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Do you like Facebook but hate ther rainbow filters?
« on: July 08, 2015, 02:16:39 am »
In that case, I have got some good news for you: http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/christians-set-up-gay-free-version-of-facebook/

That is right, some fundies with programming skill (or money to hire people with programming skill) got together and designed a rival to Facebook that is completely free of the homosexual taint.

"Facegloria" already has 100'000 users but unfortunately it is only available in portuguese at the moment.

...Another problem is that since the word "gay" and 599 other words are banned from use your average fundie can't really use the site to talk about how much they hate gay people. In fact, even trying to talk about sinful things will get you banned from the site as the mods monitor the site "aiming to hunt down any content that could damage the fragile hearts and minds of Evangelical Christians."

...But on a positive note, once they have the site up and running with support for other languages some of the most frustrating fundies may start migrating away from other social media networks.
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Re: Do you like Facebook but hate ther rainbow filters?
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2015, 03:46:44 am »
I don't even.
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Re: Do you like Facebook but hate ther rainbow filters?
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2015, 07:46:05 am »
If has hired to do this website I'd probably hide some blatantly homosexual easter eggs just for fun.

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Re: Do you like Facebook but hate ther rainbow filters?
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2015, 08:35:07 am »
If has hired to do this website I'd probably hide some blatantly homosexual easter eggs just for fun.
Something like if you go two weeks without signing in, your profile pic is changed to Goatse?

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Re: Do you like Facebook but hate ther rainbow filters?
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2015, 11:07:34 am »
If has hired to do this website I'd probably hide some blatantly homosexual easter eggs just for fun.
Something like if you go two weeks without signing in, your profile pic is changed to Goatse?

I was thinking of meatspin, but I guess that would work too.

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Re: Do you like Facebook but hate ther rainbow filters?
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2015, 02:02:24 am »
If I was hired to work on this site;

* I'd keep passwords for the most virulently anti-gay members. Ohhuhuhuhu, Mr. Lively, I hope you enjoy having an active Grindr life you never knew about...
* I'd link their likes, posts and other such posted data to numerous gay and fetish websites, so everyone knows who the homophobes are. Extra points are if pictures match up between a user and a member of Hatebook, I'd queue it to point this out.
* Also, sure would be inconvenient if a DDoS happened on your home page...pity that the page quota or whatever it is that allows such a thing will be drastically lower, meaning homepages on Hatebook would take very, very little to DDoS!

I could go on, but I take it you comprehend?
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Re: Do you like Facebook but hate ther rainbow filters?
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2015, 09:54:38 am »
If I was hired to work on this site;

* I'd keep passwords for the most virulently anti-gay members. Ohhuhuhuhu, Mr. Lively, I hope you enjoy having an active Grindr life you never knew about...
* I'd link their likes, posts and other such posted data to numerous gay and fetish websites, so everyone knows who the homophobes are. Extra points are if pictures match up between a user and a member of Hatebook, I'd queue it to point this out.
* Also, sure would be inconvenient if a DDoS happened on your home page...pity that the page quota or whatever it is that allows such a thing will be drastically lower, meaning homepages on Hatebook would take very, very little to DDoS!

I could go on, but I take it you comprehend?

That's deliciously devious!

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Re: Do you like Facebook but hate ther rainbow filters?
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2015, 06:01:36 pm »
I'd just charge for admission and donate the profits to LGBT-friendly charities.
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Re: Do you like Facebook but hate ther rainbow filters?
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2015, 10:37:16 am »
"aiming to hunt down any content that could damage the fragile hearts and minds of Evangelical Christians."

I think i just threw up in my mouth a little....

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Re: Do you like Facebook but hate ther rainbow filters?
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2015, 12:01:46 am »
"aiming to hunt down any content that could damage the fragile hearts and minds of Evangelical Christians."

I think i just threw up in my mouth a little....

Welp, at least they're finally starting to acknowledging their problems.
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I think i just threw up in my mouth a little....
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Re: Do you like Facebook but hate ther rainbow filters?
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2015, 05:06:41 am »
Something like this was done before.  It was called Kingdom Citizens.  I noticed that after about a year that you couldn't find the social networking site.

And fragile hearts and minds?  I thought Jesus was supposed to turn you into a well-oiled machine of invincible evangelism!
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