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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1860 on: July 18, 2013, 12:43:11 pm »
Granted. There are no politicians, and nobody is in the government, so the government collapses.

I wish I didn't literally always have a headache.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1861 on: July 18, 2013, 10:40:36 pm »
Granted. Instead of your head perpetually aching, your balls do instead.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1862 on: July 18, 2013, 10:43:02 pm »
Granted. It turns out "The Da Vinci Code" is accurate, so nothing changes due to your wish.

I wish Dan Brown would stop writing books.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1863 on: July 18, 2013, 11:13:45 pm »
Granted. He hires a ghostwriter.

I wish I could change people's names at will.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1864 on: July 19, 2013, 02:37:42 am »
Granted, but they always love the new name, as does everyone that hears it.

I wish I could control minds.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1865 on: July 19, 2013, 02:43:08 am »
Granted, but only a single person at a time, it requires constant concentration, and once you stop concentrating they're driven into a murderous rage toward you and everyone you love.

I wish I was more decisive.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1866 on: July 19, 2013, 04:00:08 am »
Granted, but only a single person at a time, it requires constant concentration, and once you stop concentrating they're driven into a murderous rage toward you and everyone you love.

I wish I was more decisive.
Granted. You make reckless decisions.

I wish I had a red cat.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Together as one, against all others.
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Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1867 on: July 19, 2013, 07:21:51 am »
Granted. You get a cat covered in the blood of all your friends and family.

I wish that awesome franchies would go on forever, staying awesome.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1868 on: July 19, 2013, 08:03:39 am »
Granted. You get a cat covered in the blood of all your friends and family.

I wish that awesome franchies would go on forever, staying awesome.
Granted. But, since everything is seen as awesome by someone (even if it's just the maker), everything continues forever.

I wish there was more than two or three videos of Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez engaging in oral sex.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1869 on: July 19, 2013, 10:51:47 am »
Granted. But they're all obscured by some guy rubbing his balls on the camera lens.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1870 on: July 19, 2013, 02:00:19 pm »
Granted. But they're all obscured by some guy rubbing his balls on the camera lens.

I wish I could shape shift.
Granted. The only form you can turn into is a cinderblock, and you can't turn back. Oh, and you don't know this until you try.

I wish I could read minds.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Together as one, against all others.
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Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1871 on: July 19, 2013, 02:07:27 pm »
Granted. But you read the mind of the most deranged person to currently exist and went mad at the mere attempt to interpret anything he thinks about.

I wish for my own personal Death Star that doesn't have any clear openings to its core or gets destroyed by rebels.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1872 on: July 19, 2013, 02:11:47 pm »
granted. The engineers who designed the power core were incompetent, and it malfunctions, causing a runaway chain reaction. the Death Star blows up anyway.

I wish people were better adapted biologically to live in cities and deal with modern life.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1873 on: July 19, 2013, 02:12:41 pm »
Granted.  They find out that being adapted means turning into the Borg.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1874 on: July 20, 2013, 03:40:53 am »
Granted. It now crashes every time you attempt to play.

I wish for humans to retain the ability to but have no need to breathe.
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