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Title: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Shawn Jackson on December 23, 2018, 08:54:45 pm
Hi first of all, I am not Jacob Harrison. Our IP’s only matched because I was at his house that day using his WiFi. Anyway Since Art Vandelay admitted that he was messing with me with his “curses foiled again comment”, me and Jacob wrote this humiliating story that takes place in the parallel universe as revenge. It is a prequel to Jacob’s Halloween Story.

It was December 24, 2017 in the parallel universe. Art Vandelay was driving through Sydney Australia when he saw that a Catholic Church were handing out Christmas decorated cookies.

“Mmm, those cookies look delicious,” he said.

He got out of his car and walked up to the nuns who were handing out the cookies.

“Me want cookies,” he said.

“Are you a member of the Church?” asked one of the nuns.

“No, I am atheist but I came here for the cookies.”

“I’m sorry but these are Christmas cookies and Christmas is a Christian holiday.”

“Fuck your religion! These cookies are mine!” He then grabbed the cookies.

Before he was able to eat him, the nuns grabbed him, took the cookies back, pinned him to the ground and spanked him.

“Take that you immoral atheist thief!” they said. Art went home crying.

“Those fucking Catholics! I’ll show them! I’ll be like the Grinch and steal presents from a Catholic  family!”

So that night he disguised himself as Santa Claus and broke into the house of a Catholic family he knew, by climbing up a ladder onto the roof and going down the chimney.

He went into the house. A young boy in the family said “Santa!”

“Ho! Ho! Ho!” said Art. “Now go back to bed little boy, and tomorrow you will see what presents I brought.”

After the boy went to bed, Art started packing up the presents in a bag. All of a sudden he heard a thump on the roof. He then heard jingling bells and someone coming down the chimney. Out came the real Santa Claus.

“You do exist.”

“Yes,” said Santa. “I am bringing additional presents that their parents did not pack. And what the fuck are you doing here imposter!”

“I was uh, also delivering additional presents.”

“I think that you are trying to steal their presents! Now get out before I will make it known that you are trespassing. I myself will be excused for doing so because they will see the reindeer outside.”

Art tried running away but Santa grabbed him. It led to a fight and Art accidentally knocked a candle over. The house caught on fire. Luckily the alarm sounded and the family evacuated. Santa walked out still grabbing Art. The reindeer immediately got off the roof and went into the front yard.

“Santa exists!” the parents exclaimed.

“Yes,” said Santa. “And this imposter broke in and tried to steal your presents.”

“I came to take them from you because I am upset with Catholics because of what they did to me today. I fulfilled my goal of getting rid of your presents because they are now burning in the fire.”

“We are not going to cry over it” said the father “because us Christians know that presents are not the true meaning of Christmas. The true meaning is Jesus.”

They then started singing Hark the Harold Angels Sing.

“And now, I will give you your just punishment for this” said Santa. He stuffed Art in a package and took him away in his sleigh. The package was taken to another house

On Christmas morning, the package was opened. The person who opened the package was Jackie O, one of Australia’s most hated celebrities.

“Hello there,” said Jackie O. Your my greatest Christmas present this year.”

Jackie O then proceeded to rape Art. He later reported it to the police but they did not believe him because it is uncommon for a woman to rape a man. He became famous for the rape accusation and the fact that a Fstdt Forums member from Australia became famous gave Lana Reverse/Bethicia the idea to have him and Tolpuddle Martyr’s souls get harvested to gain more power which happened in this story. http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=8092.0
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 23, 2018, 09:06:48 pm
Hi first of all, I am not Jacob Harrison. Our IP’s only matched because I was at his house that day using his WiFi. Anyway Since Art Vandelay admitted that he was messing with me with his “curses foiled again comment”, me and Jacob wrote this humiliating story that takes place in the parallel universe as revenge. It is a prequel to Jacob’s Halloween Story.
No, you misunderstood. What I meant was that I was foiled in my quest to impart some rather important knowledge to you.

Also, that's not what happened in a parallel universe. That's actually exactly what I did last year in this universe. Come on, you really need to get your shit together.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Shawn Jackson on December 23, 2018, 09:13:41 pm
Hi first of all, I am not Jacob Harrison. Our IP’s only matched because I was at his house that day using his WiFi. Anyway Since Art Vandelay admitted that he was messing with me with his “curses foiled again comment”, me and Jacob wrote this humiliating story that takes place in the parallel universe as revenge. It is a prequel to Jacob’s Halloween Story.
No, you misunderstood. What I meant was that I was foiled in my quest to impart some rather important knowledge to you.

Also, that's not what happened in a parallel universe. That's actually exactly what I did last year in this universe. Come on, you really need to get your shit together.

Ok. I sure hope your telling the truth and if I find out your not, then me and Jacob may need to come up with another revenge plan. I was taking notes about escape and freedom while watching the Skyrim like you told me to, and the player playing Skyrim chose to join the Stormcloaks who want freedom from the Empire. Am I on the right track?

