The Definitive List of False Flag Operations and Other Hoaxes

[rookie]

Chuckle. CFL. You wacky Canadians.

[Barbarella]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44bT3S3Rx5I" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44bT3S3Rx5I</a>


...Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out the temperature in Celsius
See the map they're hovering right over us
Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break your nose and they'll just say sorry
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick before they see it coming
Time for a pre-emptive strike

- Excerpt from Weird Al Yankovic's Canadian Idiot (which actually spoofs U.S. American Jingoism)


Those gosh-darn Syrup-Rustlers even have their own answer to DAESH!....

....They worship The Stewart Anderson Cattle Company!

[dpareja]

Chuckle. CFL. You wacky Canadians.

American football is for people who need an extra down to move 10 yards, and 10 less yards on the field.

Not to mention the smaller *ahem* ball.

[RavynousHunter]

Canada's just a front.  The one we really need to look out for are the Japanese when they unleash their massive mech suits and Godzilla clones they have secretly hidden underneath Tokyo.

[Askold]

...Anyone acting that friendly is up to no good.

If by "up to no good" you mean "doing everything we can to make sure nobody invades us when the next war, which will be over water, is fought," then sure.

"Water?" Don't try to fool me you lying Canuck. We both know that the next war will be over the strategic maple-syrup reserves and Canada shall be the hotspot in that war.

You'll probably try to nuke your rivals so that you would hold the monopoly over the global trade of syrupy maple products.

[ironbite]

Denver Airport

[Random Gal]

So Canada doesn't exist and fossils don't exist. And I've also read somewhere that bisexual men don't exist.

So who am I, where am I, and what am I doing? I'm confused.

[Sigmaleph]

So Canada doesn't exist and fossils don't exist. And I've also read somewhere that bisexual men don't exist.

So who am I, where am I, and what am I doing? I'm confused.

Somewhere in North Dakota, carving rocks to look like bones.

And a woman, maybe? Or do bisexual women not exist either? I don't know how it works.

[guizonde]

So Canada doesn't exist and fossils don't exist. And I've also read somewhere that bisexual men don't exist.

So who am I, where am I, and who am I doing? I'm confused.

ftfy.

[Random Gal]

So Canada doesn't exist and fossils don't exist. And I've also read somewhere that bisexual men don't exist.

So who am I, where am I, and what am I doing? I'm confused.

Somewhere in North Dakota, carving rocks to look like bones.

And a woman, maybe? Or do bisexual women not exist either? I don't know how it works.

I was referring to this study, which apparently claims that all women who aren't exclusively lesbian are bisexual, and that all men are either gay or straight.

[rookie]

Seems legit.

[Sigmaleph]

So Canada doesn't exist and fossils don't exist. And I've also read somewhere that bisexual men don't exist.

So who am I, where am I, and what am I doing? I'm confused.

Somewhere in North Dakota, carving rocks to look like bones.

And a woman, maybe? Or do bisexual women not exist either? I don't know how it works.

I was referring to this study, which apparently claims that all women who aren't exclusively lesbian are bisexual, and that all men are either gay or straight.

I guess that sorts out my gender issues, anyway.

(I have to be amazed at someone who goes "we have this experimental method of measuring sexual orientation, and it says straight women don't exist" and their conclusion isn't "well, clearly this is not actually a good way to measure sexual orientation" rather than "omg all women are secretly bisexual!!")

[guizonde]

So Canada doesn't exist and fossils don't exist. And I've also read somewhere that bisexual men don't exist.

So who am I, where am I, and what am I doing? I'm confused.

Somewhere in North Dakota, carving rocks to look like bones.

And a woman, maybe? Or do bisexual women not exist either? I don't know how it works.

I was referring to this study, which apparently claims that all women who aren't exclusively lesbian are bisexual, and that all men are either gay or straight.

I guess that sorts out my gender issues, anyway.

(I have to be amazed at someone who goes "we have this experimental method of measuring sexual orientation, and it says straight women don't exist" and their conclusion isn't "well, clearly this is not actually a good way to measure sexual orientation" rather than "omg all women are secretly bisexual!!")

somebody broke the kinsey scale. anybody got duck tape?

[pyro]

The Dallas Shootout

So Canada doesn't exist and fossils don't exist. And I've also read somewhere that bisexual men don't exist.

So who am I, where am I, and what am I doing? I'm confused.

Somewhere in North Dakota, carving rocks to look like bones.

And a woman, maybe? Or do bisexual women not exist either? I don't know how it works.

Nope, he's just pretending to like guys because he hates Jesus.