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Offline Jacob Harrison

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More proof that Catholicism is true
« on: July 26, 2018, 02:24:55 pm »
It is said that the Popes are the successors to St. Peter the Apostle as the Vicar of Christ. If you look on the wikipedia article on the List of Popes, you will see that the succession is historically traced back to Peter proving that Peter was truly the first Pope.

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Re: More proof that Catholicism is true
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2018, 03:51:31 pm »
So how does this involve your second cousin's shapely ass in jeans?

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Re: More proof that Catholicism is true
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2018, 05:15:08 pm »
Jacob: Oiiiink oink oink oink oink oink!
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Re: More proof that Catholicism is true
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2018, 05:44:14 pm »
You're gonna win conveŕts by boring people?

"Stop blathering about the pontiffs potty chamber FFS and the royal rituals for cleaning it. I'll eat the damned wafer!"

This may be your most potent tactic yet. Nobody can say you don't bore effectively!

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Re: More proof that Catholicism is true
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2018, 07:13:49 pm »
You're gonna win conveŕts by boring people?

"Stop blathering about the pontiffs potty chamber FFS and the royal rituals for cleaning it. I'll eat the damned wafer!"

This may be your most potent tactic yet. Nobody can say you don't bore effectively!

No, I gave proof that the line of Popes is traced all the way back to St Peter. It baffles me how non Catholics don’t understand this. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_popes

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Re: More proof that Catholicism is true
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2018, 07:47:18 pm »
Hey, dumbfuck.  Got a direct question for you.  If the Popes can be genetically traced back to St. Peter the Closeted, why are they elected?

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Re: More proof that Catholicism is true
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2018, 09:03:47 pm »
You're gonna win conveŕts by boring people?

"Stop blathering about the pontiffs potty chamber FFS and the royal rituals for cleaning it. I'll eat the damned wafer!"

This may be your most potent tactic yet. Nobody can say you don't bore effectively!

No, I gave proof that the line of Popes is traced all the way back to St Peter. It baffles me how non Catholics don’t understand this. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_popes
You didn't bore me with your list of pretentious, pompous pedos in stupid hats? Really? Explain to me how I'm not bored, Jacob!
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Re: More proof that Catholicism is true
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2018, 09:45:43 pm »
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Seriously, this does not IN ANY WAY prove that Catholicism is true.
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Re: More proof that Catholicism is true
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2018, 10:06:28 pm »
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Seriously, this does not IN ANY WAY prove that Catholicism is true.

It proves that there has been a Catholic Church under a papacy going back to the time of Christ which validates Christianity and specifically Catholicism.

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Re: More proof that Catholicism is true
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2018, 10:09:39 pm »
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Seriously, this does not IN ANY WAY prove that Catholicism is true.

It proves that there has been a Catholic Church under a papacy going back to the time of Christ which validates Christianity and specifically Catholicism.

...that doesn't prove Jesus existed, never mind that any of the supernatural claims are true. Without that, you have absolutely nothing--and you haven't proved it anywhere else, either.
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

Quote from: Supreme Court of Canada
Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: More proof that Catholicism is true
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2018, 10:28:39 pm »
Jacob are you ignoring my direct question you little toad sniffer?

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Re: More proof that Catholicism is true
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2018, 10:36:36 pm »
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Seriously, this does not IN ANY WAY prove that Catholicism is true.

It proves that there has been a Catholic Church under a papacy going back to the time of Christ which validates Christianity and specifically Catholicism.
Yes, and the rich beneficiaries of a centuries old pyramid scheme are going to be honest about their rackets history. Jacob, more fetishes and mad schemes and less thuddingly dull psuedo-historical lists, please. Your Borat persona has jumped the shark. Say "oink" a few more times and you might get our attention.

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Re: More proof that Catholicism is true
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2018, 12:23:44 am »
Yeah he should make a sequel to the Oink video where he rolls around in some mud.
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Re: More proof that Catholicism is true
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2018, 01:51:57 am »
Yeah he should make a sequel to the Oink video where he rolls around in some mud.
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Re: More proof that Catholicism is true
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2018, 01:59:44 am »
Christianity is based on the idea that Jesus was God.

However Jesus did not think he was God

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hwuLi_0qxw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hwuLi_0qxw</a>

Therefore either christianity is wrong, or Jesus was.