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Offline LeTipex

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Craziest conspiracy theories?
« on: November 23, 2012, 03:58:00 am »
From the hollow moon full of reptilian overlords manipulating humanity using secret cabals and mind-control rays, to the fact that earth is on the INSIDE of a sphere and the whole of the universe contained within it, to various "I'm Jesus born again, but BETTER this time!", along with the now classic "four time cube day into evil one day 24h nonsense", what is the craziest consipiracy theory you've ever been exposed to?

Of course, links would be awfully fun.
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Re: Craziest conspiracy theories?
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2012, 04:50:33 am »
Ever heard of timecube.com?  Hell, there's even a thread about it on the forums.

http://forums.fstdt.net/religion-and-philosophy/httptimecube-com/

Granted, it hasn't been posted in in a little over a month, but it's there.
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Re: Craziest conspiracy theories?
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2012, 05:12:51 am »
Quote from: B-Man on November 23, 2012, 04:50:33 am
Ever heard of timecube.com?

Quote from: LeTipex on November 23, 2012, 03:58:00 am
... along with the now classic "four time cube day into evil one day 24h nonsense"...

Dear gods yes I have. Still, it never hurts to get see it again! (or does it? I'm not sure. My brain doesn't react well to timecube...)
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Re: Craziest conspiracy theories?
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2012, 05:28:02 am »
Anything with the word 'Nibiru' in it would be a pretty good place to start.
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Re: Craziest conspiracy theories?
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2012, 06:03:23 am »
Quote from: DrFishcake on November 23, 2012, 05:28:02 am
Anything with the word 'Nibiru' in it would be a pretty good place to start.

How about anything about "Jewish-owned media?"  Those are usually pretty mind-boggling.
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Re: Craziest conspiracy theories?
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2012, 11:36:20 am »
I LOVE CONSPIRACY THEORIES. They're like really amateur sci-fi stories, only people believe them.

I can't believe I've never heard of the hollow moon one before. I need to check that out.

Have you ever heard of the Hollow Earth theory? This is epic listening, if you have the time for it. Apparently the earth is hollow, with a tiny sun in the center. There's a whole civilization of technological giants who live there. Or something like that. I haven't listened to this for awhile.

Unfortunately, part 3 seems to be missing. I don't think they get into the juicy part about inner civilizations before the second video ends.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlY5uQe0N9A" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlY5uQe0N9A</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gLBjpSK8L0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gLBjpSK8L0</a>
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Re: Craziest conspiracy theories?
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2012, 11:44:18 am »
Would most of the shit Jessie Ventura spits out of his mouth - or at very least for his little TV show - qualify as crazy enough for you? God, I can't stand to listen to him.
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Re: Craziest conspiracy theories?
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2012, 01:16:05 pm »
LOL I think Ventura's show would apply.  Also... Look up anything about contrails and vaccinations.

EDIT:  Oh, and the Freemasons.
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Re: Craziest conspiracy theories?
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2012, 04:17:36 pm »
Quote from: B-Man on November 23, 2012, 04:50:33 am
Ever heard of timecube.com?  Hell, there's even a thread about it on the forums.

http://forums.fstdt.net/religion-and-philosophy/httptimecube-com/

Granted, it hasn't been posted in in a little over a month, but it's there.

Timecube is quite famous on the interwebs. I'm no psychologist, but I'll bet everything I own that the Timecube guy has schizophrenia. And I'm 100% serious, I'm not making fun of him in anyway I literally mean he has schizophrenia.  I feel bad that the world is laughing at a man with a serious phsychological disorder who clearly is not getting the help that he needs.
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Re: Craziest conspiracy theories?
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2012, 04:19:51 pm »
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Re: Craziest conspiracy theories?
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2012, 05:14:41 pm »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on November 23, 2012, 04:19:51 pm
I raise you this: http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90616

Big breasts are a Jewish trait?  What the actual fuck?

I mean plenty of Jewish women have epic titties, but so do lots of other women.

Quote from: Wykked Wytch on November 23, 2012, 04:19:51 pm
And also this: http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=90855

OK, this one just makes no sense at all.  I honestly don't know what this guy is trying to say.
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Re: Craziest conspiracy theories?
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2012, 08:59:00 pm »
I'm fond of the Illuminati, the Bilderberg Group, The New World Order, the ever-popular Jewish Conspiracy, the Masonic Conspiracy, and scads of other schemes to take take over the entire world.  One problem I see is, many of these groups have been at this for centuries, which would seem to make them somewhat inept.
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Re: Craziest conspiracy theories?
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2012, 09:13:57 pm »
There's an entire subreddit I follow because of this: http://www.reddit.com/r/conspiratard

My personal obsession is still anti-vaxxers and naturopaths. Because while flat-earthers don't necessarily harm people, these fuckers do.
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Re: Craziest conspiracy theories?
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2012, 09:26:01 pm »
I hate conspiracy theories. My mum believes in most of them and it drives me mad.

She thinks that white people and albino people are descended from aliens, then when I said that albinos just have faulty melanin genes, she had the nerve to look at me like I was talking crazy!
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Re: Craziest conspiracy theories?
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2012, 10:12:07 pm »
Almost anything on the CTSTDT Top 100 would qualify, but this is my favorite.

EDIT: And almost anything Obama-related at least gets a laugh out of me.
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