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Why would the descendants of Yorkists have more right to the throne than the people their ancestors stole the lands from?

Also, if you are going to go back to Romans and declaring them the legal owners of Britain you are going to get a bit of a problem. You see the last remaining "legal" rulership that remained of the Roman empire was the government of Duchy of Finland. After Tsar was deposed in Russia Finland became de-facto the last remaining bastion of Rome but the government of Finland was also deposed and replaced in the civil war and because the winning side made their own government rather than giving power to the elected government of Finland from year earlier when it was still an autonomous part of Russia this was also an illegal change of rulership.

AND because the last remaining bastion of Rome was democratic there is no one to inherit the "legitimate" position of ruler of Rome as the leadership changed hands through elections rather than by inheriting the position.

Because after the sack of Rome, the Western Roman Empire(since the Roman Empire was divided into two after Theodosius’s death) was gone with nobody left to inherit the land. Western Europe was taken over by barbarian tribes and then tribes later united to form Kingdoms such as England in 927 after Æthelstan liberated England from the Danes uniting the Anglo Saxons. The Yorkists were descended from him.

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You're too late, pommyland is already run by an Aussie toff-his name's Rupert Murdoch! As for that other bloke, why the fuck would he want to leave somewhere sunny for where Britain is headed after May and Co. drive Britain off the Brexit cliff?

In any.case, aren't you here to root for Grand Moff Tarkin? In Australian that means with your cuz, in skin-tight Faberges.at

Your right. He probably wouldn’t. That is why I need you to found an organization that can kidnap him. Force him to get married and if he refuses sex with her, force him to masturbate so that his semen can be put in his wife without it having to be rape so that he can produce heirs that can be raised by the organization. Have members of the organization  emigrate to the UK and run in political offices. Have them join both political parties, to infiltrate parliament but to keep the plan a secret. Then once they get elected, they can pass a law making his eldest son King, and to give Scotland independence since the King is the heir to the throne of England not Scotland. Then England with it’s powerful army can invade Ireland and France.

In exchange for doing it, since you earlier complained about the Queen’s Governor General interfering in Australian politics, England will allow Australia to become a Republic since the legitimate heirs to the English throne never ruled Australia.

How does that sound?

>forcing a man to masturbate
>not rape


Say what?
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You're too late, pommyland is already run by an Aussie toff-his name's Rupert Murdoch! As for that other bloke, why the fuck would he want to leave somewhere sunny for where Britain is headed after May and Co. drive Britain off the Brexit cliff?

In any.case, aren't you here to root for Grand Moff Tarkin? In Australian that means with your cuz, in skin-tight Faberges.at

Your right. He probably wouldn’t. That is why I need you to found an organization that can kidnap him. Force him to get married and if he refuses sex with her, force him to masturbate so that his semen can be put in his wife without it having to be rape so that he can produce heirs that can be raised by the organization. Have members of the organization  emigrate to the UK and run in political offices. Have them join both political parties, to infiltrate parliament but to keep the plan a secret. Then once they get elected, they can pass a law making his eldest son King, and to give Scotland independence since the King is the heir to the throne of England not Scotland. Then England with it’s powerful army can invade Ireland and France.

In exchange for doing it, since you earlier complained about the Queen’s Governor General interfering in Australian politics, England will allow Australia to become a Republic since the legitimate heirs to the English throne never ruled Australia.

How does that sound?
Your plan to save the British is to kidnap an Aussie with a funny surname and some poor English lass take them both to a dungeon in England. Force him to fap at gunpoint and then rape the woman with a turkey baster? And think I'm going to help you?

After that you want to invade most of western Europe, because of course you do! And you think all this will give you legitimacy with the British public? You are completely and irretrievably deranged!

And yeah I'd rather keep the old bats face on our coinage. I think you just found a way to make Australian monarchists tolerable!
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You're too late, pommyland is already run by an Aussie toff-his name's Rupert Murdoch! As for that other bloke, why the fuck would he want to leave somewhere sunny for where Britain is headed after May and Co. drive Britain off the Brexit cliff?

