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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #75 on: January 07, 2012, 01:38:35 am »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #76 on: January 07, 2012, 02:24:38 am »
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« Reply #78 on: January 07, 2012, 09:32:13 am »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #79 on: January 07, 2012, 12:26:41 pm »
Or double flats or double sharps, which lower or raise the note one whole step, respectively.

(Rat feels his brain have a hiccup as he tries to grasp this information.)

Ummm....if you're going to change a note by a whole step, why not simply, y'know, write the note to be one step higher or lower in the first place?  It's been more than two decades since I played in my high school's band, but as I recall, sheet-music staffs do allow for that. ???

As someone who's played Chopin's Waltz in C-Sharp Minor, I have the  answer.

See, the key of c-sharp minor has F-sharp AND G-sharp included in the key signature.  Without the double-sharp symbol, playing G-sharp and G-natural in the same measure would require 2 different accidentals, making the measure take longer to read and making practicing your Chopin even harder than it already is.

By labeling the G-natural as an F-double-sharp, you can follow up with a G-sharp without confusing the fuck out of people who are trying to read your sheet music.
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« Reply #80 on: January 07, 2012, 02:26:59 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #82 on: January 07, 2012, 02:33:17 pm »

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« Reply #83 on: January 07, 2012, 02:55:37 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #84 on: January 07, 2012, 04:56:36 pm »
Or double flats or double sharps, which lower or raise the note one whole step, respectively.

(Rat feels his brain have a hiccup as he tries to grasp this information.)

Ummm....if you're going to change a note by a whole step, why not simply, y'know, write the note to be one step higher or lower in the first place?  It's been more than two decades since I played in my high school's band, but as I recall, sheet-music staffs do allow for that. ???

As someone who's played Chopin's Waltz in C-Sharp Minor, I have the  answer.

See, the key of c-sharp minor has F-sharp AND G-sharp included in the key signature.  Without the double-sharp symbol, playing G-sharp and G-natural in the same measure would require 2 different accidentals, making the measure take longer to read and making practicing your Chopin even harder than it already is.

By labeling the G-natural as an F-double-sharp, you can follow up with a G-sharp without confusing the fuck out of people who are trying to read your sheet music.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #86 on: January 07, 2012, 07:01:22 pm »
Hehehe...wait.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #87 on: January 07, 2012, 07:04:22 pm »
Hehehe...wait.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #89 on: January 07, 2012, 11:17:00 pm »
Here's some Sesame Street themed ones.