Also, the fact that it mentioned that this is prequel to the Halloween story proves that it took place in the parallel universe because you died in the Halloween story while your alive in this universe, proving that these stories happened in the parallel universe.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 23, 2018, 09:20:55 pm
Ok. I sure hope your telling the truth and if I find out your not, then me and Jacob May need to write another story. I was taking notes about escape and freedomhile watching the Skyrim like you told me to, and the player playing Skyrim chose to join the Stormcloaks who want freedom from the Empire. Am I on the right track?
You are indeed. Just make absolutely sure you don't miss anything, and by the end of it, you should be good.
Also, the fact that it mentioned that this is prequel to the Halloween story proves that it took place in the parallel universe because you died in the Halloween story while your alive in this universe, proving that these stories happened in the parallel universe.
So you're telling me that by complete coincidence, my parallel self and my regular self just so happened to do exactly the same thing last year, including being forced into the vagina of a "celebrity" that no one has even thought about in over ten years? Well, I guess it's true what they say, the more things change, the more things stay the same.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: davedan on December 23, 2018, 09:31:08 pm
This is another profile made in June. This is some fucking elaborate planning.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Shawn Jackson on December 23, 2018, 09:33:44 pm
Ok. I sure hope your telling the truth and if I find out your not, then me and Jacob May need to write another story. I was taking notes about escape and freedomhile watching the Skyrim like you told me to, and the player playing Skyrim chose to join the Stormcloaks who want freedom from the Empire. Am I on the right track?
You are indeed. Just make absolutely sure you don't miss anything, and by the end of it, you should be good.
Also, the fact that it mentioned that this is prequel to the Halloween story proves that it took place in the parallel universe because you died in the Halloween story while your alive in this universe, proving that these stories happened in the parallel universe.
So you're telling me that by complete coincidence, my parallel self and my regular self just so happened to do exactly the same thing last year, including being forced into the vagina of a "celebrity" that no one has even thought about in over ten years? Well, I guess it's true what they say, the more things change, the more things stay the same.

Me and Jacob did research on the internet and thought that it showed that Jackie O is one of Australia’s most hated celebrities which would make it a huge punishment by Santa when he delivered you to her house to be raped by her.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 23, 2018, 09:55:32 pm
Me and Jacob did research on the internet and thought that it showed that Jackie O is one of Australia’s most hated celebrities which would make it a huge punishment by Santa when he delivered you to her house to be raped by her.
Eh, you'd have been better off with Kyle Sandilands, methinks.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: davedan on December 23, 2018, 10:18:23 pm
They probably decided that Jackie O had a better chance of raping you.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 24, 2018, 08:15:21 am
Get a new hobby.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: rookie on December 24, 2018, 09:16:38 am
Wait. So your revenge plans revolve around writing short stories where a character based on a guy you know from the internet gets embarrassed? Damn, i can't hang out with you guys. You play too rough!
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on December 24, 2018, 01:57:57 pm
Jacob has a thing for rapey slashfic where women rape dudes, totally normal. Nothing to see here.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 24, 2018, 08:18:47 pm
Just FYI, my Christmas this year was very similar to last years. Only now, it was the corpse of Stan Zemanek who had his way with me at Santa's behest.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: davedan on December 26, 2018, 10:25:20 am
I didn't know Stan was dead?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 26, 2018, 07:39:31 pm
Yeah. What, you never saw this absolute gem back in the day?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtxqohNtLIg
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: davedan on December 26, 2018, 09:14:58 pm
That was fantastic. I was thinking of Sam Kekovich not Stan Zemanek anyway.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on December 26, 2018, 09:18:02 pm
Ah. Yeah, I'm reasonably sure the lamb guy is still kicking about.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on December 28, 2018, 05:02:27 am
Jacob has a thing for rapey slashfic where women rape dudes, totally normal. Nothing to see here.

Totally normal rape fantasy fanfiction written by an absolutely normal good boy.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 08, 2019, 09:29:01 pm
Hello I am Peter Andrews, another friend of Jacob Harrison. Jacob Harrison has something important to say to Art Vandelay.
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I think me, Jacob and Shawn finally solved your puzzle and found the meaning of all the videos you posted.

We both watched all 4 hours of the Skyrim video. The player joined the Stormcloaks who are fighting for freedom against the Empire which is suppressing their religious freedom to worship of the god Talos because they are in league with the Thalmor.

The Dragons have risen from the dead. In ancient days they enslaved the humans but humans gained their freedom when Kyne gave humans the ability to use Dragon Shouts.

Freedom and escape is a theme in the Lucas the Spider video when Lucas the spider escaped from the trap.

This is related to your sinful atheist beliefs in escaping from religion and having freedom from God. The doorbell suicide video represents how you atheists feel about living in a conservative Christian society like England under a traditional Catholic monarchy. You would rather kill yourselves than live in such a society. You want the freedom to get into cock fights, prank your grandma, and make inappropriate videos such as the Mr. Rimmer video without facing God’s judgement.

The Eric Cartmen crapping on a teacher’s desk represents rebellion against authority which atheists believe in in regards to religious authority.

The video of the imposter of Jesus getting his cross stuck in the ceiling symbolizes the fact that you don’t fear God because you don’t see him as infallible.

This all connects to your attempt to refute my point that atheism destroys the moral framework of society because you atheists see God as an immoral oppressor of freedom and you oppose the idea of having “right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?”(Dpareja’s signature)

You therefore view God as like the woman in that peppermint video, a tyrant who changes his mind on what he likes and does not like since he kept changing his rules in the Bible.

Did we get it right? If so, we want you to understand that there is such a thing as too much freedom. Society has laws that limit what people are allowed to do in order to prevent anarchy. Similarly God has rules to make there be a stable society because he wants what’s best for his creation. Unfortunately we are sinners who break his rules, which is why he sent his son to die to save the souls as many of his creation as possible. Please repent, accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior, do good works, and do penance for your sins.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 08, 2019, 09:53:25 pm
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 08, 2019, 09:59:42 pm
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.

What can I or Jacob do for you, that will get you to tell us the true meaning?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 08, 2019, 10:23:48 pm
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.

What can I or Jacob do for you, that will get you to tell us the true meaning?

Figure it out from the material I provided. We've been over this before.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 08, 2019, 10:30:19 pm
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.

What can I or Jacob do for you, that will get you to tell us the true meaning?

Figure it out from the material I provided. We've been over this before.

Can you at least give us a hint on how Jacob is close? What did he get right and what do we still need to figure out?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 08, 2019, 11:46:50 pm
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.

What can I or Jacob do for you, that will get you to tell us the true meaning?

Figure it out from the material I provided. We've been over this before.

Can you at least give us a hint on how Jacob is close? What did he get right and what do we still need to figure out?