In any.case, aren't you here to root for Grand Moff Tarkin? In Australian that means with your cuz, in skin-tight Faberges.at

Your right. He probably wouldn’t. That is why I need you to found an organization that can kidnap him. Force him to get married and if he refuses sex with her, force him to masturbate so that his semen can be put in his wife without it having to be rape so that he can produce heirs that can be raised by the organization. Have members of the organization  emigrate to the UK and run in political offices. Have them join both political parties, to infiltrate parliament but to keep the plan a secret. Then once they get elected, they can pass a law making his eldest son King, and to give Scotland independence since the King is the heir to the throne of England not Scotland. Then England with it’s powerful army can invade Ireland and France.

In exchange for doing it, since you earlier complained about the Queen’s Governor General interfering in Australian politics, England will allow Australia to become a Republic since the legitimate heirs to the English throne never ruled Australia.

How does that sound?
Your plan to save the British is to kidnap an Aussie with a funny surname and some poor English lass take them both to a dungeon in England. Force him to fap at gunpoint and then rape the woman with a turkey baster? And think I'm going to help you?

After that you want to invade most of western Europe, because of course you do! And you think all this will give you legitimacy with the British public? You are completely and irretrievably deranged!

And yeah I'd rather keep the old bats face on our coinage. I think you just found a way to make Australian monarchists tolerable!

Well actually you can have the forced masterbation done in Australia. The woman involved will consent to marrying the man. And the British will  not know about the plan until the son of Simon Hastings is made King because as I said, the members of the organization will immigrate to Britain and gradually infiltrate parliament, not telling the British about the plan.

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Please remember your plan hinges on a cranky old socialist, atheist educator who loathes the very notion of royalty forming Kingsmen, on a teacher's wage, tooling up and enacting mission impossible in order to restore absolute monarchy and old Christendom to Europe, which is on the other side of the planet from me.

It also depends on you getting the consent of a real live woman to get turkey-basted with the ill-gotten spooge of an unwilling Australian aristocrat screaming from a dungeon stage left.

I see a flaw in your cunning plan!
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Australia (like ANY OTHER COMMONWEALTH REALM, including the UK) can become a republic (or choose another monarch) whenever it wants to: by voting on it. For that matter, they did. The referendum failed for various reasons, but they did vote on it.

Also, the question of who the monarch is became irrelevant once Parliament established its supremacy (particularly once the Commons established its supremacy over the Lords with the Parliament Act 1911). As long as they're competent (at staying out of politics) and don't make a total ass of themselves it really Does Not Matter.
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Please remember your plan hinges on a cranky old socialist, atheist educator who loathes the very notion of royalty forming Kingsmen, on a teacher's wage, tooling up and enacting mission impossible in order to restore absolute monarchy and old Christendom to Europe, which is on the other side of the planet from me.

It also depends on you getting the consent of a real live woman to get turkey-basted with the ill-gotten spooge of an unwilling Australian aristocrat screaming from a dungeon stage left.

I see a flaw in your cunning plan!

Well your follow Ausied are never going to vote on abolishing the monarchy so the only way Australia can become your Republican utopia is for you to help my plan to restore the true English monarchy. And there will be some woman in the large organization who will consent to the plan.

You should found the Tolpuddle Martyr Australian Republican Foundation, which will attract lots of Australian Republicans as members.

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Please remember your plan hinges on a cranky old socialist, atheist educator who loathes the very notion of royalty forming Kingsmen, on a teacher's wage, tooling up and enacting mission impossible in order to restore absolute monarchy and old Christendom to Europe, which is on the other side of the planet from me.

It also depends on you getting the consent of a real live woman to get turkey-basted with the ill-gotten spooge of an unwilling Australian aristocrat screaming from a dungeon stage left.

I see a flaw in your cunning plan!

