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Rubbish => Preaching and Worship => Topic started by: Jacob Harrison on September 06, 2018, 09:27:01 am

Title: The true final most important announcement on this thread
Post by: Jacob Harrison on September 06, 2018, 09:27:01 am
I did further research in Anglo Saxon history and that in the early period, the monarchs of Northumbria were the Bretwaldas(Overlords) over the other Anglo Saxon Kingdoms. I traced the heirs to Northumbria, and the daughter of it’s last earl Waltheof married David I of Scotland. The legitimate heirs to Scotland are the heirs of the House of Balliol as King John Baliol was it’s rightful heir through primogeniture. I traced the heir to his daughter and got here. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Spring_Rice,_6th_Baron_Monteagle_of_Brandon

His son Charles is the current heir to Scotland and Northumbria. He is also descended from the monarchs of Mercia.

I also mentioned how the rightful heirs to Wessex are the descendants of Ethelred I which includes Harold Godwinson. Harold Godwinson was the rightful heir to Wessex but not the other Anglo Saxon Kingdoms so I can still be Catholic because he wasn’t the rightful heir to all of England. However the Kingdoms of Scotland, Northumbria, and Mercia can become puppet states of Wessex.

Harold Godwinson’s daughter married Vladimir II Grand Prince of Kievan Rus, the predecessor to Russia. The Rurik dynasty preceded the Romanovs and are the rightful heirs to Russia. I read a site that traced the heirs to Vladimir II and Harold Godwinson and the current heir is Karl von Habsburg. Therefore his descendants can be made Kings of Wessex, Hungary, Croatia, Tsar of Russia, and Emperor of the Holy Roman British Empire with Scotland, Northumbria, Mercia, and Wales as puppet states.

This song I found on YouTube should be the anthem of the Holy Roman British Empire. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AD7vaMAqwxk

I was also recently visited by my parallel self from a parallel universe and a wizard merged us into one causing me to have memories from the parallel universe so now I am going to write about what happened in that universe to promote the English monarchist legitimist cause and how the rightful heirs can be restored and to teach a lesson on extramarital sex. It often causes disasters, though it is rare that it causes a Kingdom to fall like it did in the parallel universe. There are probably parallel universes where Republics fell over a cuckold. However it might take a while since I am back at college.
Title: Re: The true final most important announcement on this thread
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 06, 2018, 09:53:52 am
Again with the wizards. Honestly, you'd think someone with interdimensional magical powers would have better things to do with his time.
Title: Re: The true final most important announcement on this thread
Post by: Askold on September 06, 2018, 12:17:21 pm
DID SOMEBODY SAY WIZARDS?

WHAT TIME IS IT?

LOS MAGOS DEL TIEMPOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


That's right kids! It's time for the greatest RPG in the world. TIME WIZARDS!

Choose your time, choose your wizard, it's TIME to play.

Here are the rules as written down by Satan's butthole, AKA 4Chan: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Time_Wizards

"Because even this game makes more sense than Jacob."
Title: Re: The true final most important announcement on this thread
Post by: niam2023 on September 06, 2018, 12:59:27 pm
...I give it a week or less.
Title: Re: The true final most important announcement on this thread
Post by: dpareja on September 06, 2018, 01:15:49 pm
I'll give Jakey-boy this, at least I've heard of one of the people he mentioned this time.
Title: Re: The true final most important announcement on this thread
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on September 06, 2018, 11:48:09 pm
Upcoming, The Really Real, No Really, Pinkie Swears On My Cousins Wranglers, Really Mean It Final Announcement Ever.

Coming soon to a bored forumite near you!