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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1710 on: May 21, 2013, 12:56:18 pm »
Granted. Inevitably, though, it comes back to life.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1711 on: May 23, 2013, 01:51:22 am »
Wish granted.  You still have to deal with a shitty fandom and people relentlessly bashing it, though.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1712 on: May 24, 2013, 05:24:51 am »
Granted, because nothing exists anymore.

I wish for 1,000,000 helicopters and a dollar.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1713 on: May 24, 2013, 03:15:37 pm »
Granted. You end up living in one of the helicopters, unable to buy fuel or even food for yourself, or find buyers for your crappy-ass helicopters.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1714 on: May 24, 2013, 10:35:50 pm »
Granted, because nothing exists anymore.

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I wish to be personally trained in magic by Merlin himself.

Granted, he transforms you into a mouse and you get eaten by a cat.

I wish the USA would join the EU
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1715 on: May 25, 2013, 12:40:38 am »
Granted, but only after massive tectonic shifts that effectively merge Europe and North America into a single continent. However, such rapid shifts lead to the downfall of modern civilization, so it's only joined the EU in the physical sense.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1716 on: May 28, 2013, 06:23:07 pm »
Granted the only people who join are twenty times stronger than you and beat the ever loving fuck out of you.


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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1717 on: June 13, 2013, 11:28:11 pm »
Granted, the fates you have invoked place you in Underwater Basket Weaving.

I wish the dinosaurs were still around.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1718 on: June 14, 2013, 12:54:16 am »
Granted. You get eaten alive by velociraptors.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1719 on: June 14, 2013, 02:13:59 pm »
Granted. You later find out that it has dramatically shortened your life expectancy.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1720 on: June 15, 2013, 04:15:22 am »
Granted, but your PC spontaneously melts.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1721 on: June 15, 2013, 02:10:23 pm »
They do but they become sentient and take over your body,leaving your mind to scream.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1722 on: June 15, 2013, 04:47:50 pm »
Granted, but you get murdered by people who don't like your leadership style.

I wish there was a minimum IQ level required before being allowed to go into politics.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1723 on: June 15, 2013, 04:53:25 pm »
Granted...it's 50.  Surprisingly all the current politicians pass.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1724 on: June 15, 2013, 04:56:11 pm »
Granted, but you are literally unable to find your own dick with both hands and an instructional diagram.

I wish more people would read the Discworld series and seriously consider the philosophical arguments Terry Pratchett works into his stories.
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