Postal guy goes CTSTDT

[DiscoBerry]

Well, the guy really is sick...But after delivering a package from Yemen with wires, and tubes sticking out of it (apparently no bells went off) leaking something, he has finally put it all together....  TERRORISM.

Jeffrey Lill delivered a strange package on February 4 last year: sent from Yemen, it was leaking "a brown, viscous substance." There were tubes and wires sticking out of it. Since coming into contact with the unknown fluid, Lill has been suffering from toxic exposure. But the Postal Service claims the package never existed.

Either way, Lill is definitely sick.

In a story published in Sunday's Miami Herald, the Florida Center for Investigative Reporting says Jeffrey Lill suffers from extreme fatigue, tremors, and liver and neurological problems consistent with toxic exposure.

The Postal Service says the incident never happened. Its lawyer said in a letter that there was a harmless spill two days earlier, but that nothing happened on the day Lill says he was injured.

 

http://gawker.com/5909907/postal-worker-claims-he-was-poisoned-by-substance-leaking-from-disappearing-package

[GLaDOS]

It's psychosomatic. He obviously has a latent neurological condition which possibly was triggered by an allergic reaction to the chemical spill earlier that week. The condition caused paranoia and psychosis, and since he believed he had been poisoned, his body mimicked the symptoms.

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and the package was not addressed to "Aperture Science Innovators" no matter what he says. He's insane, don't listen to him.