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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1755 on: July 07, 2013, 04:30:26 pm »
Granted, but they also raise the legal age to consent to sex to 30.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1756 on: July 07, 2013, 04:31:58 pm »
Granted now but in the process you are given the mental state of a three year old child...enjoy.


I wish the U.S would lower the legal drinking age to 18.
Granted, but he now can edit everyone else's.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1757 on: July 07, 2013, 04:39:52 pm »
Granted but as a level 4 Cleric I use turn undead.


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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1758 on: July 07, 2013, 04:41:38 pm »
Granted, but the resulting game is less "Lord of the Rings" and more "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

I wish for a complete set of Monty Python DVDs, all in perfect condition and autographed by all of the surviving Pythons.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1759 on: July 07, 2013, 04:44:04 pm »
Granted, but the resulting game is less "Lord of the Rings" and more "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

I wish for a complete set of Monty Python DVDs, all in perfect condition and autographed by all of the surviving Pythons.
Granted, but they die before you get them, so there are no autographs

I wish for more genies.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1760 on: July 07, 2013, 04:45:01 pm »
Granted. They are all exact words dickhead genies.

I wish half the people on Earth became evil twins to the other half.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1761 on: July 07, 2013, 04:46:29 pm »
Granted. All of the evil twins end up raping the good twins. Because, you know...evil.

I wish to be able to change into an incredibly hot female version of myself and back at will.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1762 on: July 07, 2013, 05:22:19 pm »
Granted. All of the evil twins end up raping the good twins. Because, you know...evil.

I wish to be able to change into an incredibly hot female version of myself and back at will.
Granted, but girl you has breast cancer, and male you has testicular and prostate cancer.

I wish for loving puppies.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1763 on: July 07, 2013, 06:10:16 pm »
Granted,but a drunken teenager busts into your house and sings "I'm a little teapot".

I wish for a weapon capable of killing Ironbite in one shot and doesn't do anything nasty to ME.
Before you die an agonizing, chainsaw-related death, you're gonna hear about the Hate Plague!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1764 on: July 07, 2013, 06:11:54 pm »
Granted, but all of your loved ones get caught in the explosion. Collateral damage, you know.

I wish for a Ghost in the Shell-type cyborg body, where it's just my brain in a cybernetic body that looks and moves exactly like an organic body, but is stronger, faster and all-around better.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1765 on: July 07, 2013, 06:16:30 pm »
Granted, but all of your loved ones get caught in the explosion. Collateral damage, you know.

I wish for a Ghost in the Shell-type cyborg body, where it's just my brain in a cybernetic body that looks and moves exactly like an organic body, but is stronger, faster and all-around better.
Granted, but you don't have a way to do repairs or maintenance. And, your cyberbrain is hacked.

I wish for Marilyn Manson and Trent Reznor to stop acting like small children, end their stupid feud and get along again.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Humanity does learn from history,
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1766 on: July 07, 2013, 07:04:02 pm »
Granted,but they die in a fire soon after.

I wish for Ironbite to get mode lock.
Before you die an agonizing, chainsaw-related death, you're gonna hear about the Hate Plague!
I'm accusing you of being stupid.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1767 on: July 08, 2013, 04:14:02 am »
Granted,but they die in a fire soon after.

I wish for Ironbite to get mode lock.
Granted, but he still drops a colony on you.

I wish for world peace.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1768 on: July 08, 2013, 04:15:06 am »
Granted. It's because the entire human race was wiped out in the zombie apocalypse.

I wish for a bologna sandwich.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1769 on: July 08, 2013, 04:17:02 am »
Granted. It's because the entire human race was wiped out in the zombie apocalypse.

I wish for a bologna sandwich.
Granted. You get e. coli.

I wish to wish for a wish.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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