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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1590 on: January 21, 2019, 09:14:27 pm »
Wait, an obvious joke? How can you be... hold on a second.

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*finds out it's a satirical website*

Oops.
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1591 on: January 21, 2019, 11:08:15 pm »
I know humour can be hard for a gestalt entity but seriously if you see the words 'devil's doorbell', 'sin cave' or 'self-rape'  it's satire.

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1592 on: January 22, 2019, 12:18:05 am »
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1593 on: January 22, 2019, 12:23:49 am »
I know humour can be hard for a gestalt entity but seriously if you see the words 'devil's doorbell', 'sin cave' or 'self-rape'  it's satire.

People use the most ridiculous terms with complete sincerity. And aren't we all technically gestalt entities?
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1594 on: January 22, 2019, 12:34:25 am »
I've heard devil's doorbell before I think. However I would like to note that usually its male/penis masturbation that fundies freak out over, they enjoy pretending women and girls or general vagina-bearers don't do that kind of thing, which is of course completely wrong.

But it was an obvious satire the moment I saw sin cave.

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1595 on: January 22, 2019, 01:27:25 am »
More totally serious non-parody, how dare you imply this is in jest, religious chastity propaganda:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pzs0aGu1fU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pzs0aGu1fU</a>
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1596 on: January 22, 2019, 01:55:46 am »


I've seen dairy farms with less bullshit.
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1597 on: January 22, 2019, 02:16:39 am »
I've heard devil's doorbell before I think. However I would like to note that usually its male/penis masturbation that fundies freak out over, they enjoy pretending women and girls or general vagina-bearers don't do that kind of thing, which is of course completely wrong.

But it was an obvious satire the moment I saw sin cave.

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The correct phrase, is "Fill my sin cave to stretching daddy!"

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1598 on: January 24, 2019, 10:06:02 pm »
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1599 on: January 24, 2019, 10:09:29 pm »
.....so what type of food do white people eat there Nazi?

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1600 on: January 24, 2019, 11:10:40 pm »
Brussels Sprouts, I assume have to be safe, being named after a European city.

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1601 on: January 24, 2019, 11:28:38 pm »
I'm gonna guess mayo straight outta the jar. Using a spoon, of course; they don't eat with their unwashed hands.
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1602 on: January 24, 2019, 11:29:25 pm »
HOW DARE this Nazi compare good people to THE INHUMANS.

On top of being a racist, he has dolled out the darkest, most horrifying insult - comparing ANYONE, ANYWHERE, to The Inhumans.
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1603 on: January 25, 2019, 04:33:34 am »
You know, usually when people talk about how racists try to "dehumanize" people it is not meant literally...
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1604 on: January 25, 2019, 07:08:24 am »
My parent's generation have told me tales of what "all white" food was like in Australia in the 50s and 60s. Bread was white, cheese was Kraft and all coffee was instant. No wonder people drank so much beer then to escape the misery!