Look, this whole exercise is for naught if just tell you what to do. I gave you eight supplementary videos as well as countless hints already on what specifically to look for. In fact, this is why I told you to take thorough notes. You're not going to get it the instant to watch the videos. You need to really analyse what you saw in great depth and detail in order to figure it out.

As I said, that last effort was closer than any of your past attempts, so you're already on the right track. Just keep at it, pay attention to details, don't get lazy and most importantly of all, stop begging me to just tell you the answer, and I have no doubt that you'll eventually figure it out.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 09, 2019, 09:34:35 am
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.

What can I or Jacob do for you, that will get you to tell us the true meaning?

Figure it out from the material I provided. We've been over this before.

Can you at least give us a hint on how Jacob is close? What did he get right and what do we still need to figure out?

Look, this whole exercise is for naught if just tell you what to do. I gave you eight supplementary videos as well as countless hints already on what specifically to look for. In fact, this is why I told you to take thorough notes. You're not going to get it the instant to watch the videos. You need to really analyse what you saw in great depth and detail in order to figure it out.

As I said, that last effort was closer than any of your past attempts, so you're already on the right track. Just keep at it, pay attention to details, don't get lazy and most importantly of all, stop begging me to just tell you the answer, and I have no doubt that you'll eventually figure it out.

I think I found out the true meaning. I saw that you said that morality and sexuality are mere distractions from the true issue. Are you saying that the true issue is that God cannot be a good judge of morality because he does not enforce his moral laws in modern times because he hasn’t revealed himself? I texted Jacob on how to counter that argument and he made a good point that God does not outright reveal himself to enforce his moral laws because he wants people to choose to believe in him out of their free will.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 09, 2019, 10:45:44 am
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.

What can I or Jacob do for you, that will get you to tell us the true meaning?

Figure it out from the material I provided. We've been over this before.

Can you at least give us a hint on how Jacob is close? What did he get right and what do we still need to figure out?

Look, this whole exercise is for naught if just tell you what to do. I gave you eight supplementary videos as well as countless hints already on what specifically to look for. In fact, this is why I told you to take thorough notes. You're not going to get it the instant to watch the videos. You need to really analyse what you saw in great depth and detail in order to figure it out.

As I said, that last effort was closer than any of your past attempts, so you're already on the right track. Just keep at it, pay attention to details, don't get lazy and most importantly of all, stop begging me to just tell you the answer, and I have no doubt that you'll eventually figure it out.

I think I found out the true meaning. I saw that you said that morality and sexuality are mere distractions from the true issue. Are you saying that the true issue is that God cannot be a good judge of morality because he does not enforce his moral laws in modern times because he hasn’t revealed himself? I texted Jacob on how to counter that argument and he made a good point that God does not outright reveal himself to enforce his moral laws because he wants people to choose to believe in him out of their free will.

Now you're way off track. Once again, you're not going to get anywhere with wild guesses. Properly analyse the videos in depth. Really think through what each detail means, both on its own and in the greater context of things, and only then will you have a chance of seeing the true meaning.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 09, 2019, 11:33:33 am
Well, credit where credit is due, you did get close. However, you didn't quite figure out the complete true meaning. All I'll say is that there were quite a few moments in all of the videos to which you didn't pay enough attention.

What can I or Jacob do for you, that will get you to tell us the true meaning?

Figure it out from the material I provided. We've been over this before.

Can you at least give us a hint on how Jacob is close? What did he get right and what do we still need to figure out?

Look, this whole exercise is for naught if just tell you what to do. I gave you eight supplementary videos as well as countless hints already on what specifically to look for. In fact, this is why I told you to take thorough notes. You're not going to get it the instant to watch the videos. You need to really analyse what you saw in great depth and detail in order to figure it out.

As I said, that last effort was closer than any of your past attempts, so you're already on the right track. Just keep at it, pay attention to details, don't get lazy and most importantly of all, stop begging me to just tell you the answer, and I have no doubt that you'll eventually figure it out.

I think I found out the true meaning. I saw that you said that morality and sexuality are mere distractions from the true issue. Are you saying that the true issue is that God cannot be a good judge of morality because he does not enforce his moral laws in modern times because he hasn’t revealed himself? I texted Jacob on how to counter that argument and he made a good point that God does not outright reveal himself to enforce his moral laws because he wants people to choose to believe in him out of their free will.

Now you're way off track. Once again, you're not going to get anywhere with wild guesses. Properly analyse the videos in depth. Really think through what each detail means, both on its own and in the greater context of things, and only then will you have a chance of seeing the true meaning.

Which videos did Jacob get right and which did he get wrong? It is fair that you explain that, so that I do not waste time analyzing videos that he already got right.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 09, 2019, 11:38:23 am
Which videos did Jacob get right and which did he get wrong? It is fair that you explain that, so that I do not waste time analyzing videos that he already got right.
As I said before, I've given you more than enough hints already. If anything, I've made it far too easy for you. Take your time, take thorough notes, regularly consult said notes and you'll figure it out. But only if you put in the effort instead of constantly begging for easy answers.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 09, 2019, 01:23:41 pm
Here are my notes on all the videos after doing careful analysis and I think I figured out the true meaning. You promised that I would figure out the true meaning after taking notes and doing careful analysis.

Eric Cartmen is a Rebel who wants to get detention so he craps on the desk angering the teacher. He represents the atheist rebellion against God. It shows that  Christians preaching about God’s wrath inspires atheists to be more defiant towards God.

Jesus Christ goes up an escalator and his cross gets stuck in the roof. It shows that atheists see God as fallible so they don’t fear him.

Lucas the Spider is captured in a container and says how the person who captured him is watching him. It is a metaphor on how it is thought that you can’t escape God, but atheists seem to have escaped God because he is not intervening to punish them.

The intro to the Kenny and Spenny video says that mankind has always been forced to compete for survival. It reached a pinnacle in the relationship between two best friends Kenny and Spenny who compete for glory for the winner and humiliation for the loser.

