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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #405 on: February 17, 2012, 01:49:11 am »
Wish Granted.  You now own an entire island!  Unfortunately, it is not inhabited, and there's no means off the island.  It's also not close to civilization at all.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #406 on: February 17, 2012, 06:35:04 am »
Granted. It's now all you know. Period.

I wish I could play basketball as well as Michael Jordan.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #407 on: February 17, 2012, 01:02:58 pm »
Granted, but people get jealous of your powers and kidnap you, stealing your basketball playing essence for themselves.

I wish that I hadn't slept half the day away.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #408 on: February 17, 2012, 07:07:57 pm »
Wish granted.  You didn't sleep at all and are now REALLY fucking tired.

I wish I could start an infamous Internet meme.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #409 on: February 18, 2012, 06:07:27 pm »
Granted! You're the next generation of Goatse.

I wish the drinking glasses I've broken over the last year were repaired, clean and in my cupboard.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #410 on: February 18, 2012, 06:28:52 pm »
Wish granted.  It's clean and unbroken and in your cupboard.  I can't say the same for the rest of your dishes.

I wish I was graduating with my A.A.S. in Information technology THIS semester.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #411 on: February 19, 2012, 12:36:38 pm »
Granted, but nobody will hire you because you're too inexperienced.

I wish that I knew where the shirt I'm looking for is.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #412 on: February 19, 2012, 01:10:33 pm »
Granted, but nobody will hire you because you're too inexperienced.

I wish that I knew where the shirt I'm looking for is.
Granted. Now you can't find your pants. ANY of them.

I wish Doritos were cheaper.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #413 on: February 19, 2012, 05:38:16 pm »
Wish granted.  You now find all flavors of Doritos disgusting.  Hell, you now find the FOODS they're based on disgusting. :D

I wish my room wasn't messy.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #414 on: February 19, 2012, 07:46:03 pm »
Granted, it's now completely empty.

I wish it wasn't so hot in here.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #415 on: February 19, 2012, 09:49:57 pm »
Granted, but now your freezing your ass off.

I wish that I knew how I got this cut on my knuckle.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #416 on: February 19, 2012, 09:54:55 pm »
Wish granted.  You know how you got the cut.  You do not know, however, how you got that nasty concussion bruise.  That's probably not a good sign.  Also, an appointment with the doctor is going to be expensive as shit because you no longer have insurance.  It doesn't matter if you had insurance before. The concussion is a "preexisting condition" and you are therefore denied coverage.  Also, the insurance companies are now forever able to deny coverage to anyone because the republicans have just repealed healthcare reform in full without any plans of their own to replace it.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #417 on: February 19, 2012, 11:41:33 pm »
Wish granted.  You know how you got the cut.  You do not know, however, how you got that nasty concussion bruise.  That's probably not a good sign.  Also, an appointment with the doctor is going to be expensive as shit because you no longer have insurance.  It doesn't matter if you had insurance before. The concussion is a "preexisting condition" and you are therefore denied coverage.  Also, the insurance companies are now forever able to deny coverage to anyone because the republicans have just repealed healthcare reform in full without any plans of their own to replace it.

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Granted. Now they continually get cut off before you finish them because HOLY CRAP LOOK OUT BEHI-!


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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #418 on: February 20, 2012, 03:17:28 am »
Granted your now put in the attic

I wish i didn't dislocate my leg playing baseball 

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #419 on: February 20, 2012, 06:59:03 am »
Granted, you broke your arm while jerking off. Have fun explaining that to your doctor.

I wish shit was simpler.