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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2012, 04:46:29 pm »


Huh. Machiavelli. Should be good. *ahem* Therefore a wise prince must devise ways by which his citizens are always and in all circumstances dependant on him and his authority; and then they will always be faithful to him.

Excellent. Devoted harem.
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2012, 05:11:05 pm »


"We said good-bye and I left the office, bought all three afternoon papers and rode a taxi down to the Hall of Justice to get my car out of the lot."
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2012, 06:38:30 pm »


Quote from:  "Denialism" by Michael Specter
Of course not.

Fuck that bullshit, I'm getting another book.

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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2012, 07:13:44 pm »


The book closest to me is my mother's bible.
But what is on page 45?

"Now Abraham moved on from there into the region of the Negev and lived between Kadesh and Shur. "

Da fuck is that even supposed to mean?

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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2012, 07:21:23 pm »


Quote from: American Gods
"Yes," he said.

On the one hand, it looks like I'll be getting some.  On the other hand, I'm straight, so the "he said" bit is a little troubling.
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2012, 07:30:01 pm »

"North America the late part of the Pliocene epoch is recognized by the presence of particular species of fossil deer, voles, and gophers."

My first thought was bestiality, but is it bestiality if the animal is now a rock?

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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2012, 07:32:12 pm »


"You're now free to hit the Purifier, do so with everything you've got!"

Huh... So, what is "the Purifier"?

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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2012, 07:54:50 pm »
Let me try this again with a different book...

Wizard's First Rule
Leaving Kahlan under a spruce tree, Richard started cautiously toward the house, following a serpentine route to stay on the areas of soft needles instead of treading on dry leaves.

...uh. Okay. Erm... DIFFERENT ONE

Star Trek Vanguard: Harbinger
The heavily muscled Starfleet weight-lifting champion mulled his answer for a moment, then said "Mostly space-dock systems, sir. We're still fine-tuning the--"

This isn't helping me...

One last one...

Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors
But for the biblical literalists Lyell posed an awkward problem.

-_- I give up.

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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2012, 08:18:42 pm »


"That settled, Katie congratulated herself on this decision as she slipped between the cold cotton sheets and blew out the lantern."

So...good news?
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2012, 08:26:40 pm »
The rain increased.

LOL
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2012, 08:28:35 pm »
That sounds good, The L (Except my dog is called Katie  :-\ )

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Ooh, I have quite a heap of books beside me. Let's see…

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… natural philosophy in the way a gentleman should, by digging into any suspicious-looking burial mounds he could find in the neighbourhood, filling up his lizard press with as many rare species as he could collect, and drying samples of any flowers he could find before they became extinct.

What?  ???  Terry Pratchett (Snuff) is obviously not inspiring.

Next book:

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I understood neuroanatomically that my motor cortex had been affected and I was fortunate that within a few minutes, the deadness of my right arm abated.

That sounds even worse.   :o  Thank you, Dr. Jill Bolte Taylor (My Stroke of Insight) but no thanks.

How about this one:

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Chapter 2 showed how the human eye, working by selelctive breeding over many generations, sculpted and kneaded dog flesh to assume a bewildering variety of forms, colours, sizes and behaviour patterns.

Nope, that doesn't seem promising either, thank you Richard Dawkins (The Greatest Show on Earth).

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When Andy was a teenager, he freely interacted with adult males.

Hmmm…  :-\ No thank you, Temple Grandin (Making Animals Happy; the chapter is about dogs) I think I'll stop there.   :(

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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2012, 08:37:32 pm »


I forgot to tell mine:

Corbin Fisher: Amateur College Men

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German Verb Table

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Sich feuen - to be pleased (weak, takes haben)

3000 Years of Chinese Painting

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Zhong Bing (375-443) interpreted a painting as art intermediary between the viewer and a profound philosophical or cosmological principle.48

So, tantra sex with male models? Fuck yeah!
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Re: Your sex life according to page 45
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2012, 08:55:17 pm »



From Le Comte de Monte-Cristo

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Necessitates my immediate  departure for Paris.

I guess it means ill lose my virginity in Paris France hell if i know