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Re: If you could tell the ancients one thing...
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2012, 04:54:41 pm »
Failing that, I'd just teach them a few songs of my choice and hope they see it as some sort of religious revelation. Just so archaeologists can discover some ancient civilisation whose holy men would sing "I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole, I'm digging a hole" in praise of their gods.

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Re: If you could tell the ancients one thing...
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2012, 08:08:01 pm »
Don't vote conservative, never listen to the religious and everything else will be ok.

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Re: If you could tell the ancients one thing...
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2012, 09:48:19 am »
To pre-Columbus Native Americans:

Never trust anyone who wears more than you do.
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Re: If you could tell the ancients one thing...
« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2012, 07:49:20 pm »
To pre-Columbus Native Americans:

Never trust anyone who wears more than you do.

Kill anyone who looks like me. 
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Re: If you could tell the ancients one thing...
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2012, 08:49:30 pm »
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Re: If you could tell the ancients one thing...
« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2012, 08:53:08 pm »
This chant shall call forth the gods:

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