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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #120 on: January 15, 2012, 07:40:18 pm »


What about all the children in thirld world countries dying of starvation and disease? Do they not exist?

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #121 on: January 15, 2012, 07:47:33 pm »
Godwin it:

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« Reply #122 on: January 16, 2012, 12:18:09 am »
Isn't there a twilight zone episode where some idiot humans kill an alien, only to find out he was carrying a piece of paper that had the cure for cancer?

That's what that cartoon reminds me of, with fetuses being the alien.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #123 on: January 16, 2012, 12:21:01 am »
Every time you make one of those arguments, fully expect them to turn it around to how you're such a terrible evil person for suggesting that:

1. Kids with unfortunate backgrounds deserve to die.
2. God is responsible for your own evildoing.
3. Christians should do more to help dying children because you sure won't.
4. All aborted babies are Hitler.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #124 on: January 16, 2012, 02:52:04 am »


Because only one person can ever come up with a solution to a problem, and once that person dies, the solution is GONE FOREVER.

Remind me again why I used to believe this stuff?

And no person is ever bad. Ever.
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« Reply #126 on: January 16, 2012, 11:47:26 pm »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #127 on: January 16, 2012, 11:49:08 pm »
I think it's about Mexicans and 'anchor  babies"
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« Reply #128 on: January 16, 2012, 11:53:24 pm »
That's supposed to be Beyonce and Jay-Z. Still have no clue what the cartoon is trying to say, though. Are they attention-whoring their child? Black people like precious metals?
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #129 on: January 17, 2012, 12:03:38 am »
I dunno but I do know there's a strain of pot named after their little bundle of joy.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #130 on: January 17, 2012, 12:24:20 am »

Um...I'm pretty sure they were gonna be the next Hitler...

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« Reply #131 on: January 17, 2012, 12:44:59 am »


And you, being omniscient, knew they would be aborted, so fuck you too.
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« Reply #132 on: January 17, 2012, 03:50:56 am »
That's supposed to be Beyonce and Jay-Z. Still have no clue what the cartoon is trying to say, though. Are they attention-whoring their child? Black people like precious metals?
I think it's referring to how they included cries of their newborn into their newest song.
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« Reply #133 on: January 17, 2012, 05:52:06 am »
That's supposed to be Beyonce and Jay-Z. Still have no clue what the cartoon is trying to say, though. Are they attention-whoring their child? Black people like precious metals?
I think it's referring to how they included cries of their newborn into their newest song.

Y!News claimed the delivery cost them 1.3 million dollars because of her diva demands. Maybe that was it?
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« Reply #134 on: January 17, 2012, 05:56:20 am »
Didn't the hospital shut down an entire floor for her, or something?
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