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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #75 on: January 08, 2012, 12:50:04 am »
Granted, you see the date of your death and go insane counting down the seconds until it inevitably strikes you.

I wish for the cut on my finger to heal.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #76 on: January 08, 2012, 02:05:39 am »
granted but in return you get a large cut across your head that will never heal


I wish that my girlfriend would return my calls.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #77 on: January 08, 2012, 02:06:28 am »
Granted...it's to break up with you.

Ironbite-I wish for a 1000 pounds of nice fish.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #78 on: January 08, 2012, 02:11:58 am »
Granted. Did I mention those fish were scooped up from rivers with high pollution rates?

I wish I can play any song I want on the piano.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #79 on: January 08, 2012, 03:01:53 am »
Granted, but only if you run your balls against a cheese grater first.

I wish I had the power to stop time.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #80 on: January 08, 2012, 03:04:20 am »
Wish granted but you seem to have forgotten to ask to be able to start it again. Thus... everything everywhere is frozen. Never to move again.

I wish I had a proper backscratcher.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #81 on: January 08, 2012, 03:11:25 am »
Granted, but it's never within reach.

I wish for stuff and whatnot.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #82 on: January 08, 2012, 05:24:08 am »
Granted, but you get nothing but turkey stuffing forever more.

I wish for a nice pretzel.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #83 on: January 08, 2012, 09:15:42 am »
Granted, but you're severly allergic to the dough.

I wish that I had some bacon.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #84 on: January 08, 2012, 01:35:50 pm »
Granted, but you feel the inexplicable desire to follow Jewish dietary restrictions.

I wish I had a reasonably well paying job relating to math and/or physics.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #85 on: January 08, 2012, 01:53:04 pm »
Granted. Your job pays very well, but your co-workers hate your guts, your boss is an asshole, and they expect you to work extra overtime every week.

I wish I had a web programming job that pays well and contributes positively to my quality of life, unlike Sigmaleph’s job.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #86 on: January 08, 2012, 05:05:08 pm »
Granted, your job pays well, you become a celebrity amongst internet users, but now there are hackers and other programmers who wants to plagiarize the stuff you made.

I wish I had cryokinesis. (ability to control ice)
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #87 on: January 08, 2012, 05:14:53 pm »
Granted, your job pays well, you become a celebrity amongst internet users, but now there are hackers and other programmers who wants to plagiarize the stuff you made.

I wish I had cryokinesis. (ability to control ice)

Congratulations. You accidentally freeze your own body solid.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #88 on: January 08, 2012, 06:44:25 pm »
Granted, your job pays well, you become a celebrity amongst internet users, but now there are hackers and other programmers who wants to plagiarize the stuff you made.

I wish I had cryokinesis. (ability to control ice)

Congratulations. You accidentally freeze your own body solid.

I wish Abbott & Costello would come back from the dead.
Granted, some mouth-breathing teenagers kills them and fulfills his zombie hunting fantasies.

I wish I had a new bass guitar.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #89 on: January 08, 2012, 07:32:59 pm »
Granted. It turns out to be a cursed bass of finger severing, and you are now fingerless.

I wish I had a giant chocolate chip cookie.
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