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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1950 on: August 02, 2013, 11:34:54 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
Granted. There is no audio.

I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.
Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1951 on: August 02, 2013, 11:39:37 pm »
Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1952 on: August 02, 2013, 11:41:37 pm »
Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1953 on: August 02, 2013, 11:44:26 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
Granted. There is no audio.

I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.
Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1954 on: August 03, 2013, 01:19:20 am »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
Granted. There is no audio.

I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.
Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.
Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
Long Live The Queen.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1955 on: August 03, 2013, 02:45:26 am »
Granted, but only after it's been invaded and taken over by the U.S.

I wish people would stop with the quote pyramid because it stopped being amusing long ago.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1956 on: August 03, 2013, 01:19:32 pm »
Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1957 on: August 03, 2013, 01:41:22 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
Granted. There is no audio.

I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.
Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.
Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
Long Live The Queen.

Burn fire! Hellfire! Now Anita, its your turn! Choose GamerGate, or your pyre!
Be mine or you will buuurn!!

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1958 on: August 03, 2013, 02:20:46 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
Granted. There is no audio.

I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.
Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.
Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1959 on: August 03, 2013, 02:58:11 pm »
Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1960 on: August 03, 2013, 03:16:36 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
Granted. There is no audio.

I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.
Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.
Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1961 on: August 03, 2013, 04:18:35 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
Granted. There is no audio.

I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.
Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.
Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
Long Live The Queen.

Burn fire! Hellfire! Now Anita, its your turn! Choose GamerGate, or your pyre!
Be mine or you will buuurn!!

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1962 on: August 03, 2013, 06:58:07 pm »
Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1963 on: August 03, 2013, 07:10:34 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
Granted. There is no audio.

I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.
Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.
Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.

I wish my hair was easier to straighten.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1964 on: August 03, 2013, 08:58:47 pm »
I wonder
If Anyone
Will notice
if I
change some
of the
quotes in
this pyramid

Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
Granted. There is no audio.

I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.
Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

I wish for the archery skills of Robin Hood, the swordsmanship of Miyamoto Musashi and the charisma of Casanova.
Granted. You have the narcissism of Narcissism, and die the same way.

I wish I had the powers of Zeus.
Granted. You don't exist.

I wish for the next person to not contribute to the quote pyramid.
Granted, but your computer gets infected with a virus that floods your hard drive with Rule 34 of all of your favorite childhood cartoons.

I wish for a pet boa constrictor.
Granted. The pyramid kills it.

I wish this pyramid would never die.
Granted. It's the only thing left of human culture after the inevitable alien invasion, and because of it the aliens think we're all really weird.
I wish I could move back to Canada.
Granted, but every other post ever continues a quote pyramid.

I wish my rabbit would stop plotting to take over the world.

Granted. It succeeds in taking over the world.
I wish people wouldn't bitch about the quote pyramid.
Granted. They bitch about bitching about it.

I wish all would bow before the pyramid.
Granted. People are too busy bowing to the pyramid to contribute to it.

I wish I had more ideas for my latest writing project.
Granted. You write about a giant pyramid.

I wish I had the ability to automatically dry my hair.
Granted. It sets your head on fire.
I wish I didn't have to take care of my nephew.
Granted. Your nephew gets eaten by alligators and thus you don't have to take care of him anymore.

I wish my cat would stop being so unfriendly when I visit home.
Granted. Your cat will not stop humping your leg.

I wish my hair was easier to straighten.

Granted. You can now make your hair straight at will. However, everyone hates you for it

I wish my dog was smarter, but not smarter than me.
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