It is the most important competition done in the history of Kenny vs Spenny. Similarly, mankind is reaching the most important competition in history. The competition of religion vs atheism.

Spenny symbolizes the Christian who follows the rules, while Kenny symbolizes the immoral atheist who is more devious in his approach. In this competition Kenny writes the rules down so that Spenny can’t accuse him of cheating which is a metaphor for the rules in Christian vs atheist debates. Spenny is confident that Kenny can’t beat him with his cock because it is not huge similar how Christians don’t think atheists can’t make good arguments against God.

Kenny admits that he smoked pot in school which is what many atheists do.

Spenny goes to see a martial arts master, similar to how Christians consult expert theologians on matters of faith and winning debates with atheists.

Kenny making his penis into an ultimate weapon is an example of an underhanded tactic.

Spenny decides to make a weapon. He gets a shield for defense.

Spenny’s cock has 4 steak knives. Kenny’s cock has a laser beam, aerosol, and a torch. Kenny won the fight with the superior weapons, showing that atheists can use superior tactics at winning debates.

Mr. Rimmer claims he saw a donkey fall into a bowl of sugar while the boys missed it. He is a metaphor for a priest preaching about God even though most layman never seen God to validate his existence. Mr. Rimmer being a perverts saying “Now that’s a sweet ass,” to the boys is a metaphor for the pedophile priests who preach about morality yet commit an extremely immoral deed. 

Grandma getting tricked into eating a rubber chicken is a metaphor for religions tricking people of God’s existence.

The depressed doorbell committing suicide is a metaphor for Christianity committing suicide and causing more to leave it, because of their bad arguments, and because of their restrictions on freedom.

The Skyrim video shows the Stormcloaks rebelling for the freedom from the oppressive Empite, similar to how atheists want freedom from religion telling them what to do.

In the peppermint video, the woman asks for a peppermint and then doesn’t like it because it’s too spicy, showing that atheist arguments are too spicy for Christians so they resort to blind faith. The man being forced to sleep on the couch is an example of Christians treating atheists badly because atheists can destroy faith easily.

You are therefore saying that atheism is winning against religion because religion does not have good evidence to prove the existence of their God and religious people cause more people to rebel against God. Therefore it is dangerous to let morality be determined by God, because since less people are believing in him, his morality will matter less. Therefore morality should be determined in other ways.

My counter argument is that while atheists have moral codes independent of God, without God, there is no objective morality because people have different views on what is right and wrong.

Did I get it right?

Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 09, 2019, 04:51:01 pm
Once again, you came close, but didn't quite hit the mark. Again, there were a large number of key moments you missed, especially in the Skyrim video, that would've pointed you in the right direction.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 09, 2019, 05:00:41 pm
Once again, you came close, but didn't quite hit the mark. Again, there were a large number of key moments you missed, especially in the Skyrim video, that would've pointed you in the right direction.

Jacob and Shawn watched all 4 hours of the Skyrim video. I see from the message from Jacob that I posted, that he mentioned additional things in the Skyrim video that I didn’t mention. Did he get everything important down or are there things that he missed?

EDIT:Jacob texted me all the Skyrim notes that he took when he watched it. Did he get everything down?
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It is better to take weapons and not heavy armor so that there is more moving freedom with a lighter load and more freedom to buy after selling weapons that are worth more.

Long bow and arrow gives more shooting freedom. Even greater freedom with hunter’s arrow.

One of the reasons why the Stormcloaks rebelled is because the Thalmor which control the Empire forbidden the worship of Talos who the Stormcloaks worship.

With the special edition, he now has the freedom to do more with the game without it crashing.

The forged letter from Sven made it seem like she would be a slave to him so she chose to be free and not marry him.

After returning the Golden Claw, he now has freedom to take things from the House.

As a reward for returning the Dragon Stone, he now has the freedom to purchase anything in the city.

He absorbed the dragons soul which gives him more power which caused him to be summoned to high Hrothgar and by going there he temporarily escapes from the troubles of the world.

When riding on the Horse he goes faster but there is less arrow freedom.

Man eventually became free from the Dragons in the history of the world.

The dragons have escaped death.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 09, 2019, 05:29:42 pm
Honestly, not even close. It's a four hour video, after all. There's far more going on than a mere eleven lines worth.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 09, 2019, 05:38:58 pm
Honestly, not even close. It's a four hour video, after all. There's far more going on than a mere eleven lines worth.

Did Jacob get enough information that can be used to help determine the true meaning of all those videos? Shawn said that you told him to take notes based on the themes of freedom and independence, so they tried their best to find everything that is relevant to those things.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 09, 2019, 05:58:48 pm
Honestly, not even close. It's a four hour video, after all. There's far more going on than a mere eleven lines worth.

Did Jacob get enough information that can be used to help determine the true meaning of all those videos? Shawn said that you told him to take notes based on the themes of freedom and independence, so they tried their best to find everything that is relevant to those things.

Put simply, you didn't find all of it. Not even close. Not to mention, the theme of freedom and escape was meant as a general guideline, not a concrete rule.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 09, 2019, 07:17:36 pm
Honestly, not even close. It's a four hour video, after all. There's far more going on than a mere eleven lines worth.

Did Jacob get enough information that can be used to help determine the true meaning of all those videos? Shawn said that you told him to take notes based on the themes of freedom and independence, so they tried their best to find everything that is relevant to those things.

Put simply, you didn't find all of it. Not even close. Not to mention, the theme of freedom and escape was meant as a general guideline, not a concrete rule.

You said that freedom and escape was the overall theme, so Jacob and Shawn considered things related to freedom and escape to be the things to look for. You never told them that they should also look for other things. For confusing them, you owe us by telling us specifically what parts of the Skyrim video contain the important things they missed.
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I'll say only two things. One, look for things related to the overall theme of escape or freedom
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 09, 2019, 07:53:51 pm
I disagree. I said look for things related to those themes, I never said it was the only thing that was relevant. It was meant to give you a starting point to work from and some general guidance, not to exclude other details and themes. If you interpreted it so wrong, that's on you, not me.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 09, 2019, 08:02:56 pm
I disagree. I said look for things related to those themes, I never said it was the only thing that was relevant. It was meant to give you a starting point to work from and some general guidance, not to exclude other details and themes. If you interpreted it so wrong, that's on you, not me.

