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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #780 on: July 11, 2012, 10:45:53 pm »


Because you know, straight folks are all oppressed an all.

Are you sure these guys aren't being ironic/sarcastic?  I can see this as being supportive of gay equality in that way.

Nope. Been on their Facebook. They fucking hate us gay folks because we "oppress" them.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #781 on: July 11, 2012, 11:20:48 pm »


Because you know, straight folks are all oppressed an all.

WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE WHITE STRAIGHT PEOPLE?

Seriously, how this is not a joke is simply astounding. I mean this is the sexual preference equivalent of that bullshit "Christian persecution" meme.

Oh yes, and try to find a single society that suppresses heterosexual activity. There are societies that even violently oppress Christians (the United States is NOT one of them), but this is simply ridiculous.

But as Quasirodent said, it might be Poe. Sorry guys, but I take the internet very seriously. That doesn't mean I don't sometimes laugh at the massive stupidity of the internet.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #782 on: July 12, 2012, 01:01:17 am »


leave it to Focus on the Family to decide being treated equally as a sinister plot against them.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #783 on: July 12, 2012, 02:03:28 am »


Because you know, straight folks are all oppressed an all.

It sure is hard having the vast majority of society cater to one's demographic.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #784 on: July 12, 2012, 02:10:14 am »
I can tell it's anti-Gay because it uses a survey taken from the... 50's?  70's?

Namely, that homosexuals only make up about 5% of the population.

For some reason, anti-gay argumentalists (yay for made up words) like to cite that statistic despite its age.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #785 on: July 12, 2012, 02:15:22 am »
Probably from people intentionally searching only for stats and info that supports their stance, without bothering to check the validity of the sources.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #786 on: July 12, 2012, 03:21:24 am »
Another one:



I'm fairly sure you never had to be in the closet. Either at home or at large in the public sphere.

When I first saw that, my first thought was "heterosexual awareness week, supporting back street abortions"

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #787 on: July 12, 2012, 03:36:55 am »
I thought it was an abortion thing at first, too.

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #788 on: July 12, 2012, 04:12:52 am »
I can tell it's anti-Gay because it uses a survey taken from the... 50's?  70's?

Namely, that homosexuals only make up about 5% of the population.

For some reason, anti-gay argumentalists (yay for made up words) like to cite that statistic despite its age.
Also, it's jumping from 4.2% gays straight (heh) to 95.8% heteros.
That said, I've stopped trying to anticipate what people around here want a while ago, I've found it makes things smoother.
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #789 on: July 12, 2012, 05:16:47 am »
I can tell it's anti-Gay because it uses a survey taken from the... 50's?  70's?

Namely, that homosexuals only make up about 5% of the population.

For some reason, anti-gay argumentalists (yay for made up words) like to cite that statistic despite its age.
Also, it's jumping from 4.2% gays straight (heh) to 95.8% heteros.

That too
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #790 on: July 12, 2012, 05:26:15 am »
It's Herterosexual Awareness Month! 
You have oppressed our right to oppress you long enough! 
You have hindered our attempts to hinder your attempts at equal rights long enough! 
We will no longer be silent!

We're straight! We Hate! Get used to it!

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #791 on: July 12, 2012, 06:40:32 am »
I thought it was an abortion thing at first, too.

Can you do a back-alley abortion with a plastic hanger? ;)
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #792 on: July 12, 2012, 07:52:14 am »
I suppose you could if you tried hard enough...  :o

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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #793 on: July 12, 2012, 09:13:10 am »
You can do anything if you just believe!
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Re: Dumbest Protest Signs
« Reply #794 on: July 12, 2012, 10:35:37 am »
I thought it was an abortion thing at first, too.

Can you do a back-alley abortion with a plastic hanger? ;)

Possibly, if you actually beat the woman about the uterus until she miscarries.  Not really the same thing though