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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #240 on: January 24, 2012, 01:32:45 am »
Granted. One day, you turn your emotions off and forget to ever turn them back on. You spend the rest of your life a pathetic, emotionless husk.
Actually, turn them off and leave them turned off is exactly what I'd do.

Anyway, granted, but it reverts back to its original state 0.0001 nanoseconds later.

I wish for some gravy.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #241 on: January 24, 2012, 01:52:57 am »
Wish granted. You have a pool of gravy that you somehow manage to drown in.

I wish I had a clone of myself to have sex with.  I don't care if it's male or female.  Hell, if I had two three clones, with one each gender male and two female, that's even better!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #242 on: January 24, 2012, 02:43:51 am »
Granted, but the clones with several STDs

I wish that the weather was around 20 degrees celcius
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #243 on: January 24, 2012, 03:04:51 am »
Granted, but the clones with several STDs

I wish that the weather was around 20 degrees celcius

Wish granted.  Things are windy as fuck and there's a huge downpour.

I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #244 on: January 24, 2012, 03:46:42 am »
Granted, but your girlfriend is a Terminator. Sometimes they go bad.

I wish for zero point energy.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #245 on: January 24, 2012, 03:33:18 pm »
Granted. Nothing happens, since zero-point energy already exists.

I wish timeless decision theory had mainstream academic acceptance.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #246 on: January 26, 2012, 12:39:57 am »
Granted, but it becomes the only thing teached at schools.

I wish for an iPod playlist filled with every good song in the world.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #247 on: January 26, 2012, 03:31:35 am »
Granted, but it is also filled with every bad song.

I wish for the dawning of a new golden era.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #248 on: January 26, 2012, 07:05:28 am »
Granted, we are now in the age of the golden showers. Enjoy!

I wish for a double cheese burger.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #249 on: January 27, 2012, 01:12:03 am »
Wish granted.  It's dried out and nasty.

I wish people weren't so goddamn uptight about sexuality.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #250 on: January 27, 2012, 07:03:57 am »
Granted, now half the population is hellbent on gang raping you in the street, while the other half (being no longer uptight about sexuality) don't bat an eyelid at it.

I wish the internet was better.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #251 on: January 27, 2012, 03:19:06 pm »
Granted. It is better from the point of view of the RIAA and other supporters of SOPA and similar measures.

I wish that the apartments I looked at yesterday didn’t suck so bad.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #252 on: January 27, 2012, 04:08:36 pm »
Wish granted.  They're no longer vacant.

I wish my sister wasn't such a colossal bitch.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #253 on: January 28, 2012, 07:10:21 am »
Granted, but she becomes a whiny douche who complains just about everything.

I wish I had a nice gift for my little sister's birthday.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #254 on: January 28, 2012, 09:37:04 am »
Granted.  Its the most amazing gift ever.  She still hates it.

I wish I didn't have farts right now.
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