Ok, we will watch the Skyrim video again and we will take many notes and it will determine whether there is a hidden meaning or if you are just messing with us. If we discover that you are messing with us, then we will write about your humiliating Easter in 2018 in the parallel universe.

I have a question though. How were you able to find all those videos, watch all of them, and figure out what they have in common with the peppermint video so soon after you posted the peppermint video? In the timezone I’m from, it was on the same day.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 09, 2019, 08:21:09 pm
I have a question though. How were you able to find all those videos, watch all of them, and figure out what they have in common with the peppermint video so soon after you posted the peppermint video? In the timezone I’m from, it was on the same day.
I didn't. I did all of that months ago. What, do you really think you're the first religo to claim that atheism is inherently immoral?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 09, 2019, 08:52:53 pm
I am at Jacob Harrison’s house right now to watch the video with him and I forgot that logging in at his house would make his IP address show up to the admins, so I might get accused of being a sockpuppet and banned, so can you give us your email address or tell us of some way to contact you so that we can continue discussing about the true meaning of videos after I get banned here?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: niam2023 on January 09, 2019, 09:56:14 pm
Well, back AGAIN I see.

I suppose I didn't get that vaunted message to him fast enough. So you went with ANOTHER one.

Sigmaleph, go ahead and ban him again.

To explain, he basically demanded I send a message to Art, and sadly he cottoned on to my nefarious plan to make him post videos to pornhub. Of course, he went ahead and did pretty much what anyone with a brain could expect - when I dithered long enough he dug up another sockpuppet and went to take care of the matter himself.

He's simple like that. Simply stupid.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 09, 2019, 10:14:45 pm
Well, back AGAIN I see.

I suppose I didn't get that vaunted message to him fast enough. So you went with ANOTHER one.

Sigmaleph, go ahead and ban him again.

To explain, he basically demanded I send a message to Art, and sadly he cottoned on to my nefarious plan to make him post videos to pornhub. Of course, he went ahead and did pretty much what anyone with a brain could expect - when I dithered long enough he dug up another sockpuppet and went to take care of the matter himself.

He's simple like that. Simply stupid.

Jacob told me to make an account here because he didn’t know that you sent Art a message. Since Art said Jacob and Shawn did not find the true meaning, the three of us are at Jacob’s house watching the Skyrim video again and taking notes. It is getting late in the night so we might have to finish watching it tomorrow. Also, is it true that the pornhub account artvandelay156 is the Art Vandelay from this site? Do you know of a way we can contact Art in case I get banned here?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: niam2023 on January 10, 2019, 12:25:03 am
Why don't you go ask people on pornhub?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 10, 2019, 12:57:19 am
I am at Jacob Harrison’s house right now to watch the video with him and I forgot that logging in at his house would make his IP address show up to the admins, so I might get accused of being a sockpuppet and banned, so can you give us your email address or tell us of some way to contact you so that we can continue discussing about the true meaning of videos after I get banned here?
I use my real name in my email address, so I wouldn't feel comfortable posting it on a forum. That said, I am semi-active over here (https://www.gog.com/forum/general#1547099014). My GOG account is private, so giving you the name would be useless, but just start a thread, I'll see it and we can pick up where we left off.

Oh, and when you do, make sure you post all of the notes you took. I know I said I was done helping you, but I guess I can throw you one last bone and point out any dead ends you may be chasing.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 10, 2019, 06:12:02 am
I am at Jacob Harrison’s house right now to watch the video with him and I forgot that logging in at his house would make his IP address show up to the admins, so I might get accused of being a sockpuppet and banned, so can you give us your email address or tell us of some way to contact you so that we can continue discussing about the true meaning of videos after I get banned here?
I use my real name in my email address, so I wouldn't feel comfortable posting it on a forum. That said, I am semi-active over here (https://www.gog.com/forum/general#1547099014). My GOG account is private, so giving you the name would be useless, but just start a thread, I'll see it and we can pick up where we left off.

Oh, and when you do, make sure you post all of the notes you took. I know I said I was done helping you, but I guess I can throw you one last bone and point out any dead ends you may be chasing.

How will you be able to find my GOG thread out of all the many threads on the forums?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 10, 2019, 06:19:22 am
I texted Jacob Harrison and he decided to be the one to create the GOG account and share our notes. His account is JacobHarrison so you can send him a chat if I get banned here.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 10, 2019, 09:25:58 am
I am at Jacob Harrison’s house right now to watch the video with him and I forgot that logging in at his house would make his IP address show up to the admins, so I might get accused of being a sockpuppet and banned, so can you give us your email address or tell us of some way to contact you so that we can continue discussing about the true meaning of videos after I get banned here?
I use my real name in my email address, so I wouldn't feel comfortable posting it on a forum. That said, I am semi-active over here (https://www.gog.com/forum/general#1547099014). My GOG account is private, so giving you the name would be useless, but just start a thread, I'll see it and we can pick up where we left off.

Oh, and when you do, make sure you post all of the notes you took. I know I said I was done helping you, but I guess I can throw you one last bone and point out any dead ends you may be chasing.

How will you be able to find my GOG thread out of all the many threads on the forums?

Just give it a sensible title and I'll see it. I check the forums more or less daily, which is enough to catch it before it falls off the front page.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 10, 2019, 11:11:12 am
I am at Jacob Harrison’s house right now to watch the video with him and I forgot that logging in at his house would make his IP address show up to the admins, so I might get accused of being a sockpuppet and banned, so can you give us your email address or tell us of some way to contact you so that we can continue discussing about the true meaning of videos after I get banned here?
I use my real name in my email address, so I wouldn't feel comfortable posting it on a forum. That said, I am semi-active over here (https://www.gog.com/forum/general#1547099014). My GOG account is private, so giving you the name would be useless, but just start a thread, I'll see it and we can pick up where we left off.

