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Title: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: DiscoBerry on October 22, 2012, 04:02:23 pm
Does this guy ever fuck off...I just answered my own question.  Anyone care to guess what he probably doesn't have. 

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In traditional Trump style, he used the term "very big" or some variation no fewer than five times in the minute-long segment.

"I have something very, very big concerning the president of the United States," Trump said. "It's very big, bigger than anybody would know."

Anchor Steve Doocy excitingly begged for a hint, but Trump refused to placate, saying he would release the news Wednesday. Trump added, "I know you will cover it in a very big fashion."
 
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-34222_162-57537519/trump-i-have-very-big-news-on-obama/ (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-34222_162-57537519/trump-i-have-very-big-news-on-obama/)
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Hades on October 22, 2012, 04:13:52 pm
If any of the past "very big" scoops on Obama are anything to go by, he's got nothing incriminating or secret. Or anything at all. Trump is a whore.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: RinellaWasHere on October 22, 2012, 04:22:49 pm
Only very big thing Trump's got is his ass.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: ThunderWulf on October 22, 2012, 04:28:14 pm
For the last time Trump, Obama's birth certificate isn't fake.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: DrFishcake on October 22, 2012, 05:05:37 pm
This is where Trump reveals Obama was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Despite only having been two years old at the time.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Art Vandelay on October 22, 2012, 05:34:54 pm
He has footage of Obama scratching his balls in public. Clearly he is unfit to rule.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Dakota Bob on October 22, 2012, 05:42:15 pm
I wonder what the big secret is? is Obama a simulacrum? a Time Lord? could Obama really be an undercover Muslim? can't wait to find out!
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on October 22, 2012, 07:09:35 pm
Donald Trump is an actor set up by the conspiracy-controlled media in order to present birther arguments to the public in a way that makes birthers look bad, so that all the birthers with real reasons aren't taken seriously. /my dad
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Rabbit of Caerbannog on October 22, 2012, 07:19:58 pm
I've gotta say, for all the crazy the right hurls at Obama, very little of it actually sticks.

Reverend Wright, the "phony" birth certificate (including the long form), accusations of being unpatriotic (flag pin fiasco), the secret Muslim slur, his "infamous" 2007 race speech, claims that his wife hates white people, the New Black Panther "controversy", the teaching Sex Ed. to kindergarteners myth, rumors about his various Czars, accusations of socialist/Communist/Marxist sympathies. They've done it all, and he's weathered it.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: VirtualStranger on October 22, 2012, 07:53:23 pm
The right-wing has been trying to find incriminating dirt on Obama for 5 years. Everything they could possibly bring against him is out in the open already. What could they possibly find at this point that everybody doesn't already know?

He has had his entire life under a microscope for years now. There is nothing left to find.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Veras on October 22, 2012, 08:02:33 pm
Only very big thing Trump's got is his ass.

Are you kidding?  His ego dwarfs his ass.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: rookie on October 22, 2012, 08:13:32 pm
Only very big thing Trump's got is his ass.

Are you kidding?  His ego dwarfs his ass.

Only thing bigger than his ego is his toupee.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Witchyjoshy on October 22, 2012, 09:23:21 pm
The right wing is employing one of the dirtier "legitimate" tactics out there...

Coming out with a scandal right before voting day so as the other side can't make damage control.

Not that the left hasn't done this, intentionally or otherwise.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: RavynousHunter on October 22, 2012, 10:07:56 pm
Does anyone take Donald Trump seriously, anymore?
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: ThunderWulf on October 22, 2012, 10:12:44 pm
Does anyone take Donald Trump seriously, anymore?

Yes, unfortunately.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: RavynousHunter on October 22, 2012, 10:44:33 pm
Does anyone take Donald Trump seriously, anymore?

Yes, unfortunately.

Its sad, really...considering that, if that man paid his debt, it'd probably cure half the national deficit.  [/hyperbole]
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: niam2023 on October 23, 2012, 01:43:56 am
Oh yes, this will be very interesting.

I do find it utterly hilarious when this guy opens his mouth. Go, Trump, go.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: RavynousHunter on October 23, 2012, 02:44:07 am
Donald Trump: The only man more out of touch with reality than Mitt Romney.

In all honesty...how the hell hasn't he been committed to a psych ward yet?  The man's clearly balls-to-the-wall insane.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Yaezakura on October 23, 2012, 03:36:48 am
Donald Trump: The only man more out of touch with reality than Mitt Romney.

In all honesty...how the hell hasn't he been committed to a psych ward yet?  The man's clearly balls-to-the-wall insane.

He built his own psych ward, called Trump Loco. His overpaid, under-qualified "professionals" labelled him as sane.

The place went bankrupt 5 hours after it opened.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: dietcokewithlemon on October 23, 2012, 06:23:56 am
I recommend everyone to follow Trump on twitter. Its an amazing combination of

1) Rants about Obama being a communist, not an American and having faked his college records. Full on birther.

2) Rants about the Chinese lying to America and trying to take over the world. At times he drifts into full on racial slurs.

3) Rants about how windfarms are evil, bad for the environment and ruin the look of his new golf course here in Scotland. He HATES windfarms.

4) Plugs for his tv shows, hotel complexes, pretentious celebrity name drops and other assorted crap.

5) Soundbite inspirational quotes from philosophers, religious leaders and venerable politicians. He actually quotes his own books.

He is honestly one of the funniest people on the internet. A month or so back he tweeted that the Chinese were illegally dumping wind turbines on the Californian coast. His twitter feed is so bad you could start a new thread every day based on the dumbest thing he posted that 24 hours.

"Don't let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected--be careful Republicans!"

"If Obama keeps pushing wind turbines our country will go down the tubes economically, environmentally & aesthetically."

"Lots of response to my Pattinson/Kristen Stewart reunion. She will cheat again--100 certain--am I ever wrong?"

I also follow Rupert Murdoch and Ice T. They all have they same crazy "angry middle aged man" tweet mentality. You here nothing for a while then suddenly five or six tweets in a row. Its like they get angry reading the morning paper and want to have a rant but their wives aren't interested and ignore them and the maid doesn't speak english.

Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: agentCDE on October 23, 2012, 06:28:30 pm
Wind turbines? Bad for the environment? What is this, I don't even.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Lt. Fred on October 23, 2012, 07:08:37 pm
Coal fired power stations- much more beautiful than a white windmill.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: ThunderWulf on October 24, 2012, 12:46:48 am
Wow, I knew Trump was nuts, but not THAT nuts!
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on October 24, 2012, 02:07:36 am
That thing about China kind of reminds me of a conspiracy theory I read once that said China was secretly stealing our fresh water with super-secret boats. Or something.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Sylvana on October 24, 2012, 03:59:43 am
Well to be fair China is trying to take over my country, and doing a pretty good job of it. That is why we wont give the Dalli Lama a visa. However someone in America thinking the Chinese are out to get them is just plain balls to the wall crazy.

Its fascinating how the modern information age have allowed crazy people to have a much louder voice. You no longer need a creepy unwashed person standing on a street corner screaming about the end times, now we have the internet. Where even supposed business moguls can be just like that end times crazy person from the comfort of their own mansion.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: DiscoBerry on October 24, 2012, 10:04:49 am
Apparently the big news, at least according to the Daily Mail is divorce papers of some sort...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html) 

Shocking, at one point in their marriage they once considered getting a divorce. 
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: kefkaownsall on October 24, 2012, 11:20:30 am
Citation needed Trump besides Klein.  It's probably BS and besides they won't divorce now.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: banjaxed on October 24, 2012, 02:14:47 pm
Apparently the big news, at least according to the Daily Mail is divorce papers of some sort...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html) 

Shocking, at one point in their marriage they once considered getting a divorce. 

No this is trumps big surprise...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgOq9pBkY0I


Basically, Trump says that if Obama releases his passport info and college transcripts then a hour afterwards Trump will donate 5 million to Obama's charity of choice.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: KZN02 on October 24, 2012, 02:26:13 pm
So do you guys think Obama is going to do anything about it?
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: RinellaWasHere on October 24, 2012, 02:28:12 pm
Apparently the big news, at least according to the Daily Mail is divorce papers of some sort...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html) 

Shocking, at one point in their marriage they once considered getting a divorce. 

As a rule, don't trust the Daily Mail.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: DiscoBerry on October 24, 2012, 02:33:59 pm
Apparently the big news, at least according to the Daily Mail is divorce papers of some sort...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html) 

Shocking, at one point in their marriage they once considered getting a divorce. 

As a rule, don't trust the Daily Mail.

I thought I made that clear in the non-comic sans portion, will try to be more clear next time
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: RavynousHunter on October 24, 2012, 02:52:51 pm
Apparently the big news, at least according to the Daily Mail is divorce papers of some sort...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html) 

Shocking, at one point in their marriage they once considered getting a divorce. 

No this is trumps big surprise...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgOq9pBkY0I


Basically, Trump says that if Obama releases his passport info and college transcripts then a hour afterwards Trump will donate 5 million to Obama's charity of choice.

If I were Obama, I sure as hell wouldn't take him up on that.

That'd be $5,000,000 of other people's money, because Trump on his own is more broke than your average hobo.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: ThunderWulf on October 24, 2012, 03:14:26 pm
Apparently the big news, at least according to the Daily Mail is divorce papers of some sort...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html) 

Shocking, at one point in their marriage they once considered getting a divorce. 

No this is trumps big surprise...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgOq9pBkY0I


Basically, Trump says that if Obama releases his passport info and college transcripts then a hour afterwards Trump will donate 5 million to Obama's charity of choice.

I highly doubt either party will follow through.  I doubt Obama will release all that stuff and think he'll just laugh at this, and call me cynical, but I really don't think Trump would donate that money unless he was forced to.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: RinellaWasHere on October 24, 2012, 03:58:01 pm
Apparently the big news, at least according to the Daily Mail is divorce papers of some sort...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html) 

Shocking, at one point in their marriage they once considered getting a divorce. 

As a rule, don't trust the Daily Mail.

I thought I made that clear in the non-comic sans portion, will try to be more clear next time

Missed that completely. I'm really sorry, that's entirely my bad.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Lt. Fred on October 24, 2012, 05:52:03 pm
I want Mitt Romney to release his college transcripts. And John Mcain. And George Bush. And John Kerry. And Bill Clinton.

Or else it would be like some sort of meaningless double-standard, wouldn't it?
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Material Defender on October 24, 2012, 06:02:43 pm
The only thing 'very large' from Trump is his debt. 1 Billion freaking dollars. And he sues banks not to return the money. And cons people out of the money.

The world is something different from the wealthy even if their bank accounts say they are poorest person in existence.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Stormwarden on October 25, 2012, 01:10:01 am
http://www.examiner.com/article/donald-trump-fired-from-management-of-trump-place

I think this is Trump's real "October Surprise." He got fired from management at his own building.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Dakota Bob on October 25, 2012, 07:44:39 am
http://www.examiner.com/article/donald-trump-fired-from-management-of-trump-place

I think this is Trump's real "October Surprise." He got fired from management at his own building.

Hold on, I think I got a .GIF for this:
(http://i.imgur.com/aQsve.gif)
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Stormwarden on October 26, 2012, 12:13:08 am
^ +1 Fuck yeah

Good choice, that. I'm pretty sure a dude who's more than a billion in the hole like Trump is has no right to dictate terms with the President.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: VirtualStranger on October 26, 2012, 12:29:00 am
Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert has an offer of his own...

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/420539/october-24-2012/donald-trump-s-october-surprise
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Yla on October 26, 2012, 12:11:48 pm
As my local newspaper put it:
"Bomb turns firecracker"
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on October 26, 2012, 06:58:49 pm
I don't think Trump's mouth is big enough for Colbert's gigantic balls.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: ironbite on October 26, 2012, 07:37:26 pm
If anything is....

Ironbite-OH GOD THE SLASH!
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: DiscoBerry on October 30, 2012, 02:22:30 pm
Dear Donald,
Please go die in a fire.

Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: ironbite on October 30, 2012, 06:34:51 pm
....WHAT!?

Ironbite-the Hurricane didn't get him?  FUCK!
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: IanC on October 30, 2012, 06:39:53 pm
Still at it, apparently.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bmsOZz9BdOo/UI_xsGHPceI/AAAAAAAB81U/JBrO2LeYviY/s1600/douchebag.jpg)
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: ironbite on October 30, 2012, 06:57:47 pm
Oh jesus fuck this is worse the the comfortablysmug asshole who was giving out false information on twitter about what was going on in NYC during the hurricane.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Hades on October 30, 2012, 07:09:46 pm
Somebody put some makeup on this clown, stat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ACCHxF4Afc
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: IanC on November 02, 2012, 06:26:28 pm
http://www.joemygod.blogspot.com/2012/11/donald-trump-obama-wouldnt-take-my-5m.html

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“For President Obama not to accept five million dollars (or much more) for his favorite charity can only mean one thing – the records are very bad.  Obviously he wasn’t born in this country or, if he was, he said he wasn’t in order to receive financial aid and in order to have a clear and very easy path into a college or university.  Only a very stupid person would believe otherwise. There can be no other reason that so much money would not be so easily and routinely collected for charity."

For crying out loud.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Lt. Fred on November 02, 2012, 07:02:10 pm
If you replaced Obama's name with the name of any other president or presidential candidate, it would work equally well. Since noone has ever released that information before.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: ironbite on November 02, 2012, 07:06:25 pm
Yep...cause the President didn't even know about Trump's offer, means he has something to hide.

Ironbite-yep...he's hiding something alright.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: RavynousHunter on November 02, 2012, 07:07:06 pm
Someone, please, for the love of all that's holy, sew Donald Trump's fucking mouth shut!  Save the world from a collective, stupid-induced heart attack.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Hades on November 02, 2012, 07:24:41 pm
Also cut his fingers off so he can't tweet.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: RinellaWasHere on November 03, 2012, 04:58:28 am
Hey now, man's got a right to free speech. He's an idiot, but we can't stop him making mouth noises. We can just use our freedom of speech to tell him he's an idiot in explicit detail.

Donald, you are so rock stupid you could't find your own fat ass with a map and a six-cell flashlight.

You are so stupid you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions written on the heel.
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: IanC on November 06, 2012, 02:34:15 pm
His latest tweet made me LOL, like a lot.

(http://i45.tinypic.com/29pr9ue.png)
Title: Re: More Trump-tardedness
Post by: Dakota Bob on November 06, 2012, 03:02:06 pm
This is how I imagine Trump:

(http://i.imgur.com/B9WNY.png)