 2012, 03:52:34 pm »
Granted. They were killed instead (I really don't know how to corrupt this in a not so bad for them way...).

I wish I hadn't corrupted Normandy's wish like that.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #781 on: June 23, 2012, 11:49:27 pm »
Granted. The boogeyman eats you before you have a chance to post.

I wish I had more money.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #782 on: June 24, 2012, 08:40:35 am »
Granted, but that extra money came because you forgot to pay for utilities and they shut off your water and electricity.

I wish for a kickass projector I can game on, and for the corruption to go off to someone I hate.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #783 on: June 24, 2012, 08:42:59 am »
Granted you get an asskicking projector which beats up your enemies

I wish for world peace  :)

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #784 on: June 24, 2012, 08:49:02 am »
Granted, but that was very selfish of you (also, the entire world demilitarises, and which point aliens invade and enslave the entire world using only pointy sticks).

I wish I could travel through time.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #785 on: June 24, 2012, 08:57:17 am »
Granted

I wish we had bigger sticks to fight off the previously mentioned alien invasion  :)

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #786 on: June 24, 2012, 09:02:25 am »
Granted. Better yet, we all get boards with nails in them and successfully drive off the invaders. Unfortunately, we start making bigger boards, with bigger nails in them, until one day we make a board so big and with such a big nail in it that it destroys us all.

I wish I had psychic powers.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #787 on: June 24, 2012, 04:24:19 pm »
Granted, you now have the ability to read the minds of dogs, which do not think in any known language, so you don't know what they're saying.

I wish I had somewhere else to stay for a couple days.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #788 on: June 24, 2012, 04:26:08 pm »
Granted, you're given access to a crack den to sleep in. Have fun with that.

I wish I had conscious control over my own desires.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #789 on: June 25, 2012, 10:29:55 pm »
Granted, you're given access to a crack den to sleep in. Have fun with that.

I wish I had conscious control over my own desires.
Granted. You have that control, but become incredibly indecisive on what your desires should be, and become a recluse, hiding from the world.

I wish I didn't have the thought I had about the thing at the place, but nothing bad would happen to the stuff.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #790 on: June 25, 2012, 11:09:13 pm »
Granted. The stuff is okay, but the thing and the place are crushed.

I wish the world would stop so I could get off.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #791 on: June 25, 2012, 11:12:29 pm »
Granted. The Earth stops so suddenly that everything is launched in to the atmosphere and burns up as it reaches escape velocity. What remains is incinerated as the now-motionless planet is pulled towards the Sun. Congrats on destroying the planet.

I wish my album pre-order would be shipped to me early.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #792 on: June 25, 2012, 11:16:33 pm »
Granted. But it gets lost in the mail and arrives three months later than it would have if it had been sent out on the original shipping schedule.

I wish I were a 20th-level Pathfinder Psion (Nomad).
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #793 on: June 26, 2012, 09:58:04 am »
Granted, you have to suck twenty thousand cocks first.

I wish Wall Street would burn.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #794 on: July 02, 2012, 09:03:46 pm »
Granted, but all the money goes to the GOP.

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