Oh, and when you do, make sure you post all of the notes you took. I know I said I was done helping you, but I guess I can throw you one last bone and point out any dead ends you may be chasing.

How will you be able to find my GOG thread out of all the many threads on the forums?

Just give it a sensible title and I'll see it. I check the forums more or less daily, which is enough to catch it before it falls off the front page.
And here is Jacob Harrison’s post. The title shows that we think we found an important hint to finding the true meaning. https://www.gog.com/forum/general/are_stormcloaks_based_off_of_the_ancient_scandinavians
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Creeper in the Night on January 10, 2019, 04:28:06 pm
By tonight or tomorrow, me and Jacob will finish finish our notes on the Skyrim video. If I am banned by then, Jacob will post it in the thread he started on GOG.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on January 11, 2019, 02:43:02 am
By tonight or tomorrow, me and Jacob will finish finish our notes on the Skyrim video. If I am banned by then, Jacob will post it in the thread he started on GOG.

And we'll be sure to watch it, I guess.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 11, 2019, 10:52:41 am
By tonight or tomorrow, me and Jacob will finish finish our notes on the Skyrim video. If I am banned by then, Jacob will post it in the thread he started on GOG.
Your dedication is certainly a credit to you.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 15, 2019, 08:15:35 am
Hi I am Jacob Harrison’s new fiancé. For some reason his post on GOG.com is no longer there. It has a 404 error. Luckily he saved most of his notes on his phone. Perhaps GOG staff removed his post considering it to be spam. So where should you and him continue to discuss those videos. His reddit account is JacobStuartHarrison, so if you don’t have a reddit account, you can create one and send him a pm there.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 15, 2019, 08:49:05 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx2V-D-Xdq8
Really, dude.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 15, 2019, 08:54:40 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx2V-D-Xdq8
Really, dude.

How DARE you call me a dude! I want you to know that I have great slapping skills and that Jacob Harrison is a tall man so you better not get him angry by insulting me. And you haven’t answered the question on where you and Jacob can continue the discussion since his GOG post is gone..
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 15, 2019, 09:05:03 am
Believe me, we're all familiar with your slapping skills. Especially when denim is involved. But I digress.

Just start a new thread on GOG, this time in the most low traffic subforum you can find, and you should be fine and dandy.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 15, 2019, 09:20:16 am
Believe me, we're all familiar with your slapping skills. Especially when denim is involved. But I digress.

Just start a new thread on GOG, this time in the most low traffic subforum you can find, and you should be fine and dandy.

Here is his new post. https://www.gog.com/forum/elder_scrolls_series/the_true_meaning_of_skyrim
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: niam2023 on January 15, 2019, 02:47:27 pm
I'm sorry, but the idea of someone being willing to engage with and potentially marry that ugly cretin is just...

...we all know its a sockpuppet.

Don't even bother.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 15, 2019, 04:10:03 pm
Jacob finished posting about the true meaning in that topic he started.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 15, 2019, 04:14:09 pm
I'm sorry, but the idea of someone being willing to engage with and potentially marry that ugly cretin is just...

...we all know its a sockpuppet.

Don't even bother.

He is a true gentleman which is hard to find nowadays because many men treat us women like sex objects. You better watch it, or I will give you a good kick in the balls. Jacob is tall and handsome. That picture he uploaded was just one bad picture on a hot summer day before he took a good shower, got a good haircut, and shaved his beard.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: niam2023 on January 15, 2019, 04:42:55 pm
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...tall and handsome...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAyou're dumb as a sack of bricks if you think anyone's buying this for a second.

I'm just waiting for the laughable "me, Creeper, Shawn and Jacob all at his house" post.

"Lady", no showering or haircut can fix that big ol' oink oink oink nose.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 15, 2019, 05:06:42 pm
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...tall and handsome...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAyou're dumb as a sack of bricks if you think anyone's buying this for a second.

I'm just waiting for the laughable "me, Creeper, Shawn and Jacob all at his house" post.

"Lady", no showering or haircut can fix that big ol' oink oink oink nose.

How racist of you. Nose shapes are ethnic characteristics. He has 25% Polish Ancestry which is why he has a snubbed nose.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: ironbite on January 15, 2019, 05:58:24 pm
Hi I am Jacob Harrison’s new fiancé. For some reason his post on GOG.com is no longer there. It has a 404 error. Luckily he saved most of his notes on his phone. Perhaps GOG staff removed his post considering it to be spam. So where should you and him continue to discuss those videos. His reddit account is JacobStuartHarrison, so if you don’t have a reddit account, you can create one and send him a pm there.

....oh my god.

Ironbite-dude you're worse then Dynamite Paragon.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: niam2023 on January 15, 2019, 06:00:06 pm
This racist accusation coming from the guy who made excuses for Jews being attacked and killed.

Re-Upload the Oink video, it's the first time you were really honest with yourself, pork.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 15, 2019, 07:52:18 pm
This racist accusation coming from the guy who made excuses for Jews being attacked and killed.

Re-Upload the Oink video, it's the first time you were really honest with yourself, pork.

I analyzed what Jacob said and he never made excuses for Jews being attacked or killed. He was talking about the Spanish Inquisition where they were forced to convert to Catholicism or leave Spain.

I am a Protestant so I disagree with him on that, but he is overall a nice gentlemen. He wants our children to be raised Catholic but at least our children will be raised to believe in Jesus. He also wants our children to help him with a plan he has to put a Catholic monarch on the throne of England.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: rookie on January 15, 2019, 08:05:55 pm
Oh, hey Jake. New account, eh? The woman was a nice touch but fiancee is a bit of a stretch.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 15, 2019, 08:13:14 pm
Oh, hey Jake. New account, eh? The woman was a nice touch but fiancee is a bit of a stretch.

