My brother is this variety of nutter, and he always gets mad when I point out that if the government was actually poisoning the air/plotting to take away MUH GUNZ/putting people in FEMA death camps/designing a new strain of Ebola that would turn people into gay liberals/whatever ridiculous thing the loons* are yodeling** about this week, anyone who said anything about it without government approval would get shot.
*I am ashamed for insulting my state bird in this way.
**That's what a loon call is called, a yodel.