There will be some woman in the Tolpuddle Martyr Australian Republican Foundation who will consent.
Ok, so you want me to get a bunch of hippy chicks, punk girls, teachers, academics, trade unionist women and geeks. Assemble them in a bar under false pretenses of a ladies pub trivia night, hold the turkey baster aloft like Excalibur and ask which one of them wants to be impregnated with the seed of a king?
Also, to lie back and think of England!
Don’t you think at least one of the women will agree to marry the heir and be impregnated with his seed? Tell them that since she will become part of the future royal family, she will become very rich.
Dude, your list of women depends on me. They would be cut from the same lefty, nerdy cloth-rather similar to the FSTDT women who recoiled at the very concept of you and any woman would first have to be convinced of the chances of success of your mad little scheme.
Shall we do that survey now?
Well the amount of money she will get by being part of the royal family will certainly be a motivation.
Ok, Jake. Your plan revolves around a woman being both cartoonishly greedy and dumber than anything in the Annelida phylum and were sure there's nothing innately misogynist about that. Regardless.
If you found the most greedy, ruthless, sociopathic, gold digging, sugar-babe harpy imaginable and presented your plan, as described to us to said woman
this would happen.
And it would be glorious!