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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #450 on: February 25, 2012, 01:29:34 am »
Granted, it interferes with your bladder and bowel control. Your dick is also permanently hard.

I wish for perfectly moisturized hands.
Granted. Your eyes dehydrate and leave you blind.

I wish I had a flying car.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #451 on: February 25, 2012, 01:39:07 am »
Granted.  You crash into the side of a building causing no more muslims to get their flying car licenses.  Way to go.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #452 on: February 25, 2012, 01:43:38 am »
Damn you, new page.

Granted, but you can't access them, simply because you smell.

I wish the stuff I ordered from ebay would arrive today.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #453 on: February 25, 2012, 02:01:18 am »
Granted. It's broken.

I wish I was good at chemistry.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #454 on: February 25, 2012, 04:30:25 am »
Granted, but the wrong people learn of your skills and force you to cook meth at gunpoint.
(Yes, I did just start watching Breaking Bad, why do you ask?)

I wish for a zipline across the canyon at my house that will never break or cause any other type of accident.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #455 on: February 25, 2012, 12:53:24 pm »
Granted, but the wrong people learn of your skills and force you to cook meth at gunpoint.
(Yes, I did just start watching Breaking Bad, why do you ask?)

I wish for a zipline across the canyon at my house that will never break or cause any other type of accident.

Granted, but due to a chainsaw-juggling accident, you now have no arms.

I wish I could control fire with my mind.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #456 on: February 25, 2012, 01:07:03 pm »
Granted. You can control it, all right, and if you don't, it will grow, and spread, and burn all of human civilization!

I wish I had some self-respect!

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #457 on: February 25, 2012, 01:08:38 pm »
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  Damn snipe.

Wish granted.  You have self-respect.  Unfortunately, you're now the only person who respects you.

I wish I had the perfect resume.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #458 on: February 25, 2012, 01:31:10 pm »
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  Damn snipe.

Wish granted.  You have self-respect.  Unfortunately, you're now the only person who respects you.

I wish I had the perfect resume.
Granted. Now every employer assumes you are overqualified.

I wish I had a magic horn. Interpret that how you will.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #459 on: February 25, 2012, 03:15:12 pm »
Granted. A man breaks into your house and hacks it off, leaving you to die in a pool of your own blood. Later, your relatives find it for sale on Ebay.

I wish the gay teens who committed suicide would come back as revenants.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #460 on: February 25, 2012, 06:29:31 pm »
Granted, but everyone else who has died also returns. Life gets crowded.

I wish for something pure and unspoiled.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #461 on: February 25, 2012, 08:33:18 pm »
Wish granted.  It's pure and unspoiled, but is highly prone to being corrupted and quickly becomes such after you get it.

I wish for the ability to enter and exit the virtual world at will.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #462 on: February 25, 2012, 09:45:28 pm »
Granted, but immediately die in the virtual world.

I wish I could carry two different phone conversations with two different people at the same time without either one knowing.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #463 on: February 26, 2012, 12:59:44 am »
Granted. The two people you're talking to are sentient androids that never sleep and never let you hang up. You eventually die of exhaustion.

I wish TGRwulf wasn't dead.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #464 on: February 26, 2012, 10:22:14 am »
Granted.  I am now a zombie and I just bit you.

I wish that my freaking shirt hadn't shrank in the wash.
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