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Sweden is now "okay" with public masturbation. On June 6, a 65-year-old man took off his shorts at a beach near Stockholm and began masturbating into the ocean. The man was charged with sexual assault, but was acquitted last week after a judge ruled he was not targeting a specific person.Even though the Södertörn District Court's judgment stated it “may be proven that the man exposed himself and masturbated on this occasion,” the court decided the man had not committed a crime, a decision the public prosecutor agreed with, though he said in the future public masturbation might be considered disorderly conduct.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were: "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches. Tingly!
Well, I know where I'm going for my next holiday.
Quote from: Art Vandelay on September 19, 2013, 07:40:34 amWell, I know where I'm going for my next holiday.Just don't go in the water.
Quote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on September 19, 2013, 08:59:39 amQuote from: Art Vandelay on September 19, 2013, 07:40:34 amWell, I know where I'm going for my next holiday.Just don't go in the water.Yeah, because fish don't already blow their load in the ocean
Quote from: Her3tiK on September 19, 2013, 11:08:48 amQuote from: Flying Mint Bunny! on September 19, 2013, 08:59:39 amQuote from: Art Vandelay on September 19, 2013, 07:40:34 amWell, I know where I'm going for my next holiday.Just don't go in the water.Yeah, because fish don't already blow their load in the ocean That's one of the things that puts me off going in the sea.
I wouldn't go in the water because certain species of fish have been known to swim right up into the root of all men's dreams, and have to be cut out. Oh, and we can't forget jellyfish that do the same thing too.
Quote from: Stormwarden on September 20, 2013, 12:14:21 amI wouldn't go in the water because certain species of fish have been known to swim right up into the root of all men's dreams, and have to be cut out. Oh, and we can't forget jellyfish that do the same thing too.Or the fish that I think, coincidentally, live in the Baltic Sea, and find human testicles to look like their prey.