Well we were friends since preschool so we now know that we are meant for each other.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: niam2023 on January 15, 2019, 08:21:51 pm
This racist accusation coming from the guy who made excuses for Jews being attacked and killed.

Re-Upload the Oink video, it's the first time you were really honest with yourself, pork.

I analyzed what Jacob said and he never made excuses for Jews being attacked or killed. He was talking about the Spanish Inquisition where they were forced to convert to Catholicism or leave Spain.

I am a Protestant so I disagree with him on that, but he is overall a nice gentlemen. He wants our children to be raised Catholic but at least our children will be raised to believe in Jesus. He also wants our children to help him with a plan he has to put a Catholic monarch on the throne of England.

"Plan" being used in the loosest possible terms. Nobody gives a fuck who the monarch of anything is any more. Also I can hear your falcetto through the post.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: ironbite on January 15, 2019, 08:25:08 pm
Jacob boyo...please.  Stop man.  This is getting out of hand.

Ironbite-like you seriously want us to believe this?  Come on man.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 15, 2019, 08:29:06 pm
Jacob boyo...please.  Stop man.  This is getting out of hand.

Ironbite-like you seriously want us to believe this?  Come on man.

Why do you guys think I’m Jacob?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 15, 2019, 08:31:43 pm
This racist accusation coming from the guy who made excuses for Jews being attacked and killed.

Re-Upload the Oink video, it's the first time you were really honest with yourself, pork.

I analyzed what Jacob said and he never made excuses for Jews being attacked or killed. He was talking about the Spanish Inquisition where they were forced to convert to Catholicism or leave Spain.

I am a Protestant so I disagree with him on that, but he is overall a nice gentlemen. He wants our children to be raised Catholic but at least our children will be raised to believe in Jesus. He also wants our children to help him with a plan he has to put a Catholic monarch on the throne of England.

"Plan" being used in the loosest possible terms. Nobody gives a fuck who the monarch of anything is any more. Also I can hear your falcetto through the post.

His plan is to establish a secret society that will infiltrate the UK government. He said that you are writing a story about a parallel universe where it happened. He asked you how Abbadon was able to escape the abyss, since the Book of Revelation says that an angel needs to use a key to free him and his army of locusts?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: niam2023 on January 15, 2019, 10:31:40 pm
...And I'm still not going to tell you, Jacob.

There's no need to spell out all the evidence. First Shawn showed up shortly after Jacob got banned, and claimed to be "at Jacob's house", then Creeper used the same excuse. And then when we ban "you", someone else will show up claiming to be his acolyte or ally.

And I still use "plan" very loosely when it comes to the scheme to put a new monarch in charge of England. Why don't you go to England and try discussing this sort of thing with locals?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 16, 2019, 09:21:25 am
...And I'm still not going to tell you, Jacob.

There's no need to spell out all the evidence. First Shawn showed up shortly after Jacob got banned, and claimed to be "at Jacob's house", then Creeper used the same excuse. And then when we ban "you", someone else will show up claiming to be his acolyte or ally.

And I still use "plan" very loosely when it comes to the scheme to put a new monarch in charge of England. Why don't you go to England and try discussing this sort of thing with locals?

Jacob plans to do something like that by revealing information about English history to them. He studied English history and knows that Richard III seized the throne from his nephew Edward V because evidence was found that Edward IV had a previous marriage before marrying Elizabeth Woodville while his first wife was still alive  which made his marriage with her invalid and all his children were illegitimate. That was documented in the document known as the Titulus Regius. He therefore believes that Richard III was England’s last true King.

Then Richard III was defeated in the Battle of Bosworth Field and the usurper Henry VII secured his claim to the throne by marrying Elizabeth of York, a daughter of Edward IV and Elizabeth Woodville to merge the Houses of Lancaster and York. He ordered the Titulus Regius destroyed to cover up the fact that the woman he married was illegitimate. Only 1 copy survived. The true heirs are therefore the descendants of Richards eldest sister Anne of York.

He will join an existing society called the Richard III Society and eventually help them investigate and find smoking gun proof of Edward IV’s previous marriage. That will prove that the current royal family is descended from an illegitimate line whic will cause public outrage since the English have been paying taxes to support a family that has no right to be on the throne.

Many more people will join the Richard III Society and the Society will want to restore the true heir to avenge Richard III. It will become a political movement that will infiltrate parliament and change the monarchy.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: rookie on January 16, 2019, 11:48:41 am
I'm sure you'll have fun with that Jake. England iis a good place for you.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 16, 2019, 12:16:40 pm
I'm sure you'll have fun with that Jake. England iis a good place for you.

His dad has a British sports car and a Landrover. He told me that both his English ancestry and his dad’s cars are reasons why he’s so much into England.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 16, 2019, 02:27:45 pm
FYI, Landrover is owned by Indians these days.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 16, 2019, 03:31:21 pm
FYI, Landrover is owned by Indians these days.

His dad’s Landrover is an old one from the 1970s.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: rookie on January 16, 2019, 05:53:16 pm
Cool. What are you waiting for? Go to England and get you some auto parts, depose governments, eat kidney pies!
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 16, 2019, 06:09:11 pm
Cool. What are you waiting for? Go to England and get you some auto parts, depose governments, eat kidney pies!

He has considered moving to England to get English to join his cause but fears that he could get arrested there.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: niam2023 on January 16, 2019, 06:27:32 pm
Well, surely if he's so sure he's holy then his god will protect him in England. He really should get on that. Be sure to record every step of the way...for propaganda's sake, once you SURELY manage to achieve your goals.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 16, 2019, 08:33:12 pm
Well, surely if he's so sure he's holy then his god will protect him in England. He really should get on that. Be sure to record every step of the way...for propaganda's sake, once you SURELY manage to achieve your goals.

