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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #510 on: November 05, 2013, 09:09:58 pm »
I nominate the deep-sea hatchetfish. Bulgy eyes, more teeth than the Osmond family, and a face not even its mother could love... Yikes.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #511 on: November 06, 2013, 05:05:07 am »
Pinkie Pie.

You are given the chance to become a powerful sorceror, but this requires the sacrifice of an animal such as a dog, badger, large bird etc. every four months. Do you take this opportunity?
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« Reply #512 on: November 06, 2013, 06:10:30 am »
Pinkie Pie.

You are given the chance to become a powerful sorceror, but this requires the sacrifice of an animal such as a dog, badger, large bird etc. every four months. Do you take this opportunity?

Yes, I eat meat, so I would just replace some of the meat I already eat with animal sacrifice.

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« Reply #513 on: November 06, 2013, 06:39:02 am »
The alligator gar.

If you became the emperor/empress of the world, what would be your first edict?
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« Reply #514 on: November 06, 2013, 11:40:42 am »
Affordable, competent healthcare for everyone.

When was the last time you kissed someone?
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« Reply #515 on: November 06, 2013, 06:35:19 pm »
I'd say a year ago with my ex girlfriend.


How much money would it take for you to do something morally wrong?

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« Reply #516 on: November 06, 2013, 07:01:59 pm »
Depends what kind of money (and what kind of morals) we're talking, but I'm half-seriously considering becoming a professional assassin. Good pay, flexible hours, never a dull moment... Of course, it's got its risks, but there's always a demand for someone to disappear.

What is your favorite breed of dog?
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« Reply #517 on: November 07, 2013, 12:57:30 am »
Shitzu. I find them extremely adorable.

What does the fox say?
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« Reply #518 on: November 07, 2013, 03:50:54 am »
They kind of yip and yowl like most small dogs, if you want an honest answer.

How did Noah manage to fit all those animals aboard the Ark?

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« Reply #519 on: November 07, 2013, 08:17:39 pm »
The entrance to the lower deck was actually a quantum portal leading to a number of seperate pocket dimensions in which he kept the animals.

Why does the Bible say that bats are birds?
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« Reply #520 on: November 07, 2013, 08:30:31 pm »
It's based entirely on the premise that there's an invisible man in the sky who's constantly watching you and loves you so much that he'll roast you alive for all eternity, should you ever swear or masturbate or fart in public. You really can't expect much in the way of sound reasoning in that mess.

Would you ever consider it appropriate to yell at inanimate objects?

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« Reply #521 on: November 07, 2013, 09:19:47 pm »
If robots become sentient and one of them's a big enough jackass, yes.

If robots have reached that point, are they still inanimate objects?
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« Reply #522 on: November 07, 2013, 11:43:04 pm »
No, because if they are sentient enough to be jackasses, then they aren't objects any more than we are haunches of meat.

What is your favourite work of science fiction?
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« Reply #523 on: November 07, 2013, 11:54:31 pm »
The Mass Effect series, except for the parts that are shit.

What's your most interesting scar story,
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« Reply #524 on: November 08, 2013, 12:38:35 am »
Actually, the lack of story is the most interesting part. I suffered pneumonia in the summer of 2012 and almost died, and between the time I was admitted to the hospital's ICU and when my parents flew in to see me in recovery, I still have a completely blank space in my memory. At some point during that gap I acquired a huge creepy black mark on my right arm that is still visible as a faded blemish over a year later. I have yet to figure out what caused it.

Although the memory gap is what bothers me the most.

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