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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1830 on: July 16, 2013, 12:09:27 pm »
Granted, you are now Kirby.

I wish I was surrounded by chibi leek-holding Mikus.
Granted. Every inch of the universe that is not you is chibi leek-holding Mikus.

I wish I had lightning powers.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Together as one, against all others.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1831 on: July 16, 2013, 05:46:32 pm »
Granted, you are now a bolt of lightning.

I wish I had a arm cannon.
Before you die an agonizing, chainsaw-related death, you're gonna hear about the Hate Plague!
I'm accusing you of being stupid.
I dare to be stupid.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1832 on: July 16, 2013, 07:06:22 pm »
Granted. The recoil rips your arm off.

I wish I had some sauerkraut.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1833 on: July 16, 2013, 07:57:20 pm »
Granted. The recoil rips your arm off.

I wish I had some sauerkraut.
Granted. You're being force-fed sauerkraut by Rammstein.

I wish I had a bowl of rocky road ice cream with cookie dough mixed in along side mint chocolate chip.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1834 on: July 16, 2013, 09:51:04 pm »
Granted. The sugar rush gives you a heart attack.

I wish for a cute female-model PersoCom.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1835 on: July 17, 2013, 01:56:11 am »
Granted. The sugar rush gives you a heart attack.

I wish for a cute female-model PersoCom.
Granted. It's even less intelligent than Chii was at first, only it never gets smarter.

I wish for a Kiss/Lordi tour.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1836 on: July 17, 2013, 03:14:53 am »
Granted. You're ritually cannibalized by them onstage. The bad part is, you're still alive when they start to eat you.

I wish Lordi would make more horror movies.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1837 on: July 17, 2013, 09:01:12 am »
Granted. You're ritually cannibalized by them onstage. The bad part is, you're still alive when they start to eat you.

I wish Lordi would make more horror movies.
Granted, but the next one is a snuff film, and you're their co-star.

I wish I didn't have "Candy For The Cannibal" stuck in my head again.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1838 on: July 17, 2013, 09:06:48 am »
Granted, you've got Never Gonna Give You Up stuck in your head instead.

I wish for some chicken wings.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1839 on: July 17, 2013, 09:12:15 am »
Granted, you've got Never Gonna Give You Up stuck in your head instead.

I wish for some chicken wings.
Granted. You eat them and it turns out that they were laced with Mad Cow and E. Coli.

I wish for a Monster BFC.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1840 on: July 17, 2013, 10:00:34 am »
Granted, it becomes a real monster.

I wish for Luka to appear in my living room, chained to the floor by her arms and running toward me.
Before you die an agonizing, chainsaw-related death, you're gonna hear about the Hate Plague!
I'm accusing you of being stupid.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1841 on: July 17, 2013, 10:25:08 am »
Granted, it becomes a real monster.

I wish for Luka to appear in my living room, chained to the floor by her arms and running toward me.
Granted. You're dead, she's running towards your corpse.

I wish for some Tums.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1842 on: July 17, 2013, 10:28:55 am »
Granted, they now set you on fire.

I wish to know why she's running towards me.
Before you die an agonizing, chainsaw-related death, you're gonna hear about the Hate Plague!
I'm accusing you of being stupid.
I dare to be stupid.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1843 on: July 17, 2013, 10:30:10 am »
Granted, they now set you on fire.

I wish to know why she's running towards me.
You're dead, and she's running towards your corpse to check if you have a pulse (Spoiler: no).

I wish to know why the rum is gone.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Humanity does learn from history,
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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1844 on: July 17, 2013, 10:45:12 am »
Granted. The rum is being used to power an alcohol-fuelled giant laser. Aimed at your face.

I wish for a giant laser.
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