He said that it will depend on the job opportunities after he graduates college in 2021 with a Bachelors Degree in Biology, whether there are better biology jobs in the US or England.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on January 17, 2019, 03:54:50 am
Surely a man of God will look into a minor in theology to go with that, right?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: niam2023 on January 17, 2019, 04:04:41 am
Well, surely if he's so sure he's holy then his god will protect him in England. He really should get on that. Be sure to record every step of the way...for propaganda's sake, once you SURELY manage to achieve your goals.

He said that it will depend on the job opportunities after he graduates college in 2021 with a Bachelors Degree in Biology, whether there are better biology jobs in the US or England.

Well, certainly someone of such advanced intelligence can make his way into job opportunities in the UK, if he really, ACTUALLY wanted it. I mean, in keeping with his own conservative political ideology, shouldn't he be able to pull himself up by his bootstraps, trust in his god, and go forth to find whatever he needs to?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 17, 2019, 07:43:04 am
Surely a man of God will look into a minor in theology to go with that, right?

He has considered becoming a monk or priest before he proposed to me, but now that we are engaged, he cannot do so because the Catholic Church requires celibacy for monks and priests.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 17, 2019, 07:56:37 am
Well, surely if he's so sure he's holy then his god will protect him in England. He really should get on that. Be sure to record every step of the way...for propaganda's sake, once you SURELY manage to achieve your goals.

He said that it will depend on the job opportunities after he graduates college in 2021 with a Bachelors Degree in Biology, whether there are better biology jobs in the US or England.

Well, certainly someone of such advanced intelligence can make his way into job opportunities in the UK, if he really, ACTUALLY wanted it. I mean, in keeping with his own conservative political ideology, shouldn't he be able to pull himself up by his bootstraps, trust in his god, and go forth to find whatever he needs to?

Well according to conservatives, that is the American Dream so he worries that the UK might not have the same amount of opportunity. He thinks that since it hasn’t fully gone through Brexit, the UK hasn’t unleashed it’s full economic potential because it is still dependent on the EU. So whether he moves to the UK depends on whether Brexit is successful.

By the way Niam, Jacob said that he trying to get you to join his cause because you support the Yorkist side in the White Queen so he thinks that you should therefore want to help him restore the Yorkist heir to the throne.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: AliceV on January 17, 2019, 08:07:36 am
So Art, yesterday Jacob asked on GOG that if he posts all his notes again, will you tell him which ones are relevant to the true meaning of the video since there are so many notes?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 17, 2019, 08:39:09 am
They're all relevant, both his original notes and the additions. It's why I had him take additional notes instead of cutting back on what's already there in the first place.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on January 18, 2019, 02:38:27 am
Surely a man of God will look into a minor in theology to go with that, right?

He has considered becoming a monk or priest before he proposed to me, but now that we are engaged, he cannot do so because the Catholic Church requires celibacy for monks and priests.

Theologians aren't necessarily monks or priests though.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: niam2023 on January 25, 2019, 09:38:13 pm
Jacob Harrison; my revenge on Art for messing with me with those videos.

(click to show/hide)

Yes, he gave me this to post here. Feel free to respond as you are wont to do.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 25, 2019, 11:37:18 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvJ9WHb5Px8
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: rookie on January 26, 2019, 10:57:43 am
Again, I must be operating with a different idea on revenge.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on January 26, 2019, 06:06:43 pm
Read that Kiwifarms thread and Jacob apparently admitted that his fiancee Alice was just an "alter ego", so it's safe to assume his other "friends" that also got involved here were also just alter egos. That boy ain't right. If he doesn't already have another sock buried in our drawer to pull out I'm sure he'll be back sooner rather than later.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: rookie on January 27, 2019, 09:36:41 am
I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked!

Although I maintain his revenge is far more damaging to the building blocks of good story telling and writing than it could ever be to Art. And i suppose that's a blessing in its own way.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on January 28, 2019, 01:24:10 am
It was more akin to revenge against the very concept of literature itself than spiting any particular person.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 30, 2019, 08:23:17 am
Oh, look what I found.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/we-need-to-stop-art-vandelay.52696/ (https://kiwifarms.net/threads/we-need-to-stop-art-vandelay.52696/)

He's really really not happy about the whole Skyrim thing. I have to say, it went to from funny, to just plain sad in a "I'm picking on a kid who rides the short bus" kind of way, and now it seems to be looping all the way back to funny.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: rookie on January 30, 2019, 02:30:02 pm
It's amazing how tight thaty circle is sometimes, isn't it?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: davedan on January 30, 2019, 04:57:09 pm
I still can't decide whether Jake is having a laugh or should only be allowed plastic cutlery.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 31, 2019, 04:52:05 am
I still can't decide whether Jake is having a laugh or should only be allowed plastic cutlery.
At this point, I don't see how the former is even a possibility. Ironically or not, he still wasted eight hours watching some jizzmonkey playing Skyrim because I told him it would unlock the mysteries of a forty second ditty about peppermints. Maybe he's playing the really really long game or something, but I think it's safe to assume he's genuine.
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: davedan on January 31, 2019, 07:08:18 pm
I still can't decide whether Jake is having a laugh or should only be allowed plastic cutlery.
At this point, I don't see how the former is even a possibility. Ironically or not, he still wasted eight hours watching some jizzmonkey playing Skyrim because I told him it would unlock the mysteries of a forty second ditty about peppermints. Maybe he's playing the really really long game or something, but I think it's safe to assume he's genuine.

How do you know he actually watched it?
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Art Vandelay on January 31, 2019, 07:15:16 pm
He took really detailed notes on it. Just look at this shit. https://www.gog.com/forum/elder_scrolls_series/the_true_meaning_of_skyrim (https://www.gog.com/forum/elder_scrolls_series/the_true_meaning_of_skyrim)
Title: Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on February 01, 2019, 12:24:40 pm
An Ass Rammer  ;D