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“Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« on: March 02, 2012, 04:09:37 am »
Today’s spoiled rotten, detached from reality, whiney rich guy is Andrew Schiff!



Current employment: literally works for his brother at Euro Pacific Capital as a Director of Communications & Marketing.

http://www.europac.net/members/andrew_schiff

BBBAAAAWWWWW those mean people are calling me a whiner!
http://finance.yahoo.com/ blogs/daily-ticker/banker-bonuses-backlash-andrew-schiff-understands-why-people-210703011.html

While people are being thrown out of their homes, unemployed, on food stamps, outright starving thanks to the cycle of poverty this asshole is complaining about his $350,000.  ::)


And here is the comedy goldmine of his BBAAAWWWWWing!


http://finance.yahoo.com/news/bonus-withdrawal-puts-bankers-malaise-050100338.html
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"I'm not Zen at all, and when I'm freaking out about the situation, where I'm stuck like a rat in a trap on a highway with no way to get out, it's very hard," Schiff, director of marketing for broker-dealer Euro Pacific Capital Inc., said in an interview.
Schiff, 46, is facing another kind of jam this year: Paid a lower bonus, he said the $350,000 he earns, enough to put him in the country's top 1 percent by income, doesn't cover his family's private-school tuition, a Kent, Connecticut, summer rental and the upgrade they would like from their 1,200-square- foot Brooklyn duplex.
1%er problems!

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Wall Street headhunter Daniel Arbeeny said his "income has gone down tremendously." On a recent Sunday, he drove to Fairway Market in the Red Hook section of Brooklyn to buy discounted salmon for $5.99 a pound.
Oh noes, not discount salmon!

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Still, he sold two motorcycles he didn't use and called his Porsche 911 Carrera 4S Cabriolet "the Volkswagen of supercars."
I have no words…


http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-02-29/wall-street-bonus-withdrawal-means-trading-aspen-for-cheap-chex.html

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“People who don’t have money don’t understand the stress,” said Alan Dlugash, a partner at accounting firm Marks Paneth & Shron LLP in New York who specializes in financial planning for the wealthy. “Could you imagine what it’s like to say I got three kids in private school, I have to think about pulling them out? How do you do that?”
OH NOES! His kids might have to go to PUBLIC SCHOOL! The horror the horror…
Despite knowing about indoctrination I thought it was a good idea to put a human Reaper near my office. Now I am a sentient husk :(.

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Re: “Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2012, 04:16:02 am »
Wow, these people are really living it rough. Inspiration for the rest of us!

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Re: “Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2012, 07:53:20 am »
I live on a partial dissability plus minimum wage on part time hours.
I live fairly comfortably on $13,000 a year

This clown cant make it on 27 times my income. He has a problem
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Re: “Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2012, 07:59:39 am »
Poor baby...


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Re: “Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2012, 08:50:27 am »
this topic is already over on the "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" thread. Just sayin'.
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Re: “Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2012, 01:53:31 pm »
The starving children of the world weep for you sir.

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Re: “Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2012, 02:01:29 pm »
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Re: “Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2012, 03:24:31 pm »
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)

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Re: “Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2012, 05:29:05 pm »
Look at what I found

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Re: “Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2012, 02:03:26 am »
Yeeeaaah...

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Re: “Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2012, 03:17:04 am »
Y'know, I get that it's not fun to have to cut back on the lifestyle you're used to living, but don't expect anyone to cry for you when you're still driving a god damn Porsche.
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Re: “Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2012, 05:00:14 am »
Does this man know what it's like to have to decide whether to pay the light bill to keep the heat on, or buy food to keep from starving to death? 

Has he ever had to allow a dog or other animal companion die of a treatable illness because there was no money for a veterinarian's trip, and he was too chickenshit to put her out of her misery himself, so all he could do is sit there beside her and wait for her to die?  Has he ever had to give up a beloved cat or dog or horse because he no longer had the money to take care of them (thank you, TJ)?

For that matter, has he ever had to sit in a hospital ER with a mother with four broken ribs and a shitload of ruptured disks for more than eighteen hours, waiting for a chance to see a doctor because neither of you can afford insurance, with the staff treating you and everyone else in there without insurance as GOMERs?  Or sat in one in mortal agony himself with a massive infection for the same reason, and finally left because after a day he was  too exhausted to wait any longer, and they were no closer to seeing him?  Or had to beg antibiotics and lifesaving meds from someone else because you couldn't get them yourself (Thank you, Holli)?

Has he ever had to bum rides because he had a car that he couldn't fix, because he didn't have the money?  Has he ever had to schedule his entire life and go to work, school and to pay bills on someone else's insane, harried schedule until he had the money to replace whatever busted (thank you, Leland)? 

Has he ever had to decide which of any number of essential goods--like basic fucking communication--and services to do without, because he only had the money for one of them at the most?  Has he ever had to move out of a comfortable house he couldn't afford to keep and into an old, decrepit mobile home filled with dust from disintegrating fiberglass insulation that damaged his eyes, skin and lungs, sagging, crumbling floors and holes that he honestly didn't have the money to properly fix, located in a neighborhood where even the city water is barely fit to drink, where his nearest neighbors are meth dealers with a couple of completely random murders every week, because that was the ONLY place he could afford?   Has he ever had to sell off precious, irreplaceable personal possessions to pay for food and heating/cooling? 

Has he ever had to apply for public assistance just to keep food on the table and be treated like human garbage as a result and told that he needs to get a real fuckin' job, never mind the fact that he HAS a fulltime job (both he AND his spouse do)  that he can't quit because there is literally nothing better nearby and anything better would require him to drop everything and move hundreds of miles away, he doesn't have the money to move in the first place and even if they DID it's STILL not a sure thing?  Has he ever had to send his kids to eat at someone ELSE'S table because he honestly can't put enough food on his to feed his entire family (thank you, Linda)? 

If he answered "no" to these questions, he can shut the fuck up.   His idea of suffering is buying bargain salmon and selling a couple of motorcycles he can't even be bothered to ride anymore.    He literally has no idea how other people are forced to live.  Real life would fucking eat him. 
« Last Edit: March 03, 2012, 05:02:21 am by tempus »
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Re: “Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2012, 12:59:00 pm »
*hugs tempus*

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Re: “Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2012, 02:25:08 pm »
Thankyou Tempus.
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Re: “Struggling” on $350,000 a year and bonus!
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2012, 03:55:53 pm »
Wow... uh... what Tempus said.  *Feels very inadequate*.