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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #225 on: January 22, 2012, 01:39:25 pm »
Granted. They're the ones who watch the show religiously and burn you for heresy.

I wish I had a jetpack.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #226 on: January 22, 2012, 03:13:38 pm »
Granted. They're the ones who watch the show religiously and burn you for heresy.

I wish I had a jetpack.
Granted, but it can only hold enough fuel for 5mins of flight and said fuel costs $30/gal.

I wish I had a jetpack that was more efficient than the one Lexicon got.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #227 on: January 22, 2012, 03:29:43 pm »
Granted. It flies for 5 minutes and 10 seconds.

I wish I had a bag of holding.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #228 on: January 22, 2012, 05:14:29 pm »
Granted - as far as you know.

1d10 rounds later you discover it's a Bag of Devouring.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #229 on: January 22, 2012, 07:07:07 pm »
Granted, someone puts four discarded apple cores inside your computer's CPU.

I wish I could obtain decent drawing skills without having to expend any effort at all.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #230 on: January 22, 2012, 07:09:04 pm »
Wish granted.  You don't know how to write or type anymore.

I wish I knew how to play guitar.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #231 on: January 22, 2012, 07:11:25 pm »
Granted, you feel remorseful that you didn't have to spend effort and kill yourself.

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Granted. You become a rock star and get addicted to a lot of drugs.

I wish I could control fire.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #232 on: January 22, 2012, 08:08:37 pm »
Wish granted.  You have the ability to create and control fire with your mind. Unfortunately, this ability doesn't shut off when you dream and you burn your house down.

I wish that my class didn't rely of fucking stupid Microsoft Office, as I don't have Windows right now and would have to go obtain that bitch or use school computers just to get shit done.  I can't even use the stupid fucking Oriel Fax template right at home. D:<
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #233 on: January 22, 2012, 10:42:59 pm »
Granted, but it now relies on caligraphy.

I wish that we COULD cure stupidity.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #234 on: January 22, 2012, 11:59:14 pm »
Granted. We never use this power.

I wish we did cure stupidity.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #235 on: January 23, 2012, 03:21:26 am »
Wish granted.  Idiocy is still rampant. :P

I wish that I could pause the world to masturbate whenever the hell I felt like it.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #236 on: January 23, 2012, 05:37:52 am »
Granted, but it unpauses itself before you're done.

I wish I had perfect conscious control over my own feelings.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #237 on: January 23, 2012, 09:36:55 am »
Granted. One day, you turn your emotions off and forget to ever turn them back on. You spend the rest of your life a pathetic, emotionless husk.

I wish I had a new car to take me to my new job.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #238 on: January 23, 2012, 03:22:06 pm »
Granted. One day, you turn your emotions off and forget to ever turn them back on. You spend the rest of your life a pathetic, emotionless husk.

I wish I had a new car to take me to my new job.
Granted. It promptly breaks upon arrival, leaving you no way to get home.

I wish I had something to wish for, since the new Lamb of God album has made my life complete.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #239 on: January 23, 2012, 03:41:45 pm »
Granted, everyone you care about is now dead. Your wish to bring them back is corrupted in a ironically fitting manner.

I wish for the ability to transmute people's bodily fluids.
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