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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #315 on: October 30, 2013, 02:35:13 am »
otend   what's the thing you use to look in an orifice
   Hofstadter   really really long pliers
   otend   tip of my tongue
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #316 on: November 04, 2013, 01:36:34 am »
14:27   ironchew   but you learn to live with yourself
14:27   ironchew   that's what albuquerque's all about
14:31   DarkfireTaimatsu   No wonder Bugs takes a wrong turn whenever he gets there.
14:31   Alkaline   heh
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #317 on: November 11, 2013, 04:57:41 am »
03:17   Hofstadter:   Damen, currently, jai lives in ballarat
03:17   Hofstadter:   An isolated country town
03:17   Hofstadter:   Its like the hills have eyes without the hills
03:18   Damen:   ...why does the name of that town make me think of great big furry rat balls?
03:18   Hofstadter:   Because youre a gay furry
03:18   Damen:   Somehow I doubt that as the idea makes me feel repulsed.
03:19   Damen:   And why would anyone live in the small town of Rat Testicles?
03:19   Hofstadter:   Jais a country boy
03:19   Hofstadter:   And the cbd isnt bogany during the day, its basically filled with latte drinking wankers
03:20   Damen:   Yeah, the closest I get to being a country boy is when I blast through it at about 105 kph on my motorcycle.
03:22   Damen:   Not exceedingly fast until you factor in that it's usually on a two-lane road that is only paved in the technical sense but has more craters than the surface of the moon.
03:23   Hofstadter:   Safe
03:25   Damen:   Fuck safety, that's banjo country I travel through.
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #318 on: November 14, 2013, 10:09:20 pm »
10:53   Hofstadter   "you know what you get when you preorder a game, a big dick in your mouth"
11:00   Kanesyth   hawt
11:00   Kanesyth   
11:01   Tank   I just watched that episode like an hour or two ago
11:01   Tank   d:
11:01   Kanesyth   q:
11:08   Raz   Some people would not be opposed to that
11:08   Raz   Some people in this room, as a matter of fact
11:08   Hofstadter   I WANT DICK IN MY MOUTH
11:08   Raz   I sure as hell would
11:08   Kanesyth   rofl, dat timing~
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #319 on: December 02, 2013, 07:21:39 am »
04:31   Hofstadter:   me: hey, lui, wanna see how i fucked up my chair
04:31   Hofstadter:   lui: sure
04:31   Hofstadter:   me: *holds up the broken leg stem*
04:31   Hofstadter:   lui: were you leaning against that
04:31   Hofstadter:   me: I was getting off
04:31   Hofstadter:   lui: eeeeeeew
04:31   Hofstadter:   me: what....oh COME ON
04:31   Hofstadter:   lui: you said it!
04:31   Hofstadter:   me: i meant getting off the chair you fucking perv!
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #320 on: December 14, 2013, 01:25:23 am »
(After I linked a picture of mine)


12:45   Tank    brb stealing this for my progressive metal band's album cover (which will have two songs that are about 45 minutes each) d:
12:46   Kanesyth   q:
12:47   Flaria   o.o
12:47   KitsuneZeta   <o.o>
12:48      Kanesyth uses it for his space-themed black/death metal project
12:48   KitsuneZeta   I am the kind of nutcase that would have a 45-minute long song with solos everywhere!
12:49   Eniliad   Entitle it "Fuck you, Guitar Hero Fans"
12:49   Flaria   LOL
12:49   Kanesyth   LOL
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #321 on: December 29, 2013, 04:59:08 am »
Hofstadter:   i love gamefaps
Hofstadter:   ...
Hofstadter:   faqs
Zachski:   Quoting
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #322 on: December 29, 2013, 08:00:22 pm »
Kanesyth   http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=25051
   ironchew   well there's one thing i do know about hair
   armandtanzarian   so, any plans for NYE?
   ironchew   and that's to not make fun of bald people
   ironchew   otherwise you get mauled by 42 care bears
   The_L   rofl
   ironchew   (with jello boobs)
   The_L   So quoting that
   armandtanzarian   like in the bible
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #323 on: January 13, 2014, 01:06:46 am »
[00:52] <Hofstadter> Also i found a really creepy thread on stormfront
[00:52] <Hofstadter> "The White Race transcends mortal boundaries. We are the natural forces of the sky, the celestial bodies, and the elements, in particular fire and water. We are all that is shining and beautiful beneath the earth, and all the gorgeous growing things, flowers and fruit, above it. The mud peoples are just that, mud, useful in some respects, but most of the time just an irritant."
[00:52] <Hofstadter> "I don't hate everything Black (I'm wearing it right now), and I won't walk into the liberal deathtrap of "we all bleed red", but the other races are so bland. We are a shining race, eyes like gems, hair like woven gold, skin as pure as snow and bright as milk."
[00:53] <Kanesyth> Then why are they so fucking dumb?
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #324 on: January 13, 2014, 01:45:11 am »
Hair of woven gold? What about that brunette majority?

It's like they're intentionally trying to be a parody.
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #325 on: February 02, 2014, 01:15:19 am »
14:14   ironchew   computer, make me a cup of coffee
14:14   Kyana   This unit is NOT a replicator. - Make it yourself.
14:14   ironchew   ...!
14:14   Kanesyth   #rekt
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #326 on: February 16, 2014, 03:36:27 pm »
04:35   Eniliad   Kyana, tell weird sex stories
04:35   Kyana   Think, then specify, it does help.
04:35   Eniliad   Oh.
04:35   Eniliad   Well I'm out of ideas.
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze