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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1935 on: July 31, 2013, 10:55:24 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1936 on: August 01, 2013, 09:22:28 am »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1937 on: August 01, 2013, 06:59:02 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1938 on: August 01, 2013, 07:06:51 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1939 on: August 01, 2013, 07:43:05 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1940 on: August 01, 2013, 08:26:16 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1941 on: August 01, 2013, 09:07:58 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1942 on: August 02, 2013, 03:07:38 am »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1943 on: August 02, 2013, 03:19:14 am »
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1944 on: August 02, 2013, 03:50:28 am »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1945 on: August 02, 2013, 04:04:49 am »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1946 on: August 02, 2013, 12:13:50 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
Granted. There is no audio.

I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1947 on: August 02, 2013, 02:42:05 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
Granted. There is no audio.

I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
Long Live The Queen.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1948 on: August 02, 2013, 09:33:40 pm »
Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.

I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.

granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)

i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.

I wish I had a bag of gold.

Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.

I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.

I wish I had a speedboat.

Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.

I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...
Granted. You now have Gigantism and will die young.

I wish I had the ability to give any torrent 1000 new seeds.
Granted, but your overwhelming seeds make it crash permanently.

I wish people would stop making gigantic quote pyramids.
Granted, they make humongous quote pyramids.

I wish this pyramid would continue for ten pages.
Granted. The ten-page pyramid crashes the forum and it stays down for three days.
I wish I had a video of Mordin Solus singing "The Universe is Weird" by Hank Green while playing the ukulele.
Granted. There is no audio.

I wish I had all lost songs by musicians I like.
Granted. You get arrested for piracy.
I wish I could change my body shape/size at will.
Granted, but it hurts like hell and lasts for less than half a second.

I wish I had more energy.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1949 on: August 02, 2013, 10:21:54 pm »
Granted. You get sent to the electric chair.

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