Well your follow Ausied are never going to vote on abolishing the monarchy so the only way Australia can become your Republican utopia is for you to help my plan to restore the true English monarchy. And there will be some woman in the large organization who will consent to the plan.

You should found the Tolpuddle Martyr Australian Republican Foundation, which will attract lots of Australian Republicans as members.
Yes, Republicans for Absolute Monarchy. It makes a "Jacob Harrison" kind of sense!

And sunshine, we've witnessed your attempts to get women to consent on this board. How's the battle for hearts, minds and converts going by the way?

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Please remember your plan hinges on a cranky old socialist, atheist educator who loathes the very notion of royalty forming Kingsmen, on a teacher's wage, tooling up and enacting mission impossible in order to restore absolute monarchy and old Christendom to Europe, which is on the other side of the planet from me.

It also depends on you getting the consent of a real live woman to get turkey-basted with the ill-gotten spooge of an unwilling Australian aristocrat screaming from a dungeon stage left.

I see a flaw in your cunning plan!

Well your follow Ausied are never going to vote on abolishing the monarchy so the only way Australia can become your Republican utopia is for you to help my plan to restore the true English monarchy. And there will be some woman in the large organization who will consent to the plan.

You should found the Tolpuddle Martyr Australian Republican Foundation, which will attract lots of Australian Republicans as members.
Yes, Republicans for Absolute Monarchy. It makes a "Jacob Harrison" kind of sense!

And sunshine, we've witnessed your attempts to get women to consent on this board. How's the battle for hearts, minds and converts going by the way?

Well most members of the Foundation won’t know about the true plan. All most of the initiated members will know is that members of the society will infiltrate British parliament so that Australia can be made a Republic by legal means. You will create the foundation to attract members to the society.  There will be specially chosen members who swear oaths of secrecy who will be involved in the kidnapping, and infiltrating of the British parliament.

There will be some woman in the Tolpuddle Martyr Australian Republican Foundation who will consent.

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Thanks, Jacob. I haven't laughed that hard in months.

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HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH STAR WARS OR FUCKING SECOND COUSINS!?

Ironbite-seriously.

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There will be some woman in the Tolpuddle Martyr Australian Republican Foundation who will consent.
Ok, so you want me to get a bunch of hippy chicks, punk girls, teachers, academics, trade unionist women and geeks. Assemble them in a bar under false pretenses of a ladies pub trivia night, hold the turkey baster aloft like Excalibur and ask which one of them wants to be impregnated with the seed of a king?

Also, to lie back and think of England!

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There will be some woman in the Tolpuddle Martyr Australian Republican Foundation who will consent.
Ok, so you want me to get a bunch of hippy chicks, punk girls, teachers, academics, trade unionist women and geeks. Assemble them in a bar under false pretenses of a ladies pub trivia night, hold the turkey baster aloft like Excalibur and ask which one of them wants to be impregnated with the seed of a king?

Also, to lie back and think of England!

Don’t you think at least one of the women will agree to marry the heir and be impregnated with his seed? Tell them that since she will become part of the future royal family, she will become very rich.

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There will be some woman in the Tolpuddle Martyr Australian Republican Foundation who will consent.
Ok, so you want me to get a bunch of hippy chicks, punk girls, teachers, academics, trade unionist women and geeks. Assemble them in a bar under false pretenses of a ladies pub trivia night, hold the turkey baster aloft like Excalibur and ask which one of them wants to be impregnated with the seed of a king?

Also, to lie back and think of England!

Don’t you think at least one of the women will agree to marry the heir and be impregnated with his seed? Tell them that since she will become part of the future royal family, she will become very rich.
Dude, your list of women depends on me. They would be cut from the same lefty, nerdy cloth-rather similar to the FSTDT women who recoiled at the very concept of you and any woman would first have to be convinced of the chances of success of your mad little scheme.

Shall we do that survey now?

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I don't think I've seen a more deluded, far-out-fucking-bonkers idea for how to fix the government since He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named protesting naked with a set of bongo drums demanding that virgin men be given wives by the government.