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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #510 on: March 11, 2012, 11:00:48 pm »
Congratulations, you are the 2nd worst person in the country!

Err, I'm not an American so...eh, whatever.

Granted, but in exchange you have to scavenge for everything else.

I wish for a... Cure. For. Cancer. NOW!


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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #511 on: March 12, 2012, 01:55:03 am »
Granted. The cure is AIDS.

I wish I could play the piano.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #512 on: March 12, 2012, 03:13:34 am »
Granted. The cure is AIDS.

I wish I could play the piano.

Wish granted.  You can play, but you play like shit.  Also, you only have your off hand to play with.


I wish I had Weird Al's autograph.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #513 on: March 12, 2012, 05:57:33 pm »
Granted. The cure is AIDS.

I wish I could play the piano.

Wish granted.  You can play, but you play like shit.  Also, you only have your off hand to play with.


I wish I had Weird Al's autograph.

Granted. He autographs your penis. With a knife.

I wish that this wish not be granted.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #514 on: March 12, 2012, 06:11:14 pm »
Wish not granted.  If you had chosen for it to be granted, you would've won $1,000,000 free of corruption.  Sucks to be you.

I wish that I could meet all my favorite cartoon characters.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #515 on: March 12, 2012, 09:54:51 pm »
Granted. They put you in Tartarus and Cerebrus never lets you escape.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #516 on: March 12, 2012, 10:33:21 pm »
Granted, but someone throws a party and trashes it 10 minutes after you've cleaned it.  EVERY time you clean it.

I wish that I was done sewing my new patches and my band vest.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #517 on: March 13, 2012, 09:42:40 pm »
Wish granted.  You're done because you no longer have the patches or the vest to sew.

I wish I could type at 300 words per minute with reasonable accuracy and precision.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #518 on: March 13, 2012, 11:44:22 pm »
Wish granted.  You're done because you no longer have the patches or the vest to sew.

I wish I could type at 300 words per minute with reasonable accuracy and precision.
Granted, but the strength and dexterity needed for this kills everyone you fingerbang.

I wish I had a color printer.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #519 on: March 14, 2012, 12:56:37 am »
Granted, you get a colored printer.

I wish for a wish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #520 on: March 14, 2012, 04:59:47 am »
Granted - but the wish you wished for is not granted.

I wish there was a new theory of everything that everyone agreed was correct.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #521 on: March 14, 2012, 11:41:51 am »
Granted, but it's horribly wrong, and the whole planet winds up being blown to pieces.

I wish that I could own a Cerberus.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #522 on: March 14, 2012, 04:20:33 pm »
Granted, but you didn't specify whether or not it was domesticated. Your Cerberus eats you for lunch.

I wish I had some delicious pie.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #523 on: March 14, 2012, 08:53:57 pm »
Granted. It is delicious, but it is also deadly poison.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #524 on: March 15, 2012, 06:29:05 am »
Granted. Now here comes the racists and conspiracy theorists...

I wish I own a wyvern
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