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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #210 on: January 21, 2012, 10:10:02 am »
Granted, the episode is nothing but Scootaloo trapped under a rock, crying for help until she is eaten by coyotes.

I wish for a solution to the energy crisis.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #211 on: January 21, 2012, 10:49:36 am »
Wish granted.  The planet goes extinct.  You can't have an energy problem with nobody to consume the energy, right?

I wish I had the best coffee ever.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #212 on: January 21, 2012, 11:01:55 am »
Granted, but the coffee is decaf.

I wish I could control time.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #213 on: January 21, 2012, 11:14:35 am »
Granted. You accidentally leave it on fast-forward and die of old age before you know anything is wrong.

I wish for a new apartment to go with my new job.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #214 on: January 21, 2012, 11:26:45 am »
Granted, but it's infested with roaches.

I wish I could snap my fingers and have my work be finished moving instead of moving stuff piece by piece.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #215 on: January 21, 2012, 12:03:56 pm »
Wish granted.  You suddenly get in a horrible accident that requires your arms to be amputated.

I wish Pinkie Pie was real.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #216 on: January 21, 2012, 03:30:46 pm »
Granted, it's the Pinkie Pie from Cupcakes.

I wish the Santorum Clones would be shot out at the moon.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #217 on: January 22, 2012, 12:57:14 am »
Granted, but the original Santorum remains, and goes on to win the 2012 presidential election.

I wish Santorum would die unexpectedly before that happens.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #218 on: January 22, 2012, 01:15:36 am »
Granted. Bachmann wins instead.

I wish Jon Huntsman would win the GOP nomination.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #219 on: January 22, 2012, 01:21:07 am »
Wish granted.  Then you woke up.

I wish I had a portal gun.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #220 on: January 22, 2012, 06:54:35 am »
Granted. But the only thing you can send is yourself and the only place it opens portals to is Newt Gingrich's love dungeon.

I wish I could erase the mental image I just got of Newt Gingrich's love dungeon.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #221 on: January 22, 2012, 08:41:34 am »
Granted, they're replaced by images of Rick Santorum's Santorum Factory. Enjoy!

I wish for some KFC.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #222 on: January 22, 2012, 09:22:05 am »
Granted. It comes from the on-site KFC at the Santorum Factory.

I wish service at the restaurant I ate at last night was better.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #223 on: January 22, 2012, 11:43:38 am »
Granted.  The food was awful instead.

I wish that there was more to eat at home right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #224 on: January 22, 2012, 11:56:41 am »
Granted.  The food was awful instead.

I wish that there was more to eat at home right now.

Wish granted.  It's all either food you hate or are allergic to.

I wish I knew more bronies IRL.
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