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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #120 on: July 01, 2012, 09:16:33 pm »
Sandman, if you could relive one day of your life, what day would that be?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #121 on: July 01, 2012, 10:14:01 pm »
Is there a problem that can't be solved by a tank?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #122 on: July 01, 2012, 11:11:19 pm »
SpaceProg, that is no a question.

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No. Can't say as it does. Never really bothered me. Nope. Nay. Nyet.

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My wedding day.

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Yes. Quicksand.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #123 on: July 02, 2012, 12:30:34 am »
Yeah it was.  Have you ever heard the song Celtic Sonant?

Eh, never mind. 

Sorry for interrupting.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #124 on: July 02, 2012, 08:15:56 am »
No, I haven't. But I will be sure to check it out.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #125 on: July 02, 2012, 09:50:13 am »
I think you'll like it.
Why did you choose Cave Johnson as an av?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #126 on: July 02, 2012, 10:59:56 am »
Because according to my friends, I pretty much AM Cave Johnson, if Cave was Scottish. I had those exact 'burns when I was younger.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #127 on: July 02, 2012, 11:40:42 am »
Are you expecting to get your epic 'stache back any time soon?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #128 on: July 02, 2012, 01:10:50 pm »
If at all possible.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #129 on: July 02, 2012, 02:07:32 pm »
Sandman,

You have 6 top priorities, 5 second priorities and no authority. How do you prioritize your day?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #130 on: July 02, 2012, 02:21:28 pm »
At my age? I tell the next guy to get off his ass and take care of the 6 top priorities, screw the next five, and take off early to catch a ball game.

But if I had no authority? I've been in that situation before. I would bust my ass and get all that shit done, 'cause We Scots don't know the meaning of the word failure. Seriously, we don't. Angus MacBain was the only guy with a dictionary and he used it all for TP last winter.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #131 on: July 02, 2012, 02:39:57 pm »
Quote from: sandman on July 02, 2012, 02:21:28 pm
I would bust my ass and get all that shit done, 'cause We Scots don't know the meaning of the word failure.
I believe it would be defined as "be battered to a pulp by the English and forced to be their bitch pretty much until the collapse of western civilisation, if that".
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #132 on: July 02, 2012, 04:10:57 pm »
All part of the long term plan, my friend, all part of the long term plan. I would tell you about it, but then I'd have to kill you 'cause ya ain't a Scot.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #133 on: July 02, 2012, 07:57:40 pm »
I'm part Scot, does that count?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #134 on: July 02, 2012, 08:20:32 pm »
Me too!  I even have a Robert the Bruce flag.  Lion Rampant and everythin'
Will you tell us Scottish-Americans/Canadians/whatever?
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